time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5530.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5535da5d6368721399920500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535da226368723335450400#post_5535da226368723335450400\r\n*Shudders*","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5535daa663687202db4e0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535d9b66368723335c60300#post_5535d9b66368723335c60300\r\n[spoiler]!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/652/772/b5e.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5535dacc636872653f261500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535da226368723335450400#post_5535da226368723335450400\r\n*_shudders_*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5535db876368721766bf0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"If Anti-Vaccine Parents Rode The Magic School Bus\":https://youtu.be/nDjz5qHIzsc","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5535dbc8636872653fa71600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535dacc636872653f261500#post_5535dacc636872653f261500\r\nWhat's worse about it is that if you don't get immediate medical attention if you do break your penis it can heal wrong. . . meaning that you could wind up with your penis being completely literally bent out of shape. . . imagine a straight line. . now imagine a right corner.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5535dc106368721766500700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535dacc636872653f261500#post_5535dacc636872653f261500\r\nSeriously, are you really protective of bugs, \"especially this one?\":http://imgur.com/gallery/Spytcgk","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5535dc976368726e0da30400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535dbc8636872653fa71600#post_5535dbc8636872653fa71600\r\nwhat if knotpenis","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5535dce363687233350d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535dc106368721766500700#post_5535dc106368721766500700\r\nThat dude just murdered an innocent little wolf spider. Wolf spiders are nonaggressive and their bites do little more than cause a bit of skin irritation. Those little spiders coming off the big spider. They were spiderlings. BABIES. And that dude just murdered their mother.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5535dd1e636872653f8f1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_what if heartshaped penis_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5535dd51636872653fd71800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535dd1e636872653f8f1800#post_5535dd1e636872653f8f1800\r\nWhat if penis shaped penis?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5535dd876368726e0d820500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8163620352/h09A0E64F/!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5535ddd463687213990b0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535dce363687233350d0700#post_5535dce363687233350d0700\r\nWell, if you think about it, people don't really know what kind of spiders they deal with when they see one. They just go all \"Nope, fuck that.\"\r\nAlso,\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Wolf_spider_(Lycosidae).jpg!\r\nThat spider in the gif is one tiny-ass wolf spider.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5535ddd66368723335f30700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535dd876368726e0d820500#post_5535dd876368726e0d820500\r\nFree Condoms!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5535de526368727061780500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535ddd463687213990b0a00#post_5535ddd463687213990b0a00\r\nThat's a little fuzzy baby! People don't seem to understand that WE are more terrifying to the spider.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5535debd63687231ff220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535de526368727061780500#post_5535de526368727061780500\r\nWell, I doubt people will understand any time soon.\r\nAlso, a baby spider can create other baby spiders?\r\nWait, what?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5535debe6368726e0da60600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535de526368727061780500#post_5535de526368727061780500\r\nI don't know about other people, But when I look at a spider, I just get a feeling of immense \"Wrongness\".","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5535decb6368721399310b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fix.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5535deee6368723335330900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535de526368727061780500#post_5535de526368727061780500\r\n!http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Cuzb-ryNDyY/TDwWWpxaPOI/AAAAAAAAAek/4XI8hOI2dBw/s1600/SPIDERhyperboleandahalf.png!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5535df2c636872653f721b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hail satan and his glorious oiled asscheeks","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5535df96636872653f0b1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535debd63687231ff220100#post_5535debd63687231ff220100\r\nNo. I just call them babies.\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535debe6368726e0da60600#post_5535debe6368726e0da60600\r\nThat's because to humans, THEY ARE WRONG. Eight legs, two body segments, and between four to eight eyes. They look and feel alien to us. That's why people fear them so much. That and a combination of social stigma surrounding them. A lot of people are TAUGHT  to fear spiders.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5535dfac63687202db001000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535deee6368723335330900#post_5535deee6368723335330900\r\nSpiders are beautiful.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5535dfb963687217665b0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"FMA gifs\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/51a973fbbced99fd59e51a2b0962cd62/tumblr_ne8e4gbDpI1se015qo1_500.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/309fbe29f4c8a8142d67f45f1793ebff/tumblr_nf9emiHWq41se015qo1_500.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/f3f19bb17b971de3643690d306ee0ea1/tumblr_ncqnmsYl301qflb4co1_500.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/cca02db5a33a06d2aedf88a495281619/tumblr_nhf9tc5GT91txrzruo1_500.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5535dfdb6368723335220a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]Oh god, Chopper's little dance.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5535e01863687202dba21000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535dfdb6368723335220a00#post_5535dfdb6368723335220a00\r\nLittle dance?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5535e024636872101d050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5535dfac63687202db001000#post_5535dfac63687202db001000\r\nGood to know what do you think about Mosquito?","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"}]}