time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3314.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54b83b6d636872603ac00c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83ae46368725b497a2800#post_54b83ae46368725b497a2800\r\nI love that LP so much!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83af96368723087452000#post_54b83af96368723087452000\r\nBlasphemy!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54b83b866368725e38440c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83b3e6368727b96020b00#post_54b83b3e6368727b96020b00\r\nOffensive'so a girl?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b83b98636872606f9b1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83b37636872662db43200#post_54b83b37636872662db43200\r\nRight hand on that pussy\r\nIf necessary ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b83b9e6368726f54542b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83b866368725e38440c00#post_54b83b866368725e38440c00\r\nNo. I'm just feeling EXTRA gay at the moment.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b83bcf6368726c2b5b0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83b9e6368726f54542b00#post_54b83b9e6368726f54542b00\r\nThe best kind of extra.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54b83bda636872655f9b1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83b9e6368726f54542b00#post_54b83b9e6368726f54542b00\r\nHow often do you ever reach maximum gay?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b83bde636872694e012800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83b98636872606f9b1400#post_54b83b98636872606f9b1400\r\nMy right hand would be on your head.\r\n[spoiler]While you're taking my cock down your throat.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b83bf76368725e88d10600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83abc6368725f47e62900#post_54b83abc6368725f47e62900\r\nGood!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83b3e6368727b96020b00#post_54b83b3e6368727b96020b00\r\n-Imma order some stuff once I get back from magfest though-","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b83c056368725a8aee0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83b9e6368726f54542b00#post_54b83b9e6368726f54542b00\r\nGay enough to girl?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b83c2d6368725bcb2f0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83a016368724a85470c00#post_54b83a016368724a85470c00\r\n\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83b086368721598901800#post_54b83b086368721598901800\r\nI DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING THIS TIME\r\n\r\nALL I DID WAS UPDATE WINDOWS 7\r\n\r\nWHAT THE HECK GIFFANY","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54b83c5463687263f1a22100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83b866368725e38440c00#post_54b83b866368725e38440c00\r\nNo but I look like one\r\n\r\n\r\nWhen I'm properly groomed","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b83c7b6368726e4fc50c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83c2d6368725bcb2f0d00#post_54b83c2d6368725bcb2f0d00\r\nGrittany just doesn't approve of being replaced by waifus","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b83ca863687263be8c1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83bde636872694e012800#post_54b83bde636872694e012800\r\nGod damnit man I am in the car\r\nSat next to my dad, and in front of my brother\r\n\r\n[spoiler] and now I'm awkwardly thinking of giving road head [/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b83cdf6368725f1b861800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83ca863687263be8c1800#post_54b83ca863687263be8c1800\r\nI'll wait till you're alone~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b83cee6368726670f71e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83ca863687263be8c1800#post_54b83ca863687263be8c1800\r\nAwkward family car boners are the worst aren't they?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b83d17636872693aab2900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83c5463687263f1a22100#post_54b83c5463687263f1a22100\r\nWe all are secretly Girly boys!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54b83d176368725b132c0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83c5463687263f1a22100#post_54b83c5463687263f1a22100\r\nSpeaking of dudes that look like girls, I have a girl at my school who dresses like a dude","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b83d316368725b133e0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83cdf6368725f1b861800#post_54b83cdf6368725f1b861800\r\nSeriously I read that and right I notice my breathing change a bit\r\nLike god damnit \r\nWhy do I have to be so attracted to you","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b83d6b63687261837a1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"eugh\r\n\r\neugh my eyes\r\n\r\neugh\r\n\r\ngotta get out","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54b83d956368722d21c41100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83d17636872693aab2900#post_54b83d17636872693aab2900\r\nI think that could be hard for squiggy and gasmask. They're pretty manly. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b83daf636872628aa91200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83d6b63687261837a1b00#post_54b83d6b63687261837a1b00\r\nIs there a jontron in your eye?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b83dcf6368725f478a2a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"eugh my friend is fucking creepy\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83daf636872628aa91200#post_54b83daf636872628aa91200\r\n\r\n_\"EUGH, LADY, GIMME SOME SPACE\"_","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54b83dfc636872655f202000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83c7b6368726e4fc50c00#post_54b83c7b6368726e4fc50c00\r\nI didn't even get a new waifu yet\r\n\r\nShe's just mad that I'm defaulting as Fluttershy I guess","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54b83ebf6368726921462100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83dfc636872655f202000#post_54b83dfc636872655f202000\r\nWhat about that Gym Leader?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b83ec8636872603aa90d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b83cdf6368725f1b861800#post_54b83cdf6368725f1b861800\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/1TdHj1y.gif!","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"}]}