time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3067.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54aaf522636872326ab33500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'll shower when I get home after work ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54aaf57763687218b0d71700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf4f8636872247d6a2c00#post_54aaf4f8636872247d6a2c00\r\nWell Pegasus isn't legal until next year.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54aaf58a6368726e07c80f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf4f8636872247d6a2c00#post_54aaf4f8636872247d6a2c00\r\nFoursome","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54aaf5fa6368721154930100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf57763687218b0d71700#post_54aaf57763687218b0d71700\r\n\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf4f8636872247d6a2c00#post_54aaf4f8636872247d6a2c00\r\n\r\nWhen I'm legal Your asses will belong to ME!\r\n\r\n!http://geekparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Dio-Brando.jpg!\r\n*ME!*\r\n\r\nBut until then.\r\n\r\nWant some Tea and Crumpets?\r\n!http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cjsRsweWylE/T0qCWvlLYbI/AAAAAAAAHdU/nATolmunFro/s1600/tea%2526crumpets.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54aaf6b06368723755191700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf5fa6368721154930100#post_54aaf5fa6368721154930100\r\nEark grey or English breakfast?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54aaf6cd63687202dc9e0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf5fa6368721154930100#post_54aaf5fa6368721154930100\r\nSure.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54aaf6d36368723755371700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ok","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54aaf73263687217bf431800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf6d36368723755371700#post_54aaf6d36368723755371700\r\nShe as in _her_? ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54aaf736636872536c100a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf6b06368723755191700#post_54aaf6b06368723755191700\r\nWhich ever you like!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf6cd63687202dc9e0700#post_54aaf6cd63687202dc9e0700\r\n*Tosses at your face* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54aaf74c63687271b2a61c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf73263687217bf431800#post_54aaf73263687217bf431800\r\n\r\nyes","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54aaf755636872739aac2b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf57763687218b0d71700#post_54aaf57763687218b0d71700\r\nOh shi-","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54aaf78b6368726e074c1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf755636872739aac2b00#post_54aaf755636872739aac2b00\r\nYou didn't know how old I was? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54aaf7ba636872782dd81b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf736636872536c100a00#post_54aaf736636872536c100a00\r\nHOT!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54aaf83c636872739a2a2c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf74c63687271b2a61c00#post_54aaf74c63687271b2a61c00\r\n!i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/155/738/tumblr_loi46pwYHq1qzcdjz.gif?1311973595!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54aaf86a636872782d451c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf7ba636872782dd81b00#post_54aaf7ba636872782dd81b00\r\nTHE HOTTEST!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54aaf8b26368723c96b00e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf74c63687271b2a61c00#post_54aaf74c63687271b2a61c00\r\n-Ha le atinè-","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54aaf8b6636872536cfb0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf6d36368723755371700#post_54aaf6d36368723755371700\r\n[bq=\"Twisty\"]she´s 18[/bq]\r\n*[Catchy porn music playing in the background]*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54aaf9086368720acb381900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf86a636872782d451c00#post_54aaf86a636872782d451c00\r\n*I'M MELTING~!*","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54aaf9146368725c121c1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ok","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54aaf9886368723344c20300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf9146368725c121c1c00#post_54aaf9146368725c121c1c00\r\nThat's the Squiggy sense.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf9086368720acb381900#post_54aaf9086368720acb381900\r\n*BUT YOU'RE MELTING WITH LOVE*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54aaf988636872051c141100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf9146368725c121c1c00#post_54aaf9146368725c121c1c00\r\nBecause it's us\r\nWe're like your embarrassing family members but we're on the internet","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54aaf9d363687217bf391900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf78b6368726e074c1000#post_54aaf78b6368726e074c1000\r\nMore the fact is was just me an Squig.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54aafa4163687222ca7d3900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf9d363687217bf391900#post_54aaf9d363687217bf391900\r\nI see I see.\r\n\r\nSince we're talking about age, my Birthday is this month! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54aafa616368720bb3f83100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54aaf9146368725c121c1c00#post_54aaf9146368725c121c1c00\r\nI told you it will not be difficult :P","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54aafaaf63687268993c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ok","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}