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{"topics":[{"id":"54bdf4566368722e44631a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Look closely.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfX4c6Z4uwE#t=345\r\n\r\nIf you can't see it, just rewind a bit.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54bdf48363687228190d1e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf3c26368724800c61300#post_54bdf3c26368724800c61300\r\nThe only stupid things I can think for that I did as a kid were touching an active stove eye and splitting my knee open on the driveway. \r\n\r\nThose both sucked. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54bdf4966368720b15070900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"through a situation i don't feel like explaining involving a trampoline, i've bitten through my tongue\r\nand i have crushed a finger in a door","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54bdf4b363687265dc281000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf4966368720b15070900#post_54bdf4966368720b15070900\r\nOoowwwwwwww...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bdf4fd6368721cf8320e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf4566368722e44631a00#post_54bdf4566368722e44631a00\r\nMan... these were the shows we've grew up with. Good times...","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54bdf5156368720eb74e0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf43563687263deca0600#post_54bdf43563687263deca0600\r\nWhile it did have some cute bits in there [spoiler](Mephisto might be a husbando.)[/spoiler] It had a \"Darkest hour\" Thing going on.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54bdf53663687265dc731000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf4476368727574391300#post_54bdf4476368727574391300\r\nOh Christ.\r\n\r\nWhen I had to get the stitches put on my heal to sow it back up as a kid I remember laughing.\r\n\r\nI remember thinking \"This tickles!\" Who ever heard a kid laugh at getting stiches put in and laughing at the fact his entire heal was split open so bad it looked like a hotdogbun?!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bdf54a6368727312c20f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf4b363687265dc281000#post_54bdf4b363687265dc281000\r\nyeah\r\nthat first one i was a kid, i cried hard\r\nbut we got it sewed up, and to help numb the pain, i had popsicles\r\n\r\nfinger situation, i handled it pretty well\r\nfucking hurt, had my finger stiched\r\nand after it got cast, i kept taking the cast off to look at my rotting fingernail\r\neven after the nail fell out, and a new one grew out from underneath the skin\r\nshit was gross\r\nbut cool","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54bdf58063687207e7a80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf54a6368727312c20f00#post_54bdf54a6368727312c20f00\r\nThat sounds kind of radical.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf53663687265dc731000#post_54bdf53663687265dc731000\r\nThat sounds kind of radical.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bdf5c36368727215021000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf58063687207e7a80000#post_54bdf58063687207e7a80000\r\nit was\r\nlike seriously it stopped hurting the next day, and everyday i kept taking the cast off to look, because it was just neat\r\ni wish we had taken pictures","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54bdf5de63687233f7e20a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay. Now back to the actual show. (I'm going to try making it to ep 41)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54bdf5fa6368722f3b681300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"im not even joking\r\n\r\nits like a fucking raid of these pictures what the fuck","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54bdf63a63687269dce50c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Boy, it's getting late.....\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiVxT7yoYvk\r\n\r\nGood..... I'm still awake!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54bdf67f6368720b155e0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf48363687228190d1e00#post_54bdf48363687228190d1e00\r\nOWWWWWWWWW!\r\n\r\nI remember I did something stupid recently at my old house like a couple of years back. (Probably two)\r\n\r\nI was trying to open a can of Beans and split open my thumb.\r\n\r\nYou see these stupid bean cans have one of those weird Soda can like openers.\r\n\r\nAnd I had a hard time getting it off so a pulled up with EXTREME force and when I opened it I accidently Jabbed my thumb on the sharp edge of the can top and split it open.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf4966368720b15070900#post_54bdf4966368720b15070900\r\nOooooooooooooh, That sounds fucking awful. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf5156368720eb74e0d00#post_54bdf5156368720eb74e0d00\r\nDarkest hour? you mean like Persona 3? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bdf6ab6368720972e11100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf67f6368720b155e0a00#post_54bdf67f6368720b155e0a00\r\n[spoiler]Everything's going horribly wrong basically. (They needed those miracle lights.)[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54bdf6ad636872406f780700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf67f6368720b155e0a00#post_54bdf67f6368720b155e0a00\r\nnaaaaaaah\r\ni'll tough shit out if i need","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54bdf6ca63687212fab91800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf58063687207e7a80000#post_54bdf58063687207e7a80000\r\nI was a really weird kid. \r\n\r\nAnd a Radical one at that! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bdf7436368721f03830500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf6ab6368720972e11100#post_54bdf6ab6368720972e11100\r\nOh that kind of dark hour! Well shit, bring in more miracle lights!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf6ad636872406f780700#post_54bdf6ad636872406f780700\r\nSame! \r\n\r\nMy family is kind of like that. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bdf78c6368721ff48f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf6ad636872406f780700#post_54bdf6ad636872406f780700\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf6ca63687212fab91800#post_54bdf6ca63687212fab91800\r\nI was a stupid kid. I remember one time I was running down the hall and I accidentally kicked a door frame. It hurt a lot, and it continued for about a week. My mom took me to hospital and I had X-Rays done. I had a huuuuuuuuge hair line fracture in my foot. The doc casted me up and I was told to stick to crutches or a wheel chair for about a month and a half. I kept doing wheelies and shit in my wheel chair.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bdf7be636872742a7d0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf78c6368721ff48f0300#post_54bdf78c6368721ff48f0300\r\nradical wheelchair tricks dude!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54bdf7f7636872736fd50900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf7be636872742a7d0900#post_54bdf7be636872742a7d0900\r\nThe best part?\r\nI finally had an excuse to not do anything in gym class. So I just sat in the corner reading comics.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bdf80b6368725570d90f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf78c6368721ff48f0300#post_54bdf78c6368721ff48f0300\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf7be636872742a7d0900#post_54bdf7be636872742a7d0900\r\nTotally rad dude!\r\n\r\nWheelchair Double sal cal! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bdf81c63687202a8950200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bdf7f7636872736fd50900#post_54bdf7f7636872736fd50900\r\nha","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54bdf8306368724dea390d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"IT WAS ONE OF THESE CANS!\r\n\r\n!http://www.sciencephoto.com/image/135974/350wm/C0072990-Baked_beans_in_a_can-SPL.jpg!\r\n\r\nI HATE THESE!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bdf85e6368726d548b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"guys\r\n\r\nthis is a problem\r\n\r\nand i cant do anything so ill just fill my sink full of water and blow into it\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nas you can infer, i spend my precious time on this earth very productively","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"}]}