time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6155.json

{"topics":[{"id":"555779a06368724829680d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557792263687269b2d20f00#post_5557792263687269b2d20f00\r\n\r\n...I wish my woods had a cafeteria.\r\n\r\nAnd you weren't, like, _naked,_ at least. Me and my partner were.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555779516368722957841600#post_555779516368722957841600\r\n\r\nIf I can't pull off woods, I don't think I can pull off a stage. :P","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"555779a963687248297a0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557791763687229570f1600#post_5557791763687229570f1600\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557792263687269b2d20f00#post_5557792263687269b2d20f00\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555779516368722957841600#post_555779516368722957841600\r\nNow you're just talking about sex advices.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555779d163687244098a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555779a06368724829680d00#post_555779a06368724829680d00\r\nNo. We were SUPER naked. And this was AT SCHOOL!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555779ee63687215852a1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555779d163687244098a0000#post_555779d163687244098a0000\r\n\r\n...maybe that is worse. Did you get caught?\r\n\r\n","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55577a536368726c9d470400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Not to mention that after the guy left, my boyfriend reverted to this weird childlike state and refused to let go of me when I was struggling back into my pants. Not a successful night for anyone involved.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Well, maybe for the dog.[/spoiler]","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55577a556368722957081800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wish I could have an embarrassing sex story","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55577a8363687259457f1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55577a556368722957081800#post_55577a556368722957081800\r\n\r\nYou say that now...","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55577aad6368726c9dd20400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555779d163687244098a0000#post_555779d163687244098a0000\r\n!http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/r2d/images/6/69/George-Takei-oh-my.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140823031959!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55577ac76368722957ba1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55577a556368722957081800#post_55577a556368722957081800\r\nI hope I never do.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55577acf63687269b26a1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It's weird, but I can't think of an embarrassing story in general","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55577adf6368726c9d1d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555779ee63687215852a1000#post_555779ee63687215852a1000\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555779d163687244098a0000#post_555779d163687244098a0000\r\n\r\n...maybe that is worse. Did you get caught?\r\n\r\n[/bq]\r\nNo. But he was giggling so hard he couldn't even get the condom on.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55577aea6368726c9d2b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55577acf63687269b26a1200#post_55577acf63687269b26a1200\r\n\r\nMaybe you're just very good at repressing stuff.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55577b756368721585b21200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55577adf6368726c9d1d0500#post_55577adf6368726c9d1d0500\r\n\r\nMy boyfriend was trying way too hard, saying shit like \"I'm gonna make sure you're safe from everyone, okay?\" This was ten seconds before the dog ran in.\r\n\r\nAnd I'm not joking when I say that about a minute after I struggled back into my clothes (he still needed his pants), three teenagers smoking the most powerful weed I have ever had the displeasure of smelling walked up right next to our \"hiding spot\". Make me safe, my ass.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55577b9463687219aa111200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555778906368722957101500#post_555778906368722957101500\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555778456368726c9d3c0100#post_555778456368726c9d3c0100\r\nFuck yes it is.\r\nI always say, when it comes to anal there is no such thing as \"too much lube.\"[/bq]\r\n\r\nSo what you're saying is\r\nBad:\r\n!img.pokemondb.net/artwork/onix.jpg!\r\n\r\nBetter:\r\n!cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/d/df/706Goodra.png/250px-706Goodra.png!\r\n\r\nPERFECT:\r\n!cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/7/7c/089Muk.png/250px-089Muk.png!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55577b9b6368726c9d6c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55577aea6368726c9d2b0500#post_55577aea6368726c9d2b0500\r\nOr maybe it happened when he was a baby. Does anyone remember what happens when they were a baby.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55577bbc6368722957401a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55577b756368721585b21200#post_55577b756368721585b21200\r\nHey at least he tried.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55577bd863687219aa941200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55577b9463687219aa111200#post_55577b9463687219aa111200\r\n*YES.*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55577bf16368721782a80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55577bbc6368722957401a00#post_55577bbc6368722957401a00\r\n\r\nI'll give him credit for that.\r\n\r\nHe really wasn't on his A-game that night. He subscribed to the entire \"the faster I hump the better it'll feel\" mindset.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55577bf26368721585961300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55577bbc6368722957401a00#post_55577bbc6368722957401a00\r\nHe really didn't.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55577c6063687217824d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55577bf16368721782a80000#post_55577bf16368721782a80000\r\nYeah that rarely works.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55577c7263687269b2451500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55577b9463687219aa111200#post_55577b9463687219aa111200\r\n\r\nI wonder if Goodra substance is bottled and sold for lube-usage in the Pokemon world. If vegan trainers riot and boycott the products for pokemon abuse.\r\n\r\n...I'm really thinking about it now.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55577c6063687217824d0100#post_55577c6063687217824d0100\r\n\r\nHe's usually really good about that type of thing. I don't know what happened.\r\n\r\nSo the long and short of it is - no more woods.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55577cd563687269b2d81500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55577c7263687269b2451500#post_55577c7263687269b2451500\r\nTrust me, I have spent way too much time thinking about the properties of goodra goo","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55577d0f6368721585791500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55577cd563687269b2d81500#post_55577cd563687269b2d81500\r\n\r\nProbably makes a really good silly putty. \r\n\r\n!http://kimandjason.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/silly-putty-630.jpg!","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55577d2b6368721585a61500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55577c7263687269b2451500#post_55577c7263687269b2451500\r\nYeah. Woods are a no go.\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55577cd563687269b2d81500#post_55577cd563687269b2d81500\r\nThere are very few pokemon I wouldn't screw.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55577d626368726c9d4e0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/292/0/5/silly_putty_by_chewy_meowth-d5ibj8l.png!\r\n\r\nForget about Goodra, what about this guy?\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I've read more daycare Ditto porn than I care to admit.[/spoiler]","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"}]}