time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4726.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55077560636872265fda1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay no more name calling\r\n\r\nBut I think we can all agree that sex is great","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5507756f6368720b34400600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"who are you people, i dont know any of you..","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"550775826368720b34580600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55077560636872265fda1100#post_55077560636872265fda1100\r\nNot all of us :/","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5507758e6368721bc0490600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55077560636872265fda1100#post_55077560636872265fda1100\r\nYeah\r\n\r\n\r\n^you donut^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"550775a263687203dbb80600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55077560636872265fda1100#post_55077560636872265fda1100\r\nMonster cock makes me bleed","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550775de63687269b9a20800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5507758e6368721bc0490600#post_5507758e6368721bc0490600\r\nTRIGGERED\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550775a263687203dbb80600#post_550775a263687203dbb80600\r\num\r\n\r\nCan't really think of a good response","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"550776046368720205ba0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5507746863687268ed240200#post_5507746863687268ed240200\r\n[bq=\"ParagonCommander\"]\"@Harmonic Revelations\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550773526368726243690a00#post_550773526368726243690a00\r\n!http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Shive_What_small_45.jpg![/bq]\r\nLong story short me and my date stopped at my dad's house (He is over 60 and still dates girls in their twenties) to get a drink and he was hitting on my girlfriend and the girl's mom was really understandably creeped out (Again, the guy is over 60) and now she has a restraining order on my dad and I.\r\n\r\nI said it wasn't my fault.","author":"511199c77f123b24da000339"},{"id":"550776206368726c75e01200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5507756f6368720b34400600#post_5507756f6368720b34400600\r\nPfff\r\nthis is nothing compared to the shit that is always happening in Know Your Meme.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5507762e63687269b9c30800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550775a263687203dbb80600#post_550775a263687203dbb80600\r\nGit gud skrub!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5507766d63687218ee811d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Harmonic Revelations\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550776046368720205ba0200#post_550776046368720205ba0200\r\nThat's pretty terrible","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"550776736368724f207e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Harmonic Revelations\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550776046368720205ba0200#post_550776046368720205ba0200\r\nYikes. That's really shit luck man.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5507769063687268eda30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550776206368726c75e01200#post_550776206368726c75e01200\r\n i know everything that happens on KYM because im a mod, and mods are basically gods","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"550776926368724013441c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55077560636872265fda1100#post_55077560636872265fda1100\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]Okay no more name calling\r\n\r\nBut I think we can all agree that sex is great[/bq]\r\nSure, I also think we can all agree that murder is also great.","author":"511199c77f123b24da000339"},{"id":"5507769363687230b1bc0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550775a263687203dbb80600#post_550775a263687203dbb80600\r\nD: ....................","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5507769363687207da620400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550776206368726c75e01200#post_550776206368726c75e01200\r\nHey, Shadow. \"I think you might enjoy this.\":https://youtube.com/watch?v=47zpl6ecRug","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"550776ad63687210a0080600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Harmonic Revelations\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550776046368720205ba0200#post_550776046368720205ba0200\r\nDamn man. I'm glad I don't know my dad anymore.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"550776c963687210a01c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Let's see if i can fap to this","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"550776e363687261ebbe0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5507769363687230b1bc0200#post_5507769363687230b1bc0200\r\nHey remember that first time...","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"5507774a6368720b68a00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550776e363687261ebbe0300#post_550776e363687261ebbe0300\r\nWell that happens regardless of size. Except with men. We don't have a cherry to pop so it's pure ecstasy from start to finish.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"550777836368724f20910200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://anony.ws/i/2015/03/14/1426361605260.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"550777c86368726243ff0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550776e363687261ebbe0300#post_550776e363687261ebbe0300\r\nNo shhhhh\r\nDont","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550777db63687203db050700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5507769063687268eda30200#post_5507769063687268eda30200\r\nBut here you are an ant.\r\n\r\n\"@Harmonic Revelations\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550776046368720205ba0200#post_550776046368720205ba0200\r\nOh man that sucks....\r\n\r\n\r\n...Wait, you are a new guy!\r\nWe have been distracted by this sex talk that *everyone* forgot to make their presentation!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"550777f36368723136161100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5507774a6368720b68a00000#post_5507774a6368720b68a00000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550776e363687261ebbe0300#post_550776e363687261ebbe0300\r\nWell that happens regardless of size. Except with men. We don't have a cherry to pop so it's pure ecstasy from start to finish.[/bq]\r\nOn the other hand, women lack the 'refractory' period after sex so theoretically they could perpetually fuck until they die.","author":"511199c77f123b24da000339"},{"id":"5507780b63687207daea0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5507774a6368720b68a00000#post_5507774a6368720b68a00000\r\nNot just the first time...","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"5507781f63687203db2d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"CAN WE TALK ABOUT LAZER TEAM HOLY SHIT THIS NEEDS TO COME OUT SOONER.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"}]}