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{"topics":[{"id":"553bdc336368727517610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553bdbc16368723ba0681c00#post_553bdbc16368723ba0681c00\r\nVacuum:Big Satan.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"553bdccf6368721298ba3b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553babbb636872220d070500#post_553babbb636872220d070500\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"][spoiler]Have you ever woken up and realized that you were super horny? Nothing like morning wood. I mean straight up \"If I don't cum this morning I'm not gonna function properly for the rest of the day\" kind of horny.[/spoiler][/bq]\r\nEveryday I wake up, that isn't a work morning at least, I just writhe around grinding, humping, and rubbing at myself, and generally fantasizing","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553bdd326368723ba09f1e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I AM AWAKE AND POSTPOSTING\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b2b96636872741d250100#post_553b2b96636872741d250100\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]Guys watch \"this\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zBTF4INW5g please\r\nIt's only half a minute long[/bq]\r\nwut\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/e6rGw74.jpg!\r\n\r\n\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b346a6368722a90f20a00#post_553b346a6368722a90f20a00\r\n[bq=\"Thanotos Omega\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b336c636872741dd80d00#post_553b336c636872741dd80d00\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs14/f/2007/091/2/b/FMA___Nina_Chimera_by_dazwolf.jpg! \"big brother Squiggy why does it hurt\"[/spoiler][/bq]\r\n[spoiler]!//derpicdn.net/img/2013/8/26/411307/medium.gif!:/411307 [/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b4d0c6368726d29b60b00#post_553b4d0c6368726d29b60b00\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]!http://41.media.tumblr.com/1a283be1474674dcaaa63be03d235110/tumblr_nmuvn5Trzb1rcxn5mo1_1280.png!\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/653a6e558c10bb7cbdf030459e3b82c7/tumblr_nmuvn5Trzb1rcxn5mo2_1280.png!\r\n!http://41.media.tumblr.com/d43757d50edbee68e660208e83539316/tumblr_nmuvn5Trzb1rcxn5mo3_1280.png!\r\n!http://41.media.tumblr.com/6a0f270431c440b1991b5ba0fb4e7138/tumblr_nmuvn5Trzb1rcxn5mo4_1280.png![/bq]\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/tn1fofg.png!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/7cxrhiD.png!\r\n\r\n\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553bc11c6368721266f00600#post_553bc11c6368721266f00600\r\n[bq=\"igotnopicks\"]In California it's going to rain soon\r\n!http://img.pandawhale.com/85482-cheetah-in-the-rain-gif-Imgur-XInS.gif!\r\n\r\nBut first let me enjoy the Sun\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/Eh85PQR.png![/bq]\r\nDid the drought finally over","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"553be78663687275172f1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b346a6368722a90f20a00#post_553b346a6368722a90f20a00\r\n[bq=\"Thanotos Omega\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553b336c636872741dd80d00#post_553b336c636872741dd80d00\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs14/f/2007/091/2/b/FMA___Nina_Chimera_by_dazwolf.jpg! \"big brother Squiggy why does it hurt\"[/spoiler][/bq]\r\nThis is probably going to get me hate, but Tucker was a smart scientist *BUT* he had no regard for the rules of scientific study. Where he went wrong was that he skipped from animal testing straight to human testing off the bat.\r\n\r\nBido, Martel, Roa, Dolcetto, Ulchi, Heinkel, Jerso, Zampano all had human forms. Why did he lobotomize Nina? Why did he not give her a human form?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"553be8316368727faff60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wow, Goku is being stupid\r\n\"Oh no, Super 17 is absorbing my energy attacks\"\r\nContinues to use energy attacks","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553be955636872385b6f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also I have less than 6 hours of GT left","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553be9ce6368725892f60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553be8316368727faff60200#post_553be8316368727faff60200\r\nCause Goku is a moron.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"553bea4263687241bce53e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/f1d0a366eefba1935160ef06b4255cbf/tumblr_nna893Y5jn1r51oypo3_540.gif!\r\n\r\n@FIVE DAYS@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"553beaba63687241bc883f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553bdd326368723ba09f1e00#post_553bdd326368723ba09f1e00\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/016/871/tumblr_nf993bmZZa1qkz08qo2_500.png! \r\nalso\r\n!https://pastichestew.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/wpid-california-water-jpg.jpeg!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"553bebaa6368725892380400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/Cherry_Bomb_Tyler_the_Creator.png!\r\n!http://images.rapgenius.com/b3af5e31921667c8706460dd41072222.962x1000x1.jpg!\r\n\r\n\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/4191dacf6b815ae0520f2b1446cec081/tumblr_nn6exnmxer1tizc4go1_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"553bec4e63687223535a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553be78663687275172f1300#post_553be78663687275172f1300\r\nTucker didn't even know they existed,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"553bed426368722353a30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/fd93a44475cc5b7dd9ff4afd80ccb5b4/tumblr_nlijqlAPUP1tyncywo1_400.gif!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"553bed9c63687225ac020400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Banana senpai\":http://imgur.com/gallery/GNI3I","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"553bedb86368727517b61c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553bed426368722353a30300#post_553bed426368722353a30300\r\ndamn.....that's cute","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"553bef9d63687241bc9b4700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Shadow Dragon\r\nLet's see if this gets dumb","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553bf05d63687275179a2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/ace35fbca69f01af675d8531513fee6b/tumblr_nnctampOQt1sd2o6io1_400.jpg!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"553bf0a46368725866b20b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"And people still say Russia is bad\":https://twitter.com/rt_com/status/592042186671312897","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"553bf0a46368727517fb2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553bef9d63687241bc9b4700#post_553bef9d63687241bc9b4700\r\nOK now at this point i will defend the series as being actually objectively good, recapturing the old days when a villains gimmick actually had some fucking weight,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"553bf0b863687275171e2200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So my grandfather bought a sword.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553bf0ff63687225ac0d0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553bec4e63687223535a0200#post_553bec4e63687223535a0200\r\nBut still; he had the knowledge into making chimeras. The least he could have done is keep Nina's brain intact. If he had just kept her brain as it was then he could have eventually given her a human looking body; sure the experience would traumatize Nina with her having to have mental help for years and she would essentially be only half human and not have kids, but holy hell did he fuck her up.\r\n\r\nHe essentially lobotomized her. If he hadn't merged their brains then they could have repaired most of the damage.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"553bf11d6368727faf841100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553bf0b863687275171e2200#post_553bf0b863687275171e2200\r\nCool\r\nSwords are cool","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553bf16b6368725892050c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553bf11d6368727faf841100#post_553bf11d6368727faf841100\r\nI went over to his place. And there it was. I even asked him why he bought. He looks at me with a straight face and says \"Because I wanted it.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553bf17463687241bca64a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553bf0ff63687225ac0d0800#post_553bf0ff63687225ac0d0800\r\nYour giving tucker way to much credit, he is a joke, almost any alchemist could have done what he did, they just wouldn't, ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"553bf18263687201ef2a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/953/604/bbf!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"553bf18a63687223533e0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553bf16b6368725892050c00#post_553bf16b6368725892050c00\r\nI agree with that","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}