time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5000.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55172ff7636872495da50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm just hoping I'll end up with the 5000th post, that would be cool.\r\n\r\n*EDIT:* OMG, I have never gotten anything like this before. I can die happy now. :c\r\n\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/cf35474d66947285ffd179f4d0e72615/tumblr_nkpzrk5eXO1t0bssfo1_500.gif!","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"55172ffb63687209b3150200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"No seriously; why isn't anyone posting anymore?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5517301e6368726d4b210500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i dont like you, derpibooru\r\n\r\nyou dont publish my posts fast enough","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551730896368726d4b5f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517301e6368726d4b210500#post_5517301e6368726d4b210500\r\n.... *realizes why nobody was posting*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"551731ae6368726675a30800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55172ff7636872495da50200#post_55172ff7636872495da50200\r\n_How ironic_","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"551731cb63687263a2c60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"5000?\r\n\r\nTime an orgy celebration","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"551731f163687265859a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/FnOLptd.gif!","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5517320c6368726209490800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551731ae6368726675a30800#post_551731ae6368726675a30800\r\nWhat?","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"551732516368726209580800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517320c6368726209490800#post_5517320c6368726209490800\r\nFuck, I misread.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"551733ef6368720b6c7d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Laundry is done.\r\nI'm showered.\r\nAnd I had pizza.\r\nToday is good.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551734216368726756280500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551733ef6368720b6c7d0100#post_551733ef6368720b6c7d0100\r\nLame","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"551734346368726209b80800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i just listened to i dont like shit, i dont go outside","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"551734536368726209ca0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just got X-com","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"551734c8636872394f2b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I... feel better now.","author":"4f1f337d945b706662000323"},{"id":"55173506636872647d1d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh boy, 5000 pages!\r\n\r\n...\r\nI got nothing witty to say about it, or anything to celebrate with.\r\n\r\nGood for us, I think.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"551735316368725fc3390600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm glad we've reached 5000 pages.","author":"4f1f337d945b706662000323"},{"id":"551735d863687246d7890300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*WE DID IT!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5517361f6368725fc3690600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"5,000 pages of idiocy and insanity, I'm proud of us.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"551736a66368725103430400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517361f6368725fc3690600#post_5517361f6368725fc3690600\r\nAnd don't forget homoeroticism!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551736fd6368726675710900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517361f6368725fc3690600#post_5517361f6368725fc3690600\r\nHurray for being trash!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551737c463687263a29a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"holy shit, i remember where i uploaded my old scootaloo folder\":http://scewt.imgur.com/all\r\n\r\n[spoiler]i had a problem[/spoiler]","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5517380163687245170d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'M HERE\r\n\r\n5000 GET","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5517385d6368726209810900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think I might change one of the anime on my watchlist.\r\nOne of my girl friends won't shut the fuck up about Free. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5517386b6368726d4b5f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@MY SCAN DETECTED THIS THREAD REACHED THE 5000TH PAGE@\r\n@SO I RUN HERE THE FAST I COULD@\r\n\r\n@SO LET'S RAVE EVERYONE!@\r\n\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/662671fdd2f581f7d6df1b18019a46bb/tumblr_nfkkwtDY0v1rljsaqo1_400.png!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5517386e6368726022310a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551736a66368725103430400#post_551736a66368725103430400\r\nI don't mention homoeroticism for the same reason fish don't mention the water they swim in, specifically I lack the brain power to form words or the requisite anatomy to speak.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}