time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/318.json

{"topics":[{"id":"537c41bb6368724765ad0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537c40606368724c8cdb0200#post_537c40606368724c8cdb0200\r\nMine was already cursed from the gigs of horrifying porn. Also no priests will return my calls.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"537c42106368724c69000400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537c41bb6368724765ad0300#post_537c41bb6368724765ad0300\r\nI thought it was just me.\r\nI probably shouldn't have hit on him.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537c425163687247a8850400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">mfw Doug Walker thinks the Lorax was popular\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/Vd2vR2b.jpg!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"537c429c6368724c9a6c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why do I find Yuri hotter than real lesbian sex?\r\n\r\nDid uc9 and SquiggyBomb indoctrinated me?!?!?!?!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"537c42a36368724990080400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537c425163687247a8850400#post_537c425163687247a8850400\r\nIt was for about 3 months.\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537c429c6368724c9a6c0400#post_537c429c6368724c9a6c0400\r\nOne of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537c43366368724c9ab70400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537c42a36368724990080400#post_537c42a36368724990080400\r\n\r\nNo!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"537c434b636872484d900400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537c429c6368724c9a6c0400#post_537c429c6368724c9a6c0400\r\nbecause when it is drawn you're more distant to it","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"537c437563687247a8540500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537c43366368724c9ab70400#post_537c43366368724c9ab70400\r\nI'm already in there.\r\n!http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/vp/image/1381/17/1381173767514.gif!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537c43ff63687249371e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537c42a36368724990080400#post_537c42a36368724990080400\r\nYou forgot to add \"gooble gobble!\"","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"537c441363687249372c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537c437563687247a8540500#post_537c437563687247a8540500\r\n\r\nEt Tu Maka?!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537c434b636872484d900400#post_537c434b636872484d900400\r\n\r\nThat would explain why everything porn related I ever saw has been animated so far","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"537c44286368724c8c1b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Has any of you tried to survive several months on canned foods?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"537c444963687247656d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537c441363687249372c0600#post_537c441363687249372c0600\r\nDUH!\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"537c4461636872474f140500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537c44286368724c8c1b0500#post_537c44286368724c8c1b0500\r\nIt was unintentional and more due to the fact that my eating habits are terrible but yes.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"537c449e63687249378a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537c44286368724c8c1b0500#post_537c44286368724c8c1b0500\r\n\r\nHow many months?\r\n\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"537c44da6368724765dc0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537c44286368724c8c1b0500#post_537c44286368724c8c1b0500\r\nNo. I like fresh spinach waaaaaay too much for that.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537c71a763687276f78e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My theory for the production Johnny Test is that a dominatrix overlord whips impoverished child labourers who animate the show while the sound editor is out for a 100-year break at the Bahamas, the writers are literal 4-year olds writing for 7 year-olds and the voice actors were former hitmen because earning a cheque for this is just as ill-gotten.","author":"50d9a3aea4c72dc9b3000120"},{"id":"537c75a263687276f7920200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537c44da6368724765dc0500#post_537c44da6368724765dc0500\r\n_*JOIN THE KAMEN RIDA HYPE SON!*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"537c765f63687276a8140300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Join the hype son? Like, physically? Ew.","author":"4fde8e65945b700aa000c48d"},{"id":"537c842763687228429c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"DB does not have enough FUN! things going on.\r\n\r\nEven though\r\n!https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1390/43/1390431862314.jpg!","author":"4fdef2f0945b700aa301649d"},{"id":"537c9b1f6368726045590500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My cousin always asks stuff and before I answer him, I ask him why he asked me.\r\nHe always answered 'no reason' but I know he's lying.\r\n\r\nHow do I shut him up?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"537c9d2863687261b0e20500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537c9b1f6368726045590500#post_537c9b1f6368726045590500\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]My cousin always asks stuff and before I answer him, I ask him why he asked me.\r\nHe always answered 'no reason' but I know he's lying.\r\n\r\nHow do I shut him up?[/bq]\r\nRespond with video game NPC quotes.\r\n\r\n\"Do you know where the duct tape is?\"\r\n\"Let me guess; someone stole your sweet roll?\"\r\n\r\n\"How hot is it outside?\"\r\n\"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"537cce33636872645b140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The Reuben is the greatest of all sandwiches, there are a few different variations but this one is mine:\r\nTwo slices Rye bread\r\nAs much pastrami and swiss cheese as you think you can handle.\r\nRussian Dressing.\r\nSauerkraut, again as much as you want.\r\nmayonnaise\r\nThe mayo is so that after building your sandwich you grill it as if making a grilled cheese.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"537ce12b63687255ad570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537cce33636872645b140000#post_537cce33636872645b140000\r\nAmen to that homie!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537ce2c66368725347390100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also, I got my new glasses this morning!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537ce2dd63687253d42a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537ce12b63687255ad570000#post_537ce12b63687255ad570000\r\nPersonally I like a bit of horseradish sauce on mine.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}