time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5534.json

{"topics":[{"id":"553657aa6368724432232600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Something I ate yesterday is currently kicking my stomach's ass.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55365d9163687244a5652500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553657aa6368724432232600#post_553657aa6368724432232600\r\nHave fun ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55365e5363687244a5ef2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553657aa6368724432232600#post_553657aa6368724432232600\r\nToo much Dick? \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5536614b6368724432cf3900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55365e5363687244a5ef2600#post_55365e5363687244a5ef2600\r\nSpotted Dick*","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"553661da6368724432173b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55365e5363687244a5ef2600#post_55365e5363687244a5ef2600\r\n\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5536614b6368724432cf3900#post_5536614b6368724432cf3900\r\nProbably some bad chicken.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5536620d6368724432913b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553661da6368724432173b00#post_553661da6368724432173b00\r\nWell you did say you got One Piece yesterday. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55366d7363687268cf220800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5536620d6368724432913b00#post_5536620d6368724432913b00\r\nDid someone say \"One Piece\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSe8D2wfGKI ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55366e8063687268cf9d0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5536620d6368724432913b00#post_5536620d6368724432913b00\r\n\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55366d7363687268cf220800#post_55366d7363687268cf220800\r\nIf I weren't feeling like crap I'd be kicking both of your asses.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5536707d63687268b6fe1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55366e8063687268cf9d0a00#post_55366e8063687268cf9d0a00\r\nMy ass is safe.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"553670c263687268cf970f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55366e8063687268cf9d0a00#post_55366e8063687268cf9d0a00\r\nWhat ass?\r\nI don't own a donkey.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5536753f6368721fa8d70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I feel Oda came up with Thriller Bark after he took some mushrooms, turned on the Thriller album by Michael Jackson, and read through a Tim Burton artbook.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553675ec63687268a5ce2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"‰","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55367a476368721fa8d00900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If a guy is AFK in a heist (setup), we're basically 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SURPRISE@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"553684206368721fa85c2500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"umm...\r\n[spoiler]!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/581/916/8a9.gif![/spoiler]","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"553684b16368726f4c970c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553684206368721fa85c2500#post_553684206368721fa85c2500\r\nYou 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Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553684b16368726f4c970c00#post_553684b16368726f4c970c00\r\n\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553684d96368725f34ff1d00#post_553684d96368725f34ff1d00\r\n\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553684ff6368726f4c7c0d00#post_553684ff6368726f4c7c0d00\r\nYour anger and confusion amuses me.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"5536858b636872653c4f0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553684206368721fa85c2500#post_553684206368721fa85c2500\r\n\"I've been expecting you\"\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6kkokX8xO1r3u8pfo1_500.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"553685af6368727f8ad10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55368581636872653c330800#post_55368581636872653c330800\r\n@I STILL DON'T GET 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