time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2867.json

{"topics":[{"id":"549e41186368726556140300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549e3f5c6368721cbf290000#post_549e3f5c6368721cbf290000\r\n\r\nill have you know i can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. As we speak,I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"549e413b63687265e3120300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://img0.derpicdn.net/img/2014/12/27/793548/large.jpg!\r\nSome Daww image.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"549e415a63687208a1d40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549e41186368726556140300#post_549e41186368726556140300\r\nu must be one of those damn lizards","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"549e423263687266d2320300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think Grunts are adorable.\r\n#Don'tJudgeMe","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"549e4239636872751d620200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549e415a63687208a1d40000#post_549e415a63687208a1d40000\r\n\r\n_*hisssssssssssssssssssss*_","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"549e44476368726556510300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Is Derpibooru furiously lagging for anyone else?","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"549e46126368725a57680200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549e44476368726556510300#post_549e44476368726556510300\r\n\r\nyes oh god","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"549e480463687265f2260400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Damn it, why is it taking *5 HOURS* to download 1000Mb worth of data?!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"549e494163687208a1620100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549e480463687265f2260400#post_549e480463687265f2260400\r\n\r\nbeacuse its _1000_ fucking mb\r\n\r\nwhat are you even getting","author":null},{"id":"549e49746368727c249e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #22E3\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549e494163687208a1620100#post_549e494163687208a1620100\r\n\r\nThis was me","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"549e4a986368727b9de10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #22E3\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549e494163687208a1620100#post_549e494163687208a1620100\r\nBut thats the same as 1Gb!\r\nIt usually takes 2 or 3 hours to download that!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"549e4b15636872659ab10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549e4a986368727b9de10100#post_549e4a986368727b9de10100\r\n\r\ni have like the best internet possible right now, and it'd still take me 5 hours to download 1 gig\r\n\r\nmeanwhile, \"gold\":http://rainbowrockguitarist.deviantart.com/art/Rainbow-Playing-Guitar-FAIL-500921841?q=gallery%3ARainbowrockguitarist&qo=1 to make your day","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"549e4dcc6368726714c90300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549e4a986368727b9de10100#post_549e4a986368727b9de10100\r\n3 hours!?\r\nIt take me like 30 min to download one GB!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"549e55d563687266d2c40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549e480463687265f2260400#post_549e480463687265f2260400\r\nProbably because your PC is a shit and you need a new one?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"549e61d36368723da5810300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Will It Donut? - Taste Test\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySLnOdQDa-Y","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"549e642863687233add90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549e61d36368723da5810300#post_549e61d36368723da5810300\r\nI also recommend will it taco and will it pumpkin spice","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549e659c6368727566820300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549e642863687233add90000#post_549e642863687233add90000\r\nI wonder if it's possible to Donut Pizza?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"549e680f6368726230ba0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"why is my friend sending me \"oLD SPICE BODY BLOCKER BONER WASH\" over and over","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"549e693e6368722fdb480200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549e659c6368727566820300#post_549e659c6368727566820300\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/b9d1bcebe8f56a66a1cc2fe6dbae20a9/tumblr_n1p1mwolSC1sfd9ryo1_400.jpg!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549e680f6368726230ba0500#post_549e680f6368726230ba0500\r\nIs your friend by chance terry crews ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549e6a94636872088c820200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549e693e6368722fdb480200#post_549e693e6368722fdb480200\r\nOMG!\r\n\r\nAlright, the forums seem kind of slow today. I have to sleep.\r\nNight people.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"549e6afa6368725663300100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549e693e6368722fdb480200#post_549e693e6368722fdb480200\r\n\r\nlike i get the ref\r\n\r\n_but why boner wash_","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"549e6b2363687233c09f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549e6afa6368725663300100#post_549e6afa6368725663300100\r\nbecause boners are funny","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"549e6caf6368722c897b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549e6afa6368725663300100#post_549e6afa6368725663300100\r\nAnd that's basically what old spice body wash is anyway","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549e7256636872314da10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"are you freddy for ready\":http://kotaku.com/five-nights-at-freddys-parody-turns-the-game-into-a-jrp-1675438889","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"549e74b863687269617f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My mom says I need to cut my hair.\r\nI LIKE IT BEING SHOULDER LENGTH!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"}]}