time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3732.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54cefc866368725ab39f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cefc266368721e6e630d00#post_54cefc266368721e6e630d00\r\nAnd retail employees lives suck enough already.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cefc9563687262cc9b0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static.naamapalmu.com/files/iy/medium/nzfrp2ro.gif!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54cefcc9636872142d480500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cefc9563687262cc9b0f00#post_54cefc9563687262cc9b0f00\r\nAwwwww.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cefcd46368726193670100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/dogs_17.gif!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54cefd0c6368726294d70700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cefc866368725ab39f0000#post_54cefc866368725ab39f0000\r\nI mean if an employee is legitimately being a shit then they deserve at least some sass\r\n\r\nBut otherwise, yeah, don't be dicks to retail\r\n\r\nOr worse, being a dick to fast food employees","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cefd2663687217f93b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/18/8/enhanced/webdr04/anigif_enhanced-buzz-21129-1405685676-5.gif!\r\nBUBCEPTION.","author":null},{"id":"54cefd4d6368727949f40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #55AD\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cefd2663687217f93b0500#post_54cefd2663687217f93b0500\r\nThat's me, I pressed the buttons too quickly.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cefd846368723de4210300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cefd0c6368726294d70700#post_54cefd0c6368726294d70700\r\nThat last one is something that infuriates me to my fucking core. ","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54cefdcd6368720c89f40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cat-attack-gif.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cefdd26368726d58e60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cefd846368723de4210300#post_54cefd846368723de4210300\r\nEspecially when they're just doing their job.\r\nBut the worst are these fuckbutts who throw goddamn hissy fits because the store ran out of something.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cefe2563687231b2a20300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cefdd26368726d58e60300#post_54cefdd26368726d58e60300\r\nEvery time I hear horror stories about that I always have to sit back and wonder, \"how much of an entitled fuck do you need to be to think this bullshit is acceptable?\"","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54cefe6263687234869f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/AymaX.gif!\r\nFucking genius.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cefeac6368720c365d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cefdd26368726d58e60300#post_54cefdd26368726d58e60300\r\nOr shit like \"this\":http://youtu.be/D58WsuDyGLo\r\nDrive through pranks can be really funny. This is just being a dick. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cefed06368724a8fc30c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cefe2563687231b2a20300#post_54cefe2563687231b2a20300\r\nI've seen that shit happen and every time I have to stop myself from punching these shitlords. And the only reason I want to punch them is because I know the employee can't.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cefee86368725e2e4c0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cefe6263687234869f0200#post_54cefe6263687234869f0200\r\nOkay, I love this guy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ceff1f63687264daa10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cefee86368725e2e4c0700#post_54cefee86368725e2e4c0700\r\nGotta love the others going for it, too.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ceff2b6368724ef88b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cef2d36368722511af1400#post_54cef2d36368722511af1400\r\nBlame the Coach on that one.\r\nSo ends the Cheat Bowl\r\n","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54ceff5c6368725834f71f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Avatar change because what the heck XD","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54ceff7e6368720c89200100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceff5c6368725834f71f00#post_54ceff5c6368725834f71f00\r\n\"FOOTBALL\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ceffa8636872631fd20600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"As much as fifty shades of grey is _uuuugh_\r\nHow great would it be if it legitimizes porn?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54ceffae6368726b05b20400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceff5c6368725834f71f00#post_54ceff5c6368725834f71f00\r\n*FFFFFFFOOTBALL!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cefffd6368727310a00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://s3.amazonaws.com/barkpost-assets/50+GIFs/1.gif!\r\n\"DENIED.\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf0002636872214b260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceffa8636872631fd20600#post_54ceffa8636872631fd20600\r\nThe problem with that is that 50 Shades isn't marketed as porn.\r\nThere are women who believe it to be high literature.\r\n^~[spoiler]My mother being one of them[/spoiler]~^","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cf009e6368727fcbd01900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ceff5c6368725834f71f00#post_54ceff5c6368725834f71f00\r\nBy the way, I noticed this\r\n!https://img1.derpicdn.net/img/download/2014/8/31/711613__safe_twilight+sparkle_rainbow+dash_pinkie+pie_fluttershy_rarity_applejack_meme_spike_derpy+hooves.png!\r\nGym Class with Derpy Hooves.\r\nThis should be fun x3","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf00fa6368720adb2f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf009e6368727fcbd01900#post_54cf009e6368727fcbd01900\r\nPhysics with Twilight Sparkle......\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]*UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}