time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3275.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54b5ed616368721755bf0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5ed036368721707c30100#post_54b5ed036368721707c30100\r\nHOLY BALLS!\r\nWhere did you get your avatar?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54b5edb263687250d6ec0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5ed616368721755bf0500#post_54b5ed616368721755bf0500\r\n!http://geoffblades.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/5189-sports-balls.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b5edb86368721abef30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5ed616368721755bf0500#post_54b5ed616368721755bf0500\r\n\"Link\":http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47455676\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54b5edd46368721abefe0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/714/764/718.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54b5edf863687250d6210300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5edb86368721abef30300#post_54b5edb86368721abef30300\r\nThanks man.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54b5ee1b6368721565770300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5edd46368721abefe0300#post_54b5edd46368721abefe0300\r\nOh please.\r\nWait until they actually comes off","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b5ee456368721802350300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5ecee63687209c3d30500#post_54b5ecee63687209c3d30500\r\nWell, I can train her...I guess","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"54b5ee556368720928fb0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5edb86368721abef30300#post_54b5edb86368721abef30300\r\nI got Ivy a sweater like that. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54b5ef7c63687217b6060600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I thought of something; I would want to be truly immortal for shits and giggles.\r\n\r\nWhat would be fun is chopping off a arm without the hand or a leg without the feet and leaving them in small towns where nothing happens and have all the parts of yourself equally all the same age and every couple days leaving a body part somewhere so that the town thinks someone's getting hacked up.  It would cause quite the media stir.\r\n\r\nOr you could walk into McDonalds with a knife in your skull acting as though you have no idea it's there and whenever they point it out go \"is there something on the back on my head?\" and just yank it out.  I think it would cause quite a lot of people to faint.\r\n\r\nOr you could be a literal headless horseman for Halloween.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54b5ef876368721640b00600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/585/727/c28.png!\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/545/384/d25.jpg!\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/579/037/5ea.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54b5efa96368721041600700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5ef7c63687217b6060600#post_54b5ef7c63687217b6060600\r\n\r\nSo in other words, you want to be Vandal Savage?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54b5efcc6368725257350200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5ef876368721640b00600#post_54b5ef876368721640b00600\r\nGET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b5f02a63687209280b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ok, bye. As a Pimp who likes to keep records would say, Tally Hoe.\r\n\r\nThat was terrible.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54b5f077636872089c110200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/709/239/347.png!\r\n[spoiler]!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/597/540/f6c.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/543/348/5f9.jpg!\r\n[spoiler]!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/603/638/6c1.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54b5f07763687208bfed0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.online-image-editor.com/index.cfm?fa=download_file&image_path=http://imagehost4.online-image-editor.com/oie_upload/images/OIE_2015_893237_4a1552aa79c853/1452732mmnOAAsX.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b5f1016368720b2aac0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5efa96368721041600700#post_54b5efa96368721041600700\r\nNot really evil; just pull a bunch of immoral pranks and jokes.  If I could regrow a hand almost instantly I would do this:\r\n!http://gifstumblr.com/images/buzz-will-you-get-up-here-and-give-me-a-hand_1204.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54b5f157636872151c150300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5f1016368720b2aac0200#post_54b5f1016368720b2aac0200\r\n\r\nWould you jump of a building after saying \"Too lazy to take the stairs\"?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54b5f17f63687219702e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5f1016368720b2aac0200#post_54b5f1016368720b2aac0200\r\nImagine all the kinky things you could do.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b5f1946368720fa56c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5f157636872151c150300#post_54b5f157636872151c150300\r\nTHIS","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b5f1ab6368721362380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/705/194/95a.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54b5f1bb636872151c630300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5f157636872151c150300#post_54b5f157636872151c150300\r\nOh my god yes!  I would do a flip and everything!\r\n\"CANNONBALL!\"\r\n*splat\r\n\r\nImmortality would be hilarious.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54b5f1e0636872151c860300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5f1bb636872151c630300#post_54b5f1bb636872151c630300\r\nAnd lonely.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b5f1ec63687219b0130300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5f1bb636872151c630300#post_54b5f1bb636872151c630300\r\nExplaining it, that's one advantage of immortality.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b5f20a6368721587190600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5f1e0636872151c860300#post_54b5f1e0636872151c860300\r\nDisadvantage","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b5f287636872165c4f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It makes life insurance a pain in the ass too\r\nSame as taxes.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}