time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5597.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5539bc4463687215af710b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539bbd763687215afb40a00#post_5539bbd763687215afb40a00\r\nHow's that fair to the snake? \r\nSo if you got into a fight cuz someone was trying to steal you, you'd blame yourself for being the victim.\r\n\r\nJust saying, you make no sense ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5539bc94636872457ba51000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/y6JgaIf.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5539bcbd636872457bfc1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539bc336368727776110600#post_5539bc336368727776110600\r\nThrow Gilgamesh at the top of that list.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5539bcc563687215af5c0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@XxMobianEquinexX\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539a52b6368723c196d0c00#post_5539a52b6368723c196d0c00\r\n[bq=\"XxMobianEquinexX\"]Black Ops 3's \"New Teaser\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfr053KdD6w just went full Cyberpunk.[/bq]\r\nWow.\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539b3636368725f57c00000#post_5539b3636368725f57c00000\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539b28363687225d0932700#post_5539b28363687225d0932700\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539aef363687266a6f03d00#post_5539aef363687266a6f03d00\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]A spin-off Naruto manga just released its first chapter.\r\n\r\n_\"Is Sarada really Sakura's daughter?!\"_ would be the cliffhanger.[/bq]\r\n*IT FUCKING BEGINS A NEW!?*[/bq]\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/934/838/217.jpg!\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/608/881/dda.gif![/bq]\r\nWOW.\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539a9a7636872715ebe2800#post_5539a9a7636872715ebe2800\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]It took me several seconds to realize who this drawing personifies:\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/953/385/b35.jpg![/bq]\r\nwho?\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539b98d636872207d3b0600#post_5539b98d636872207d3b0600\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]!http://i.imgur.com/cA7AXXh.jpg![/bq]\r\noh great it's this again","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5539bce7636872457b4e1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@BORUTO@\r\n\r\n@I CAN'T STOP LAUGHTING TO THAT NAME@\r\n@SOUNDS FREAKING ORIGINAL, ISN'T GUYS?@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5539bcfc636872207d3a0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539bcc563687215af5c0c00#post_5539bcc563687215af5c0c00\r\nThey chubby girl is a humanized genderswapped Baymax.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5539bd1c63687276ebea0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539bce7636872457b4e1100#post_5539bce7636872457b4e1100\r\nIt's supposed to be Bolt.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5539bd2c6368727776580700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539bce7636872457b4e1100#post_5539bce7636872457b4e1100\r\nSome people call him Bolt.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5539bd87636872457b5e1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539bcfc636872207d3a0b00#post_5539bcfc636872207d3a0b00\r\nOh now I see it","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5539bdf26368722a4efb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539bd1c63687276ebea0700#post_5539bd1c63687276ebea0700\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539bd2c6368727776580700#post_5539bd2c6368727776580700\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140705223812/disneyfanon/images/6/64/Disney-Bolt-bolt-disney-11003814-298-298.jpg!\r\n@BOLT?@\r\n","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5539be2063687235e2a80500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/eAhk0q7.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5539be346368726980b20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539bcbd636872457bfc1000#post_5539bcbd636872457bfc1000\r\n_*Oh god Gilgamesh.*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5539be506368726976d70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539be2063687235e2a80500#post_5539be2063687235e2a80500\r\nDog: \"I have Pizza!\" ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5539be566368722a4e7a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Naruto is undeniably a better father than Sasuke.\r\nFucking MINATO was a better father than Sasuke and he was FUCKING DEAD!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5539be996368722a4ecf0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539be566368722a4e7a0200#post_5539be566368722a4e7a0200\r\nAnyone is a better father than Sasuke. \r\n\r\nChrist, I honestly thought after the last series he'd turn into a more mature person but it fucking looks like he continues to be SHIT. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5539bf62636872121c2d1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539be2063687235e2a80500#post_5539be2063687235e2a80500\r\n@THE DOG CANNOT HANDLE THE POWER OF THE PIZZA!@\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539be996368722a4ecf0200#post_5539be996368722a4ecf0200\r\n@EVEN VEGETA?@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5539bfea636872121c191900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So there's a mouse living in my stove. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5539c05763687235e2c80800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539bf62636872121c2d1800#post_5539bf62636872121c2d1800\r\nYes. As hard as this may be to believe VEGETA was a better dad than Sasuke.\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539bfea636872121c191900#post_5539bfea636872121c191900\r\nWell then evict his ass.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5539c060636872207d901000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539bf62636872121c2d1800#post_5539bf62636872121c2d1800\r\nVegeta at least was there, and among that showed some kind of compassion. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539bfea636872121c191900#post_5539bfea636872121c191900\r\nBut how? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5539c078636872121c2d1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539c05763687235e2c80800#post_5539c05763687235e2c80800\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539bfea636872121c191900#post_5539bfea636872121c191900\r\nMouse: \"I pay rent here motherfucker!\" ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5539c0796368722a4e1a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539bfea636872121c191900#post_5539bfea636872121c191900\r\n@KILL IT@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5539c0866368722a4e280500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539bdf26368722a4efb0100#post_5539bdf26368722a4efb0100\r\n[bq=\"Gizoid101\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539bd1c63687276ebea0700#post_5539bd1c63687276ebea0700\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539bd2c6368727776580700#post_5539bd2c6368727776580700\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140705223812/disneyfanon/images/6/64/Disney-Bolt-bolt-disney-11003814-298-298.jpg!\r\n@BOLT?@\r\n[/bq]\r\nI fucking love Bolt! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5539c09063687269765d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539c0796368722a4e1a0500#post_5539c0796368722a4e1a0500\r\nNO","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5539c0d163687215af261300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539c05763687235e2c80800#post_5539c05763687235e2c80800\r\nMY HAND IS TOO LARGE TO DELIVER THE NOTICE!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539c060636872207d901000#post_5539c060636872207d901000\r\nHe climbs down into the eyes. I have no idea what he does when I cook on the stovetop. Maybe it's not as hot below the surface. I think I would have heard any other mice in there while I was cooking. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5539c105636872121c121b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539be566368722a4e7a0200#post_5539be566368722a4e7a0200\r\nEveryone is a better dad than Sasuke is what I'm getting at.\r\n\r\nMaybe because he is very unlikable.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"}]}