time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2312.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5472dc9f636872405ee70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"the internet was better before technology","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5472dd4463687205dbbd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://d.facdn.net/art/dracojeff/1413650361/1413650361.dracojeff_bayonettafox.png!\r\nMother of god.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5472df1d6368722bad030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5472dd4463687205dbbd0100#post_5472dd4463687205dbbd0100\r\n!i.imgur.com/veMpCqe.gif!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5472ead063687261db620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">at grocery store\r\n>buying federally mandated ration of cottage cheese, tofu and other non-oppressive sources of nutrition\r\n>wait in the progressive stack\r\n>women and minorities finally finished\r\n>patriarchies turn to pay for their groceries.\r\n>Trans-gendered checker beeps my estrogen patches\r\n>S/he beeps my federally mandated butt-plugs\r\n>“only on size 5 i see”\r\n>purses his/her lips in disapproval\r\n>hope s/he doesn’t realize what my razor blades mean\r\n>start sweating\r\n>beep\r\n>“razor blades, hummm?” s/he intones nasally\r\n>th-th-ey’re for my girlfriend i stammer quickly\r\n> s/he peers closely at my face\r\n>“THIS MALE HAS FACIAL HAIR” s/he screams\r\n>she slaps the privilege button\r\n>privilege siren starts blaring\r\n>a cage descends from the ceiling\r\n>the privileged Cadillac bursts through the store’s front windows\r\n>5 negros surround me\r\n>I stammer that I ran out of estrogen\r\n>look into his flat black eyes\r\n>realize he can’t understand English.\r\n>try to speak it in Ebonics\r\n>he snaps SHUDUFUGUP RACISS HONKEY BITCH\r\n>They tear off my pants\r\n> WE CHECK PRIVILEGE NOW\r\n>a shock prod is inserted into my anus as another black checks my glans\r\n>DIS RACISS GOT HE FORESKIN\r\n>gasps all around\r\n>the cashier sprays me with pepper spray\r\n>everyone starts beating the shit out of me\r\n>get sent to forcible gender reassignment\r\n>privilege checked.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5472eea46368721977840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5472ead063687261db620000#post_5472ead063687261db620000\r\nYou didn't include xir/nanogender/otherkin pronouns you transphobic white cis hetero male","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5472f94c636872766c6d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/868/938/4ea.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547301656368724c06e00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have awoken!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"547310646368723b17260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547301656368724c06e00200#post_547301656368724c06e00200\r\nLittle to none have cared for such.\r\n\r\nOh, my exams are over so I can finally declare myself a graduate of high school! Those 5 months have been the most gruesome ones yet but I'm confident to say that I might get good grades and probably go to college overseas. I need to get straight As if I want to get a scholarship and go to prestigious universities in Japan. I was thinking either Ritsumeikan or Yokohama. I also plan to learn Japanese at a nearby university before I go there.\r\n\r\nCurrently, I'm thinking of my future plans. I'm interested in either aerospace engineering, telecommunications or petroleum engineering. I might choose Digital Animation with Game Development if I decided not to choose the other three.\r\n\r\nSo, what do you guys think? (Currently, I have no skills in any of those)","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5473137f6368723d83590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547310646368723b17260000#post_547310646368723b17260000\r\nIn all honesty, I would take some kind of aptitude test or test designed to show what you're good at and then decide based on those results. \r\n\r\nI would also look at a book called Worthless about the pitfalls and problems with college, notably worthless majors. Which none of those are but still it is a good resource","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"547313ea63687235e7860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547310646368723b17260000#post_547310646368723b17260000\r\n;_;","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"547320e9636872631cf90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5472dd4463687205dbbd0100#post_5472dd4463687205dbbd0100\r\nIt was inevitable with the Zero Suit Fox running around.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"54732c166368721a43060100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5472dd4463687205dbbd0100#post_5472dd4463687205dbbd0100\r\nMOTHER OF ME! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"547334db6368725f32cd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"GOOD MORNING EVERYON--\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5472dd4463687205dbbd0100#post_5472dd4463687205dbbd0100\r\n!http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/22400000/-Shadow-shadow-the-hedgehog-22466348-360-360.jpg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"547338516368721813d50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"-professor walks in\r\n-professor checks attendance\r\n-professor hands out hand-outs \r\n-professor announces test next meeting\r\n-class dismissed\r\n\r\nAll under 10 minutes within a supposed 1.5 hour period. Groovy\r\n","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5473389f63687268ea150200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547338516368721813d50000#post_547338516368721813d50000\r\nSounds like a sweet deal.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5473422a6368726c38ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/eqGrhqs.png!\r\nFUCK","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54734ee86368721708e70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547301656368724c06e00200#post_547301656368724c06e00200\r\n[bq=\"ParagonCommander\"]I have awoken![/bq]\r\nAnd you're taking back control -I should just stop with these jokes-","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"547350fc636872646a0d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Goodnight everyone...\r\n\r\n_Z Z Z z z z..._","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"547372616368724398640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547350fc636872646a0d0000#post_547350fc636872646a0d0000\r\nGood Morning!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"547374976368722f66280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh my fucking gods!\r\n\r\nI'm so fucking tired of my group project for c++; it was a weeklong project that it's taken us two fucking months to get done and now that we've put it together *EVERYTHING* fucking broke and rather than admit they fucked up they're going \"not my fault\" even though it's totally their fault.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"547375596368723f99210300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I always get weird thoughts when I'm in bed for too long. (Today, It was something about Princess Zelda and Narutaki from Kamen rider Decade in Bunny suits)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"547376c16368723e635e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"last night i had a dream where i had a greatsword duel with the king of Sweden.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"547378086368727dd4e90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54738bb46368723eb11a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://calibermag.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/to-do-list-nothing.jpeg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54738d616368721538e20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547378086368727dd4e90000#post_547378086368727dd4e90000\r\nThis sounds like the plot of an anime ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}