time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5106.json

{"topics":[{"id":"551dec5a63687227132d4700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I want to meet my Mass Effect races, dammit!\r\n\r\nOH GOD ALIEN PARASITES AND OMNICIDAL RACES EVERYWHERE\r\nNOOOO\r\n\r\n>Am I the hero, or part of the main team?\r\nNo worries, I got this. Time to kick ass and save humanity and stuff\r\n\r\n>Not the hero, or part of the main team.\r\nSCREW THIS I'M OUT OF HERE","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"551ded0e6368723dec2c1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.animation-france.fr/newsletter/26/images/maloney.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"551dee9063687219517c2900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551de93c6368723dec721000#post_551de93c6368723dec721000\r\nMe too!\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551defa863687279f3370400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If I don't get laid soon, I'll explode and die","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"551df16863687246d7150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551defa863687279f3370400#post_551defa863687279f3370400\r\nMasturbate","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"551df18b63687246c44f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551df16863687246d7150000#post_551df16863687246d7150000\r\nNo\r\nThat won't do it\r\nI can't get myself exited or anything","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"551df2056368724958120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551df18b63687246c44f0000#post_551df18b63687246c44f0000\r\nA lot of us haven't even touched first, second, or any base our whole lives!\r\n\r\n!http://41.media.tumblr.com/27e939ff25dfdb2121bd6e4e2fe21a60/tumblr_ncdu6xdLJ11tk91v5o1_250.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551df27e63687246c4e80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"  I want this\r\n!http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--4duDTqdf--/766169939132797075.jpg!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"551df29063687246c4140200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551df2056368724958120000#post_551df2056368724958120000\r\nYeah so you don't know what you're missing\r\n\r\nI've had a taste of the good stuff, I can't go back","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"551df34763687247db9a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551df29063687246c4140200#post_551df29063687246c4140200\r\nOh I know what I'm missing, And I ain't even mad. \r\n\r\nSo while yo getting addicted like its crack I'm here Sober and free! \r\n\r\nLike a Bumble Bee!  ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551df35c63687247c4a80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551df27e63687246c4e80100#post_551df27e63687246c4e80100\r\n[bq=\"SidewardManatee\"]  I want this\r\n!http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--4duDTqdf--/766169939132797075.jpg![/bq]\r\nI'd buy that shit. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551df4e363687246e57e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551df34763687247db9a0000#post_551df34763687247db9a0000\r\nI just want to feel good.","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"551df4f06368724740e50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Played Attack The Light a little too much.\r\nWhat did I miss?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"551df554636872471ac60400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551df4f06368724740e50200#post_551df4f06368724740e50200\r\nUc9 agrees with /a/ about OPM animu apparently having bad animation.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"551df59963687247406f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551df554636872471ac60400#post_551df554636872471ac60400\r\n_That monster._","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"551df6e9636872470a4d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551df4f06368724740e50200#post_551df4f06368724740e50200\r\nI'm poking fun at everyone and watching Zone of the enders: Dolores. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551df7b4636872471ab00700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551df6e9636872470a4d0700#post_551df6e9636872470a4d0700\r\n^u shud go poke ur but^\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n^u weener flopper^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551df80963687247edb30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551df6e9636872470a4d0700#post_551df6e9636872470a4d0700\r\nWhy do I alway miss all the fun here when I play games.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551df7b4636872471ab00700#post_551df7b4636872471ab00700\r\nDo it, Pegasus.\r\n~Do et~","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"551df82d63687246f9270a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There was an episode of Bunny Maloney where the title character deflected a satellite laser with his spandex covered butt.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"551df86b63687249250a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Oh GOD another one\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZskVZqc1g8 ","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"551df8b66368724958bd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551df86b63687249250a0100#post_551df86b63687249250a0100\r\n>open in new tab\r\n\r\n>immediately closes tab ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551df8c4636872472e5f0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551df7b4636872471ab00700#post_551df7b4636872471ab00700\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551df80963687247edb30100#post_551df80963687247edb30100\r\n~But I always touch my but~ \r\n\r\n~^He is a good but^~\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551df82d63687246f9270a00#post_551df82d63687246f9270a00\r\n*THE BUTTS SHOULD BE PRAISED* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551df8db63687246f92a0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551df86b63687249250a0100#post_551df86b63687249250a0100\r\nGet this filth out of here! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551df917636872471a710900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551df82d63687246f9270a00#post_551df82d63687246f9270a00\r\nNow I know that there are asses that lasers can't handle.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"551df973636872472e440800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551df8db63687246f92a0b00#post_551df8db63687246f92a0b00\r\nI wish him no luck.\r\n\r\nAsaleri already trashed on his review.\r\nHis is the second worst in the contest. And he really improved.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"}]}