time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5634.json

{"topics":[{"id":"553b1d3063687231df9a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1adf6368724dbe5d0000#post_553b1adf6368724dbe5d0000\r\nWhy did the two Black people get pulled over?\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Because they were going at LUDICRIS speeds[/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553b1d35636872560c721700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://hw-img.datpiff.com/m8ce24de/OG_Maco_Breathe_Ep-front-large.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"553b1d3d636872560c8b1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"post fuck you","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553b1d4f636872624c320200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1d35636872560c721700#post_553b1d35636872560c721700\r\nWho's that? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553b1d8b6368727b93cd0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1bfd63687231dfe50200#post_553b1bfd63687231dfe50200\r\nWait for it man.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"553b1daa636872399c110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1d3063687231df9a0400#post_553b1d3063687231df9a0400\r\nWhat do you call a black man on the moon?\r\n\r\n[spoiler]an astronaut[/spoiler]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553b1dc5636872624cad0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1d4f636872624c320200#post_553b1d4f636872624c320200\r\n\r\njust a random black protestant\r\n\r\ndunno, og maco never said who he was","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"553b1de16368727b938f0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1daa636872399c110000#post_553b1daa636872399c110000\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1d3063687231df9a0400#post_553b1d3063687231df9a0400\r\nWhat do you call a black man on the moon?\r\n\r\n[spoiler]an astronaut[/spoiler][/bq]\r\n\r\nniggas on the moon","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"553b1e2e63687231df490600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler] So this evil guy is going to bring back an evil wizard, with The Tower Of Heaven. [/spoiler]\r\n\r\nI think it would have been a good idea to tell everyone that HE IS EVIL!!! Before you left Erza.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"553b1e306368727b93fe0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1dc5636872624cad0200#post_553b1dc5636872624cad0200\r\nAhhh I see.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1de16368727b938f0800#post_553b1de16368727b938f0800\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1daa636872399c110000#post_553b1daa636872399c110000\r\n~God dammit~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553b1e63636872560ce61900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1de16368727b938f0800#post_553b1de16368727b938f0800\r\n[bq=\"Twisty\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1daa636872399c110000#post_553b1daa636872399c110000\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1d3063687231df9a0400#post_553b1d3063687231df9a0400\r\nWhat do you call a black man on the moon?\r\n\r\n[spoiler]an astronaut[/spoiler][/bq]\r\n\r\nniggas on the moon[/bq]\r\n\"they carry a harpoon\":http://youtu.be/60BjkUtqxPE","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553b1eab636872399cba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1e63636872560ce61900#post_553b1e63636872560ce61900\r\nThey're sailors on the Moon.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"553b1f1b636872560c4f1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I've heard the first two openings to 5Ds, I don't really like either of them. They sound kind of off to me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553b1f8b6368725193e50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1f1b636872560c4f1b00#post_553b1f1b636872560c4f1b00\r\n\r\nThought you skipped the intros","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"553b1f9a6368725c9bb40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1b2963687251936a0000#post_553b1b2963687251936a0000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1adf6368724dbe5d0000#post_553b1adf6368724dbe5d0000\r\nThree gay guys walk into a bar. There's only one stool left. What do they do?\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]They flip it over.[/spoiler][/bq]\r\n[spoiler]Odd thing is, I only just now got that joke\r\n\r\nAnd I first heard it in maybe the 6th grade :/[/spoiler]","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"553b1f9f6368727b939d0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good news friends! Turns out that I'm even more fucked than I thought I was! Remember how last week I told how someone had run a red light and totaled my car? Well it turns out that they also weren't fucking insured so I am now well and truly hosed.\r\n\r\nFun times!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"553b1fc8636872560c761c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm bored.\r\n\r\nIt's very easy to get Extra lives in Super mario advance it seems.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"553b1fe263687251936e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1f8b6368725193e50500#post_553b1f8b6368725193e50500\r\nI watch them a few times. To sate my curiosity.\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1f9f6368727b939d0b00#post_553b1f9f6368727b939d0b00\r\nShit man. That suuuuuuuuuuucks...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553b201f6368725c9b230100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1fc8636872560c761c00#post_553b1fc8636872560c761c00\r\n\"Here it's a free beta of Yahtzee's newest game\":http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/conshadow/","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"553b202b6368720e14090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b1f9f6368727b939d0b00#post_553b1f9f6368727b939d0b00\r\nSorry about that man","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553b2045636872624cc40500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b201f6368725c9b230100#post_553b201f6368725c9b230100\r\nNo.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"553b20696368725df0360100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b2045636872624cc40500#post_553b2045636872624cc40500\r\nIt's not that scary,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"553b20f46368720e14e40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b201f6368725c9b230100#post_553b201f6368725c9b230100\r\nI didn't know you were a fan of Yahtzee.\r\n\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/816/741/8a9.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"553b20fa6368725df00c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b20696368725df0360100#post_553b20696368725df0360100\r\nI just don't want to. (Don't bring it up to me ever again.)\r\n\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/d2b4bc0dfcc61c85f4e5d029497d7897/tumblr_nnce404VAq1qa8zjto1_r2_540.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"553b21486368720f8a390100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Crow just won a duel on his first turn......","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}