time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5775.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5541d82d6368720888003300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541d7d763687208887c3200#post_5541d7d763687208887c3200\r\nMy hair's greasy as fuck, So I have to cut it or it gets really annoying.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5541d8866368720888ad3300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541d7a56368727fe3d53600#post_5541d7a56368727fe3d53600\r\nThat's why you shower for one hour.\r\nBut what I do is put some water in hand and then pass it throught your hair.\r\nAll the microscopic hairs should adhere to your wet hand.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5541d8c36368722737100100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541d8866368720888ad3300#post_5541d8866368720888ad3300\r\nI do that\r\n\r\nBut my hair is MAGNETIC\r\n\r\nI'VE BEEN PULLING LOOSE HAIRS OUT FOR TWO DAYS","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5541d90b6368722737220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541d82d6368720888003300#post_5541d82d6368720888003300\r\nOr you can just wet your hair.\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5541d9b26368725f73381900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541d8c36368722737100100#post_5541d8c36368722737100100\r\nObviously you will find two or three hairs after two or three days of the haircut.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5541d9b76368725f73461900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541d8196368725f73e01600#post_5541d8196368725f73e01600\r\nHopefully I can pull off that 4Kids take on Spike Spiegel.\r\n\r\nAnd you're going to be not Dipper aka Tyrone.\r\n\r\nOur cosplays, if we can pull them off, will be so meta we might as well be Meta Knights. :P","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"5541d9eb6368725f73a71900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541d90b6368722737220100#post_5541d90b6368722737220100\r\nI also really don't want to spend any time ever thinking about my hair, Short hair works better in that regard. (Low maintenance and all.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5541db156368725feffc1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Dat Box\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7u8IHtNbzI","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5541dbcc6368727fe3113e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541d9eb6368725f73a71900#post_5541d9eb6368725f73a71900\r\nWell, you said it was annoying, so I gave you a little tip.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5541dcbc6368727fe3c23f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"God damnit!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB9Cpjd7PxI","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5541e6de63687201e1d71000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just watched every episode of Sonic For Hire, from season 1 to season 7.\r\nOh god...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5541e7e663687201e1b71100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDoBbwqWAAElSaN.jpg!\r\n[spoiler]!https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDoCVmuWAAAJOk2.png![/spoiler]","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5541ea886368725f732d3600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Yep, I'm so tired. \r\nSuddenly, after watching Sonic For Hire for 3.5 hours straight, the entire world looks uninteresting. \r\n\r\nFuck.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55420be66368720629030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Top of the morning.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55420d0d6368723bbf641400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Evening","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55420d766368726de3d00600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55420d0d6368723bbf641400#post_55420d0d6368723bbf641400\r\nHow ya doing that fine evening?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55420e5d6368720b4a292600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Afternoon","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5542129a6368722b46cd1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-GemaOiHc5wc/VI7t4_MUaSI/AAAAAAAAAOY/Cet9h-wxRlU/riki.jpg!","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"554214bc6368720629680500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5542129a6368722b46cd1100#post_5542129a6368722b46cd1100\r\n!http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/i-need-hugs-cat.jpeg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554222ec6368722b46022b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541d5d36368725ee60d1800#post_5541d5d36368725ee60d1800\r\nHonestly I think scott is milking the series, but considering he's such a cool guy I'm willing to let it slide.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"554223776368722b46de2b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554222ec6368722b46022b00#post_554222ec6368722b46022b00\r\nThe games should have stopped at 2","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"554226db6368726a99f82100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Bitches, I'm back and no longer depressed after watching Sonic for Hire!\r\n\r\nAnyway, the story about the mother who started beating her kid in public due to being involved in public protesting just came out in the newspaper today.\r\nThey called her a hero and such.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5542283a6368720629701a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I'm watching a manga about a guy that gets turned into a girl, becomes a idol, eventually accepts being and girl and chooses to stay that way and makes out with her friend. \"idol pretender\":http://www.mangahere.co/manga/idol_pretender","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5542297b6368726a99582500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5541e7e663687201e1b71100#post_5541e7e663687201e1b71100\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/UxaVT.png!","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554233996368722b46184400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ULTROOOOOOOOON TOOOOOODAAAAAAAY!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}