time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3483.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54c0044f6368722a27910200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c0041f6368722816e50000#post_54c0041f6368722816e50000\r\nI don't know!? Call the army we need he-\r\n\r\nAnnouncer Voice: *8 MAN SMASH* \r\n\r\nOOOOH NOO!!!!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c004686368722882820100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c003ba6368722882060100#post_54c003ba6368722882060100\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c0041f6368722816e50000#post_54c0041f6368722816e50000\r\nI fucked up","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54c0047963687228ca5d0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Continuing to talk about that:\r\nI know it's a bit controversial *puts on shitstorm hat* [spoiler] but how conservatives in the USA were going \"if gay marriage is legalized then incest will be too\" they were actually partially right but for a completely different reason that politicians claim; rather next to nobody in the usa gives a fuck about it.\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by this is that everytime something controverial politically is finally settled then politicians try to find the next politically controversial thing to create a shitstorm about to try to get elected.\r\n\r\nBasically create a shitstorm + create a moral panic + drag out the shitstorm for as long as humanly possible + take a position on the moral panic that you created = getting elected.\r\n\r\nThe thing that is different from past shitstorms is that in this case the general populace overwhelmingly does not give a fuck in this case.  Basically what I mean is that say in a year or two politicans are going to try to create another moral panic and the general populace is simply going to error 404: fucks not found.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; image of politicians fighting with audience on catwalk standing there watching:\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/660/829/e47.gif!\r\n\r\n\r\nThe only thing that is really socially still politically polarized in the usa is abortion, but that shitstorm has been going on for decades and in order for our current political cycle of politicians creating moral panics for the sake of getting elected to continue to work they need to find new moral panics to which there is nothing currently that the general populace gives a fuck about.\r\n[/spoiler]\r\nTl:dr of everything; general populace, \"#nofucks\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54c004f66368725ac7050600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Announcer voice: *C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKEEEEEER!*","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54c005146368722d134e0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c004686368722882820100#post_54c004686368722882820100\r\nHe went go away! Help!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c005256368722c76380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c004f66368725ac7050600#post_54c004f66368725ac7050600\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]Announcer voice: *C-C-c-c-cOMBO BREAKEEEEEER!*[/bq]\r\nOH NO!!!!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c0052c6368724a34f60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c0044f6368722a27910200#post_54c0044f6368722a27910200\r\nAnnouncer Voice: *And the winner is....DUCK HUNT*\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c004686368722882820100#post_54c004686368722882820100\r\nYou fucked up! You fucked up! You fucked up!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c005466368722816130200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"God we are just a bunch of idiots.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c0054763687221fa780300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c0052c6368724a34f60500#post_54c0052c6368724a34f60500\r\nFucking DUCK HUNT!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c0056a6368722c768d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c005466368722816130200#post_54c005466368722816130200\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]God we are just a bunch of idiots.[/bq]\r\nBut that's what makes us awesome!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c005d463687224fe930300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c005466368722816130200#post_54c005466368722816130200\r\n!i1.cpcache.com/product/1209450093/i_are_smart_dog_tags.jpg?height=225&width=225!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54c005db6368722286af0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c0056a6368722c768d0100#post_54c0056a6368722c768d0100\r\nWe're the best kind of idiots.\r\nThe ones who are fun.\r\nRemember kids, you can be the biggest dumbass on the planet, but as long as you have a good sense of humor people will like you.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c007476368722d94301100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c005d463687224fe930300#post_54c005d463687224fe930300\r\nI AM THE SMARPH!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c005db6368722286af0200#post_54c005db6368722286af0200\r\nAnd also if you're a nice guy! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c007ae6368722daa620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm doing laundry!\r\n\r\nAnd for the first time!\r\n\r\nI'm not naked!\r\n\r\n~Crowd~\r\n*GASP*\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I am in my Boxers though[/spoiler] \r\n\r\n~Crowd~\r\n*\"Oh ok\" \"Yeah\" \"Better then nothing\"*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c008396368722f16870c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So it looks like Haruka becomes a fucking IDOL in Yakuza 5.\r\nI WANNA PLAY THE YAKUZA GAMES SEGA! LOCALIZE THAT SHIT!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c0084963687215eb220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c007ae6368722daa620000#post_54c007ae6368722daa620000\r\nI'm naked though.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54c0086d636872742bc70a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Yahtzee apparently enjoys Yakuza.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54c00876636872742bd80a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c0084963687215eb220000#post_54c0084963687215eb220000\r\nPics pls.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c0088d63687226f2050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c0086d636872742bc70a00#post_54c0086d636872742bc70a00\r\nWell he can't ALL bad.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c00896636872290d271000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"GUYS!\r\nGUYS!\r\n\r\n\"WATCH THIS!\":http://youtu.be/DJIoZASXL2c\r\n\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/900/811/ad7.gif!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54c0089d6368724d86620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c00876636872742bd80a00#post_54c00876636872742bd80a00\r\nHe probably doesn't have a dick.\r\n\r\nYou know being an Alien and all. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c00906636872742b550b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c00896636872290d271000#post_54c00896636872290d271000\r\nBOOTIFUL!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54c0092563687224a1fe0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c00896636872290d271000#post_54c00896636872290d271000\r\nTHAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c0095d6368724a346a0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c00896636872290d271000#post_54c00896636872290d271000\r\nI'd play that.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c009c06368722de64f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c00896636872290d271000#post_54c00896636872290d271000\r\nFull game pls","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}