time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6001.json

{"topics":[{"id":"554db9ca63687217e6f00b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"going to bed\r\n\r\nnight guys","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554db9e8636872704b7d1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554db9ca63687217e6f00b00#post_554db9ca63687217e6f00b00\r\nNight bastard.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554dbea76368722f45623a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ultron done again\r\nSo fucking good\r\nI need that statue from the credits do bad","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554dbf1e6368727cf1191800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554dbea76368722f45623a00#post_554dbea76368722f45623a00\r\nNo you get no statues,\r\n\r\nAlso do you ever stand in front of a fan so your hair billows in the wind? you know you have at least thought about it,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"554dc0876368722f45143d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554dbea76368722f45623a00#post_554dbea76368722f45623a00\r\nI'm sure it will show up at a con sometime at a marvel panel, booth, etc.\r\n\r\nIf not, its pretty much a guarantee someone will ZBrush it and print it out.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"554dc15a636872704bff2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554dbf1e6368727cf1191800#post_554dbf1e6368727cf1191800\r\nMy hair is amazing when the wind is right","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554dc2586368722f45d03f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554dc15a636872704bff2100#post_554dc15a636872704bff2100\r\nYou should get a fiend to record you standing in front of a fan blowing your hair and then seductively talk about some random subject like, like math","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"554dcaa563687226bd310f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!theworstthingsforsale.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/diseases-caused-by-masturbation.jpg!\r\n\"Oh nooooooooooo\":www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00SXNYLEC/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B00SXNYLEC&linkCode=as2&tag=natdee-20&linkId=JDVRKWU7MS4S5I4G\r\n\r\n\"One of the physicians whom Tissot quotes claims, for example, that masturbation causes “young persons [to] assume the air and the diseases of the aged; they become pale, stupid, effeminate, idle, weak, and even void of understanding\"\r\n\r\nso wait\r\nMasturbation makes weak docile femboys? Hmmmm...","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554dcd0263687260e7a20800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554dcaa563687226bd310f00#post_554dcaa563687226bd310f00\r\nThat makes no sense.\r\nMasturbation should be making MEN.\r\n\r\nFemboys don't masturbate.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554dce296368727cf1582800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wait a second. Wut","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"554dcf6b636872704b1d3300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554dce296368727cf1582800#post_554dce296368727cf1582800\r\nWhat?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554dd0d2636872704b1e3500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554dcd0263687260e7a20800#post_554dcd0263687260e7a20800\r\n^but I masturbate all the time^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554dd12963687260e7370a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Seems that this Gilgamesh character in Fate/Stay is someone you either really love or hate.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"554dd5e8636872704b643d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554dd0d2636872704b1e3500#post_554dd0d2636872704b1e3500\r\nI think he means, fembois don't have permission to masturbate\r\nYou need to be punished~","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554dd7c4636872704b634000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554dd5e8636872704b643d00#post_554dd5e8636872704b643d00\r\nOh!\r\nThen I shall prepare the butt!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554dd9586368722739651500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554dd5e8636872704b643d00#post_554dd5e8636872704b643d00\r\nMy eye was not working properly for a short moment and read fembois as fembots.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"554dd9b363687226bdf41b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554dd9586368722739651500#post_554dd9586368722739651500\r\nThose are good too","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554dda016368723159bf0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554dd9b363687226bdf41b00#post_554dd9b363687226bdf41b00\r\nEeyup","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"554ddd596368727cf1963d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Sheesh i'm gone for 2 hours and the testosterone levels fall strait into Shane Carradine kind of manliness\r\n!http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_small/0/112/1140470-shane.jpg! ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"554dddae636872704bc84a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"oh yeah guys, me and PM are in a relationship\r\n\r\njust thought you all should know\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"554dde446368723159ea0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554dddae636872704bc84a00#post_554dddae636872704bc84a00\r\n-Not really shocking-\r\nCongrats!\r\n\r\nAre we invited to the wedding?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554ddebe63687226bdf42000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554dde446368723159ea0300#post_554dde446368723159ea0300\r\nyes i know its not shocking at all but i just wanted to say it","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"554ddef263687217e6ca3200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554ddebe63687226bdf42000#post_554ddebe63687226bdf42000\r\nNah man really though, it's great\r\n\r\nI love knowing people be happy together","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554de26f63687260e7791300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554dddae636872704bc84a00#post_554dddae636872704bc84a00\r\nWho's PM?\r\nWHO IS THIS PERSONAL MESSAGING?!\r\n*I'M NOT GOOD WITH ACRONYMS!*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554de28b6368720ae3010f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554de26f63687260e7791300#post_554de26f63687260e7791300\r\nParticle Mare","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}