time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6147.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5556d8e26368721509f90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556d87763687215098b0100#post_5556d87763687215098b0100\r\nYay! I'm second!\r\nThat means I'm better than everybody except one!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5556d9486368723be19f0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556d5a763687235dae10400#post_5556d5a763687235dae10400\r\nYou don't like Power Rangers?\r\n\r\n...I don't believe you're the real trashboat. You're an alien duplicate aren't you!? ","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5556d9916368723de9220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556d8e26368721509f90100#post_5556d8e26368721509f90100\r\nYus :D too is first","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5556d997636872390d860900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556d9486368723be19f0f00#post_5556d9486368723be19f0f00\r\n\r\nHe likes Sentai. Sentai doesn't equate Power Rangers despite both being Tokusatsu.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5556d9dc6368723be1881000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I hope my glasses get here tomorrow...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5556d9ee6368721509d10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556d78a636872390db80600#post_5556d78a636872390db80600\r\n\r\nYou're stuck here with us now.\r\n!http://z.mhcdn.net/store/manga/11912/014.0/compressed/sopm_014_023.jpg?v=11352783581!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5556da296368723be1fc1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/5/15/896708__safe_blushing_human_sketch_spitfire_anon_scrunchy+face_chest+fluff_artist-colon-nobody_behaving+like+a+bird.png!\r\n\r\nI am now asserting dominance.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5556da3263687207f6400000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556d997636872390d860900#post_5556d997636872390d860900\r\nThey seem pretty much the same.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5556da3d6368723be1151100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556d9ee6368721509d10200#post_5556d9ee6368721509d10200\r\n\r\n!http://www.wcvb.com/image/view/-/26545768/medRes/1/-/maxh/460/maxw/620/-/ghbosbz/-/Garden-Hose-still.jpg!\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556da3263687207f6400000#post_5556da3263687207f6400000\r\n\r\nYou just have to watch a couple episodes of a Sentai to realize it's a whole different world... Then again, this is Japan which is in itself a different dimension","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5556daeb636872390d660b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556d9dc6368723be1881000#post_5556d9dc6368723be1881000\r\nThat would be great.","author":"5535e61d63687231ffb50a00"},{"id":"5556daf56368723be11f1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Have I ever mentioned that I goddamn love you fuckers? Because I do.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5556db136368720cfcdd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556daf56368723be11f1200#post_5556daf56368723be11f1200\r\nNope.\r\nThat's the first to me.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5556db196368723de9af0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556daf56368723be11f1200#post_5556daf56368723be11f1200\r\nSame here","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5556db246368720cfcef0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556daf56368723be11f1200#post_5556daf56368723be11f1200\r\n\r\nWe adore you too Satan.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5556db496368725a74a90900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556daf56368723be11f1200#post_5556daf56368723be11f1200\r\n\r\nHooray. Lord Lucifer loves me!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5556db806368725a09781700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556db136368720cfcdd0000#post_5556db136368720cfcdd0000\r\nWell it probably has something to do with my brain being chemically altered right now, but seriously I really do enjoy the little community we've built up around here.\r\n\r\nI will of course deny all of this when I'm sober.\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556db196368723de9af0200#post_5556db196368723de9af0200\r\nYou're just motherfucking adorable man.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5556db866368725a74f40900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556db496368725a74a90900#post_5556db496368725a74a90900\r\n\r\nSatan-senpai noticed you","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5556dba56368725a74180a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556daf56368723be11f1200#post_5556daf56368723be11f1200\r\nGasmask. Dude. How drunk are you?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5556dbac636872390d770c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556db246368720cfcef0000#post_5556db246368720cfcef0000\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556db496368725a74a90900#post_5556db496368725a74a90900\r\nThe truth is I'm not actually Satan. I'm really a Cthulhu.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5556dbd76368720cfc800100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556dba56368725a74180a00#post_5556dba56368725a74180a00\r\nOn a scale of 1 to 10 I'm at the stage where I can't really feel my toes anymore.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5556dbef6368725a093c1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556db806368725a09781700#post_5556db806368725a09781700\r\nThanks man","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5556dbf0636872390dd40c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556db806368725a09781700#post_5556db806368725a09781700\r\nDammit, you're drunk.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5556dc0d6368723be1b81300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556dbd76368720cfc800100#post_5556dbd76368720cfc800100\r\nAaaaahh. Well okay then. Love you too you crazy bearded bastard.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5556dc0e6368723be1ba1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556dba56368725a74180a00#post_5556dba56368725a74180a00\r\n\r\nThat's his secret Squiggy. He's always drunk.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556dbac636872390d770c00#post_5556dbac636872390d770c00\r\n\r\n... But I already bought the goat and black candles. I even convinced \"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556db136368720cfcdd0000#post_5556db136368720cfcdd0000 to be sacrificed.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5556dc426368723de9e40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"As a random update to the weirdness here, I'm  currently naked ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}