time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4524.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54fd19a263687237c2a10400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fd192f6368723e7a040400#post_54fd192f6368723e7a040400\r\nJust oral tonight?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fd1b276368723b897e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fd19a263687237c2a10400#post_54fd19a263687237c2a10400\r\nWe'll do that.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54fd1b686368723e78e20300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fd1b276368723b897e0500#post_54fd1b276368723b897e0500\r\nNow this may be overstepping my bounds, but have either of you considered birth control?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fd1c1663687239bf660500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fd1b686368723e78e20300#post_54fd1b686368723e78e20300\r\nWe'll look into it. but doesn't that have a few health concerns.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54fd1cbe6368723ea3610500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fd1c1663687239bf660500#post_54fd1c1663687239bf660500\r\nActually no. There are no actual health concerns when using birth control whatsoever. That being said, there are instances in which birth control fail when used in conjunction witb other medications. I'm proof of that.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fd1d34636872673ca20300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Imagine us, years later, and we all have children\r\n\r\n\r\nWould we introduce our kids to each other?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fd1d6c6368723618560500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fd1d34636872673ca20300#post_54fd1d34636872673ca20300\r\nWith any luck they'd turn out as weird as we all are.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fd1dc36368723af6850500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fd1d34636872673ca20300#post_54fd1d34636872673ca20300\r\nIts hard to imagine what my kids would be like in the future? \r\n\r\nOf if I even would have kids? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54fd1de26368723ef4210600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fd1d34636872673ca20300#post_54fd1d34636872673ca20300\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]Imagine us, years later, and +*_we all have children_*+\r\n\r\n\r\nWould we introduce our kids to each other?[/bq]\r\nthat's rich","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54fd1e076368723d7be50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fd1de26368723ef4210600#post_54fd1de26368723ef4210600\r\nI'm being hypothetical","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fd1e3f6368723800c30400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fd1d6c6368723618560500#post_54fd1d6c6368723618560500\r\nIf I have a kid, I want us to hang out and be weirdo's together\r\n\r\nOMG imagine showing your kid a Platinum game for the first time","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fd1e556368723596be0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Afternoon you human shaped humans","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54fd1e7663687236d01b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fd1e556368723596be0600#post_54fd1e556368723596be0600\r\nAfternoon Batman! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54fd1e8c636872661c310100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I just watched my first Maximilian video.\r\nI think I love this man!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fd1eac63687236d0510500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fd1e076368723d7be50500#post_54fd1e076368723d7be50500\r\nBeing hypothetical, I wouldn't have kids\r\n\r\nBeing realistic, I wouldn't have kids\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/decXsIj.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54fd1ec063687236188a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If I ever had kids I'd tell him to train with me for six month so we can beat the androids. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54fd1ec86368723222d40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fd1e3f6368723800c30400#post_54fd1e3f6368723800c30400\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fd1d6c6368723618560500#post_54fd1d6c6368723618560500\r\nIf I have a kid, I want us to hang out and be weirdo's together\r\n\r\nOMG imagine showing your kid a Platinum game for the first time[/bq]\r\n\"Alright little Cyrus. Welcome to the hypest game of your entire fucking life.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fd1ed563687238dc170700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fd1eac63687236d0510500#post_54fd1eac63687236d0510500\r\nWhy the sad gif?\r\n\r\nDo you not want kids?\r\n\r\nOr do you think you'll just never end up having them?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fd1eee6368723ef43e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fd1e8c636872661c310100#post_54fd1e8c636872661c310100\r\n\"Their streaming right now if you want to come and watch!\":http://www.twitch.tv/maximilian_dood","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54fd1eef63687236673e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fd1ec063687236188a0500#post_54fd1ec063687236188a0500\r\nAnd then you'd have a heart problem halfway through training.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fd1f216368723596f20600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fd1ec86368723222d40400#post_54fd1ec86368723222d40400\r\nStart singing It Has To Be This Way during the Armstrong battle\r\n\r\nKid just stares confused","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fd1f256368723fead70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fd1eef63687236673e0600#post_54fd1eef63687236673e0600\r\nAnd then die and come back, BECAUSE KAI'S! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54fd1f4663687245d63c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fd1ed563687238dc170700#post_54fd1ed563687238dc170700\r\nWell both actually\r\n\r\nI think I wouldn't be a good parent, plus I don't even think I'll get to that point of having kids anyways","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54fd1f6963687236e98e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*SSAPO BE PRAISED!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fd1f966368723596210700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There had been a Halo movie and I didn't even know it existed.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"}]}