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{"topics":[{"id":"5531146e6368720187470000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55310eff6368724cd7140400#post_55310eff6368724cd7140400\r\nWhat Squiggy said.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5531175e63687201940e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120620231705/terraria/images/3/3a/Destroyer.png!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5531189863687250d8670100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Sleeping is the best drug.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"553118ee63687250d8a00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Too_Offensive was chillin' out in his caddy smokin' on some dank weed with his homie, Carca$$ $trife. \"drop it like it's hot\" was blastin' from the from the speakers. The woofers was spittin out that dope ass bass line and shit.\r\n\r\n\"Sheeit, this some dank ass weed\", Too_Offensive said puffin' on the fattie.\r\n\r\n\"Yo, lemme get another puff of that, niggah\", Carca$$ said.\r\n\r\n\"Fuck naw man, you smoked 3/4 of the bag, so fuck you dawg\".\r\n\r\nToo_Offensive kicked up his feet on the dashboard. He was wearing some sick ass J'S. He reached into his and pulled out a fat stack of benjamins. \r\n\r\nCRASH! The windshield was shattered\r\n\r\nWHAT I HAVE so far aFTER 5 minutes of writing lol","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5531194663687201944c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You've all gone insane.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55311a0d6368724a46370300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5531194663687201944c0500#post_5531194663687201944c0500\r\nYep things haven't changed.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55311a8c6368720194de0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I think I might have turned a fifteen year old into a huge nerd.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55311aca636872424e071000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55311a8c6368720194de0600#post_55311a8c6368720194de0600\r\n\r\nGood job, next thing you know, he will be fursuiting","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55311b646368724a46690400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55311aca636872424e071000#post_55311aca636872424e071000\r\nIf anything he'll be a weeb, not a furry. I showed him the majesty that is Project Diva. And then I told him to watch Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55311c21636872424ef81100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55311b646368724a46690400#post_55311b646368724a46690400\r\n\r\nAaah.\r\n\r\nPhew","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55311c956368723bd7110700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55311b646368724a46690400#post_55311b646368724a46690400\r\nYou are doing a missionary's work.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55311d416368724cd7a01900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55311c956368723bd7110700#post_55311c956368723bd7110700\r\nPlease. When it was still new-ish I regularly watched Soul Eater with some of the kids I used to baby-sit. \r\nAnd they were like ten.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55311d6a6368724cd7ef1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55311a8c6368720194de0600#post_55311a8c6368720194de0600\r\nWhich 15 year old are we talking about?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55311dbb6368724cd7751a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55311d416368724cd7a01900#post_55311d416368724cd7a01900\r\nSpread the word!","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55311dcd6368724cd7991a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55311d6a6368724cd7ef1900#post_55311d6a6368724cd7ef1900\r\nJust one of the kids my mom watches after school.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55311ea76368725c412e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I swear I'll shut up about wolf children eventually but I think I just figured out why the ending gets to me so much. \r\n[spoiler] it's because I would be the clingiest parent ever. Even though the movie assures you multiple times that yuki and ame are both okay and happy, my brain still goes \"BUT THEY NEED THEIR MOMMY!\" \r\nI am \"this commercial\":http://youtu.be/VdyCh5dPkRA [/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553118ee63687250d8a00100#post_553118ee63687250d8a00100\r\nI think I understood every fifth word of that","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5531200e6368725e13100500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Moooooorning. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5531208863687201876b1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5531200e6368725e13100500#post_5531200e6368725e13100500\r\nEvening","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"553120a06368725cc1ac0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5531200e6368725e13100500#post_5531200e6368725e13100500\r\nMorning.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553120b66368725c41190200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5531200e6368725e13100500#post_5531200e6368725e13100500\r\nJust barely you sleepy Susan. \r\n\r\n[is only awake because someone woke me up at 5]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553121196368722fc71f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why do I feel that my tastes are being warped here?","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"553121276368720187581200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553120b66368725c41190200#post_553120b66368725c41190200\r\nMy Sleeping schedule has recently gone to hell.\r\n\r\nAlso I stayed up watching Fate/stay night: Unlimited Sword work.\r\n\r\nHOLY SHIT THIS SHOW IS GOOD.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553120a06368725cc1ac0100#post_553120a06368725cc1ac0100\r\nHey squiggy Ninja Slayer is out now!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5531208863687201876b1100#post_5531208863687201876b1100\r\nMuffins? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5531216a6368724a46f10b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553121276368720187581200#post_553121276368720187581200\r\nMorning, m8.\r\nI kicked a plant's ass.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5531219563687201872a1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553121276368720187581200#post_553121276368720187581200\r\nWait what?\r\n\r\n......*WAIT WHAT?!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553121a16368725e131f0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5531216a6368724a46f10b00#post_5531216a6368724a46f10b00\r\nThat pot of weeds didn't know what happened to em! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}