time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5761.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55418d426368727618ff0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55418bef6368720c5e572c00#post_55418bef6368720c5e572c00\r\nI don't know, but that really happened.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55418d5463687277d55f0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"find the computer room","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55418e0363687252a69f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Me as of now\":https://youtu.be/j8kemjjRtIQ","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55418e6063687249ddf61800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My parents are going out of town for the weekend\r\n\r\nTime for drunken orgy","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55418e676368721b26900200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I want to hear the most adorable sneeze in real life.\r\nThat is my dream.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55418ea36368727ffd4d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55418e6063687249ddf61800#post_55418e6063687249ddf61800\r\nI'm down. Although let's leave the liquor alone.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55418eb063687276189f1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55418e676368721b26900200#post_55418e676368721b26900200\r\nWatch Gravity Falls.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55418ef363687249dded1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55418ea36368727ffd4d0000#post_55418ea36368727ffd4d0000\r\nActually yes\r\n","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55418f0663687249dd061a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55418e6063687249ddf61800#post_55418e6063687249ddf61800\r\nDrinking alone is bad, you know?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55418f2863687276187f1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm dying of boredom.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55418f456368727ffde60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55418f0663687249dd061a00#post_55418f0663687249dd061a00\r\nWell I don't drink at all","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55418f4e6368721d34310800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"F**** THIS LAPTOP!!\r\n\r\n*Goes back to Desktop*","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55418f9c6368727618661400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"He ate him\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeNnyqG70DQ ","author":"4fea24537f123b34b4000008"},{"id":"55418fc26368721b265f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55418f4e6368721d34310800#post_55418f4e6368721d34310800\r\n[desktop bluescreens]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55418fdf63687219fc840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55418f456368727ffde60000#post_55418f456368727ffde60000\r\nOk, but if you plan to, and you are alone, I don't recommend it.\r\nBad things happen. And I say it for experience.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"554190556368721b26390500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55418fc26368721b265f0400#post_55418fc26368721b265f0400\r\n\r\nJokes on you, I'm immune to the BSOD","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5541907a63687277d55f1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55418f4e6368721d34310800#post_55418f4e6368721d34310800\r\n*fucks laptop*","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"554190b06368720193bf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554190556368721b26390500#post_554190556368721b26390500\r\n[desktop explodes for no discernible reason] ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554190fb636872564b2f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554190b06368720193bf0100#post_554190b06368720193bf0100\r\n\r\nWho planted c4's on the dektop again?!\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nuc9...\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541907a63687277d55f1000#post_5541907a63687277d55f1000\r\n\r\nLaptop-chan~","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5541922863687277d5331300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/ab4c86a2666d4d3554fe4458ae322293/tumblr_nh364rcH201rhavdko1_r1_500.png!\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/dfbef153d44ad7db4bd2886c2207664a/tumblr_nh364rcH201rhavdko2_500.png!\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/963e0176a17d38d43fb82fb2f9c1c8b0/tumblr_nh364rcH201rhavdko3_500.png!\r\n!https://36.media.tumblr.com/6828cdd371ead12eb9ec3dbc22350e8c/tumblr_nh364rcH201rhavdko9_500.png!\r\n!https://36.media.tumblr.com/dae0ccded852e9098c2d10c6b5c54da6/tumblr_nh364rcH201rhavdko4_500.png!\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/116fac6906761e9893c6669e91b41fc3/tumblr_nh364rcH201rhavdko6_500.jpg!\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/0dd3ad9e065c09ad6d5c8f87e260d585/tumblr_nh364rcH201rhavdko8_500.png!\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/b1f5d37d65ff54bab7d6ac58a1891899/tumblr_nh364rcH201rhavdko10_r1_500.png!\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/9423a260ae01b712ed0e3ddce3c9aac6/tumblr_nh364rcH201rhavdko7_r1_500.png!\r\n\r\nFuck dolphin haters, I cannot hate something that is smart and adorable!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"554192ca63687277d5301400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541922863687277d5331300#post_5541922863687277d5331300\r\nI hate dolphins.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554192f76368720a478c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554190fb636872564b2f0000#post_554190fb636872564b2f0000\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554190b06368720193bf0100#post_554190b06368720193bf0100\r\n\r\nWho planted c4's on the dektop again?!\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nuc9...\r\n\r\n[/bq]\r\n\"Who?  Me?\"\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/905/119/779.jpg!\r\n*cheeki breeki intensifies*\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/762/693/6b9.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5541932b6368720212f70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://derpicdn.net/img/download/2015/4/19/878042__safe_meme_screencap_image+macro_caption_scene+interpretation_bloom+and+gloom_spoiler-colon-s05e04_gas+mask_stalker.png!\r\nBecause I dunno.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554193ad6368720a472d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554192f76368720a478c0000#post_554192f76368720a478c0000\r\n\r\nYes... You...\r\n\r\n!http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dLuzMDkhYek/maxresdefault.jpg!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554194236368725d1c800300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554192ca63687277d5301400#post_554192ca63687277d5301400\r\nJust swim with them and you will love them again.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"}]}