time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2737.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5490e7e163687211a2e80a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have a question; is trolling metaphorically dead?  What I mean by this is that you rarely ever see stuff on par as funny as the mountain dew \"hitler did nothing wrong\" mass trolling, pranks like calling people named Patrick and asking for the Krusty Crab, David Thorne, Team Roomba or such anymore and even when trolling is done it's never as large scale or as funny as the classics.  Idunno man, it just seems like trolls like Twisty or such number of times of being funny are about the number of times Nicki Minaj doesn't use autotune.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5490e85a6368721083820a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5490e7e163687211a2e80a00#post_5490e7e163687211a2e80a00\r\nI haven't seen any troll lately, so I suppose so.\r\nHowever, I think the 360 noscope stuff are taking over.\r\n-I'm smart, I know how to respond to your adult talk-","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5490e8d96368721302710a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5490e6216368721097030a00#post_5490e6216368721097030a00\r\nOnly reason I ever turn on the TV these days is, surprisingly, football.\r\n\r\nA year ago, I could care less about sports. But I guess if teams that remotely interest me in a sport that remotely interests me are doing well, then I have a reason to care.\r\n\r\nOh yeah, and for those wondering, I found leftover hot dogs in the fridge. So I ate those. I didn't starve... huzzah?","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5490e8e26368720421e50800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5490e85a6368721083820a00#post_5490e85a6368721083820a00\r\n\"No scope was involved\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJV202TpGrY","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5490e9b5636872227bdf0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5490e7e163687211a2e80a00#post_5490e7e163687211a2e80a00\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"] Idunno man, it just seems like trolls like Twisty or such often about as funny as how often Nicki Minaj doesn't use autotune.[/bq]\r\n\r\n1.i havent tried to troll in a long ass time\r\n2. nicki minaj barely uses autotune.\r\n\r\nnice passive aggresiveness tho.\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5490e9f363687210630d0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5490e9b5636872227bdf0400#post_5490e9b5636872227bdf0400\r\n->Joke\r\n\r\nYour head","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5490ea176368720f45720a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5490e8e26368720421e50800#post_5490e8e26368720421e50800\r\n\"If someone does a noscope, nobody bat an eye.\"\r\n\"But if somebody does a 360 noscope, EVERYBODY LOSE THEIR MINDS.\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5490ea5063687214a24d0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5490e9f363687210630d0a00#post_5490e9f363687210630d0a00\r\n\r\nnice joke :^)","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5490eac26368727862ba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Today I got a surprise... \r\nMy dog that escaped from my old house like five months ago appeared where my father and I work! We were not sure how many days she did't eat, and it looks like she was in another house and escaped.\r\n\r\nSo, did I missed something today? ","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5490ebb16368724921f90800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5490eac26368727862ba0000#post_5490eac26368727862ba0000\r\n!http://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/s603/Sunmtn/ForeverBodyWalkers/tumblr_m37e45KmmA1rnhnb2shockingnews_zps776ab42e.gif!\r\nISH A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5490eca96368721551be0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5490ebb16368724921f90800#post_5490ebb16368724921f90800\r\nOH YES!\r\nShe was dirty and almost skeletical. Probably was in the streets like a week. Poor little doge :(","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5490ed0d63687211a2840b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5490eca96368721551be0a00#post_5490eca96368721551be0a00\r\nGive her a hug for me.\r\nBy the way, how did she escape?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5490efaf6368720fba620a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/sample/sample-c706ca90e41f7855ace5a9183da1c364.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5490efd66368725b900f0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5490ed0d63687211a2840b00#post_5490ed0d63687211a2840b00\r\nWell, five months ago... One of my dogs, a son of her, finally found a way to get out of the house: by making a hole in the fence. Well, the hole was very tiny, and the dogs where so big to get out (one got stuck on day) but the female, and I mean the mom, could fit in the hole. She was the only one that could escape, but she returns in some hours. One day, she escaped and never come back... Oh, and one of the sons could manage to escape too, but he retuned like four days ago. ","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5490f1f263687214a2f70b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5490efaf6368720fba620a00#post_5490efaf6368720fba620a00\r\n[bq=\"Twisty\"]!http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/sample/sample-c706ca90e41f7855ace5a9183da1c364.jpg![/bq]\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/677/402/edb.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5490f2d06368721154c60b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So i took my meds and now im restarting Sonic Advance 3\r\n\r\n_ye_","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5490f3036368721154cf0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"These are two generators are my new favorite things evar:\r\n\r\n\"Daily Mail Headline Generator\":http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/\r\n\"Daily Mail Story Generator\":http://charlieharvey.org.uk/daily_mail/","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5490f33e63687211a23c0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5490f3036368721154cf0b00#post_5490f3036368721154cf0b00\r\n[bq]ARE FERAL CHILDREN DESTROYING THE COUNTRYSIDE?[/bq]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5490f35863687213f2400b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"HAS THE LOONY LEFT MOLESTED TAXPAYERS?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5490f3b1636872227bb50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5490f33e63687211a23c0c00#post_5490f33e63687211a23c0c00\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5490f35863687213f2400b00#post_5490f35863687213f2400b00\r\nBeautiful, isn't it?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5490f3c8636872144e690b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"COULD FERAL CHILDREN IMPREGNATE DRIVERS?\r\n\r\nHAVE TEACHERS HAD SEX WITH TAXPAYERS' MONEY?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5490f48a6368720fbae50a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"COULD PAEDOPHILES HURT YOUR HOUSE?","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5490f49863687261f79f0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"did you guys know donald glover got his rap name \"childish gambino\" from a wu tang name generator?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5490f635636872461d990b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5490f33e63687211a23c0c00#post_5490f33e63687211a23c0c00\r\n\"WILL LESBIANS BE TURNED GAY?\"\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/210/119/9b3.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5490f6b46368720f6dba0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ARE HOODIES MOLESTING CLIFF RICHARD?","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"}]}