time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5980.json

{"topics":[{"id":"554d45636368720351300300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d451b63687255c7400000#post_554d451b63687255c7400000\r\nCheck it out, Outworld ruled by a guy who isn't a complete dick","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554d459163687203516a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d451b63687255c7400000#post_554d451b63687255c7400000\r\n_He drinks blood from your heart._","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554d45ab63687270de680400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d459163687203516a0300#post_554d459163687203516a0300\r\nOnly because you pissed him off","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554d45bd63687203519b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d45636368720351300300#post_554d45636368720351300300\r\nSure he's a dictator but he abides by the laws and regulations of Outworld. Hell it even makes wonder if Mileena is the villain in the whole scenario.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554d45d363687236ef040200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d459163687203516a0300#post_554d459163687203516a0300\r\nAnd Johnny Cage rips people in half.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554d45fa6368720351d40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d45d363687236ef040200#post_554d45d363687236ef040200\r\nIt's even more fucked up if he's doing it to Cassie","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554d46666368725b2d7a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d45d363687236ef040200#post_554d45d363687236ef040200\r\n\"HERE'S JOHNNY!\"\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d45fa6368720351d40300#post_554d45fa6368720351d40300\r\nAnd Sonya, too.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554d46af6368720351aa0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d45fa6368720351d40300#post_554d45fa6368720351d40300\r\nHe even follows the laws if it costs him his life. He knows that allying with Earthrealm would be much more beneficial than just conquering it. When he loses his duel to Kung Jin he gets on his knees and is willing to accept his potential death like a man. Shao Kahn would NEVER do that.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554d471a6368721333cf0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d46666368725b2d7a0100#post_554d46666368725b2d7a0100\r\nWell considering Johnny and Sonya's first interaction in MK 9 is Johnny hitting on her, and when she says no, you beat the shit out of her, it's not that surprising","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554d479263687236ef460400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"We all can agree, X-Ray kills tend to get better than Fatalities","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554d48006368725b2d590300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There aren't really very many members of the extended sonic cast that I actually hate.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"554d48366368725b2d990300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And here's the weirdest part of MKX. Johnny Cage is more likable than Sonya Blade. Sonya just turned into a stone-faced biiiiiiiitch whereas Johnny lost some of his ego. JOHNNY WAS THE GOOD PARENT!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554d4a77636872688afa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Can I just say something weird about Sonya?\r\nWhen you use a fatality that cut your opponent in half vertically, her ponytail doesn't even move at all.\r\nIs this something NetherRealm overlooked?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554d4b8c63687236ef8c0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d4a77636872688afa0100#post_554d4a77636872688afa0100\r\nWhat do you mean? Got a vid or something?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554d4c2463687236ef660a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://40.media.tumblr.com/eb13a1421f8ab13955b767060ac3f435/tumblr_inline_nnphrwdGwr1stlktf_540.png!\r\n!http://36.media.tumblr.com/8e9d601c9c20ab2b4f69f658bdc4ad28/tumblr_inline_nnphu2RZeu1stlktf_540.png!\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/593ca10a6b9cf17ebce891614fa2772f/tumblr_inline_nnphy9TEUQ1stlktf_540.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"554d4d20636872688a440500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Big the Cat literally crossified Jesus","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554d4e5463687270dee80f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"MY YEE DINOSAUR IS HERE","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"554d4e976368725f40811a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well. I just saw age of ultron.\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/tGvDyeI.gif!\r\n\r\nIt's gewd.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"554d4eaf6368725f40b41a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d4b8c63687236ef8c0900#post_554d4b8c63687236ef8c0900\r\nIt only applies to a specific costume and one fatality, which was Quan Chi's.\r\n\"Go to 14:26.\":https://youtu.be/OiXkgMESvnQ","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554d4f286368724ded2c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d4eaf6368725f40b41a00#post_554d4eaf6368725f40b41a00\r\nI think it's just a modeling error.\r\nHair is tough to animate in 3D.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554d50456368720351bd1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d4f286368724ded2c0000#post_554d4f286368724ded2c0000\r\nHence why it's often short and tied up","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554d508f6368724dedec0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d4f286368724ded2c0000#post_554d4f286368724ded2c0000\r\nWell, I just wanted to make sure I wasn't the only one who noticed this. ","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554d50976368725f40671d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/52436f95cbb3df66438acac7a4580185/tumblr_nfq2byLyOt1rhavdko1_500.jpg!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554d51036368721333291200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554d50976368725f40671d00#post_554d50976368725f40671d00\r\nFUCK YEAH SCIENCE!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554d51416368725f40821e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Dashcam catches guy passing out while driving.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=14&v=A_t62W_0fs4","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}