time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4120.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54e56fee63687238f2370d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e56f826368722b53421000#post_54e56f826368722b53421000\r\nThat you'd commit such a grievous awful act for my sake is simply flattering.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e5704f6368722adb711a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e56fee63687238f2370d00#post_54e56fee63687238f2370d00\r\nNo. For my own. In an apocalypse I would do it for the sake of possibly gaining some unseen strength","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"54e571c66368722adcd80500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]Aaaaaand Kaneki has officially become a cannibal.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e573256368723298b60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e571c66368722adcd80500#post_54e571c66368722adcd80500\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/Z7bf7Wi.jpg!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"54e579b563687232de951000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I put my belt away for five seconds while i put on a new pair of pants and BAM! It's lost.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e57fa1636872323c811400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just drove a car.\r\nA real car.\r\n\r\n!http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--hl2lDQuE--/18tyaf5azybfnjpg.jpg!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54e57fdb6368722954582700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e57fa1636872323c811400#post_54e57fa1636872323c811400\r\nLearned this the hard way: dont be stupid ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"54e580016368721f65ce1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e57fa1636872323c811400#post_54e57fa1636872323c811400\r\nGood job!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e5803c6368723218282000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e57fdb6368722954582700#post_54e57fdb6368722954582700\r\nFunny thing.\r\nI drove it wrong but I nailed it anyway.\r\n\r\n(I used both feet.)","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54e581216368723025571d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Guys...\r\n\"THE FEEEEEELS!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZIUx_sTrYM","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e581e063687245d4001100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e57fa1636872323c811400#post_54e57fa1636872323c811400\r\nMeanwhile I am almost 18 and still without even a permit","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54e5836863687238f2600f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.\r\nI ain't the sharpest tool in the shed_","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e583ce6368723025341e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e5836863687238f2600f00#post_54e5836863687238f2600f00\r\nShe was looking kind of dumb, with her finger and thumb in the shape of a L on her forehead","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e5844663687253f74f1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e583ce6368723025341e00#post_54e583ce6368723025341e00\r\nWell, the end starts coming and it dont stop coming.\r\nBack to the rules and hit the ground runnin'","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e5849c6368723405940800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e5844663687253f74f1400#post_54e5844663687253f74f1400\r\nWRONG\r\n\r\nWell, the years start coming and they don't stop coming\r\nFed to the rules and I hit the ground running","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e584e563687276d2780b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e5849c6368723405940800#post_54e5849c6368723405940800\r\nMy bad.\r\n\r\n_Didn't make sense not to live for fun.\r\nYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumb_","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e58512636872567e550900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e583ce6368723025341e00#post_54e583ce6368723025341e00\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e5844663687253f74f1400#post_54e5844663687253f74f1400\r\n\"SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tII-duWFrQ0","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54e5851f6368724ea97e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So much to do, so much to see\r\nSo what's wrong with taking the back streets?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e5855363687276d2e90b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e58512636872567e550900#post_54e58512636872567e550900\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e5851f6368724ea97e0000#post_54e5851f6368724ea97e0000\r\nYou'll never know if you don't go.\r\nYou'll never shine if you don't glow.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e585826368721645060e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e5851f6368724ea97e0000#post_54e5851f6368724ea97e0000\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e5855363687276d2e90b00#post_54e5855363687276d2e90b00\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140721212931/trollpasta/images/8/88/SHREK.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54e5858e636872558ad00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e5855363687276d2e90b00#post_54e5855363687276d2e90b00\r\nHey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"54e585b06368721f65f61100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e5858e636872558ad00000#post_54e5858e636872558ad00000\r\nHey, now, you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54e585b96368723f18331300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"All that glitters is gold.\r\nOnly shooting stars break the mold.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e585f763687216455e0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e585b96368723f18331300#post_54e585b96368723f18331300\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e585b06368721f65f61100#post_54e585b06368721f65f61100\r\nAnd all that glitters is gold\r\nOnly shooting stars break the mold","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"54e586056368723f188a1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I would continue, but I have to hit the hay\r\n\r\nLove you guys","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}