time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6208.json

{"topics":[{"id":"555a75466368721005840600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a74d46368722e63572800#post_555a74d46368722e63572800\r\nHey bitchtits. Squiggy's not feeling too well today.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555a75b46368720ff2cc0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a75466368721005840600#post_555a75466368721005840600\r\nSorry about that\r\n\r\nAlso bitchtits got a good laugh out of me","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"555a75f36368722e63612a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a75b46368720ff2cc0700#post_555a75b46368720ff2cc0700\r\nI saw it from an image on the site and thought \"I bet Marc would get a chuckle.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555a761463687243796c2800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://33.media.tumblr.com/248168a8dd40cc600f8696488eb1eb96/tumblr_nhtruuk3le1scw7emo1_500.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"555a765d6368720fc8120900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Half Japanese, Half Russian\r\n[spoiler]!http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/15/12/28B465D400000578-0-image-a-5_1431690471644.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"555a769c636872101c160700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a765d6368720fc8120900#post_555a765d6368720fc8120900\r\nmeh whatever","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"555a773863687221cc030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a765d6368720fc8120900#post_555a765d6368720fc8120900\r\nI know who you're suppose to be referencing but Asuka is actually German. It's Jung Freud from Gunbuster that's of Russian decent.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555a77c66368723d83e80600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a765d6368720fc8120900#post_555a765d6368720fc8120900\r\nRassenschande!\r\n\r\n!http://static.ylilauta.org/files/ea/orig/xm59nap9/1386266808160.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"555a78026368720fc8430b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a773863687221cc030000#post_555a773863687221cc030000\r\n...What are you talking about?\r\nHas nothing to do with Asuka. ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"555a78116368724379ee2a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Gonna play DK 64","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"555a788d6368724a42940000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a78116368724379ee2a00#post_555a78116368724379ee2a00\r\nI love that game! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"555a78bd6368723d835f0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"<--\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-1KtPkERTY","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"555a79c16368723ad9870200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here, here, here we go,\r\nso they're finally here,\r\nperforming for you,\r\nif you know the words,\r\nyou can join in too,\r\n\r\nPut your hands together, if you want to clap,\r\nas we take you through, this monkey rap!\r\nHuh!!\r\nDK, Donkey Kong!!\r\nHe's the leader of the bunch, you know him well,\r\nhe's finally back to kick some tail,\r\nhis Coconut Gun can fire in spurts,\r\nif he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!\r\nhe's bigger, faster, and stronger too,\r\nhe's the first member of the DK crew!\r\n\r\nHuh!\r\nDK, Donkey Kong!\r\nDK, Donkey Kong is here!\r\nThis Kong's got style, so listen up dudes,\r\nshe can shrink in size, to suit her mood,\r\nshe's quick and nimble when she needs to be,\r\nshe can float through the air and climb up trees!\r\nif you choose her, you'll not choose wrong,\r\nwith a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!\r\nHuh!\r\nDK, Donkey Kong!\r\n\r\nHe has no style, he has no grace,\r\nthis Kong has a funny face,\r\nhe can handstand when he needs to,\r\nand stretch his arms out, just for you,\r\ninflate himself just like a balloon,\r\nthis crazy Kong just digs this tune!\r\nHuh!\r\nDK, Donkey Kong!\r\nDK, Donkey Kong is here!\r\nHe's back again and about time too,\r\nand this time he's in the mood,\r\nhe can fly real high with his jetpack on,\r\nwith his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!\r\nhe'll make you smile when he plays his tune,\r\nbut Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!\r\nHuh!\r\nDK, Donkey Kong!\r\nHuh!\r\n\r\nFinally, he's here for you,\r\nit's the last member of the DK crew!\r\nThis Kong's so strong, it isn't funny,\r\ncan make a Kremling cry out for mummy,\r\ncan pick up a boulder with relative ease,\r\nmakes crushing rocks seem such a breeze,\r\nhe may move slow, he can't jump high,\r\nbut this Kong's one hell* of a guy! *Replaced with \"heck\" in later versions of the song.\r\n\r\nHuh!\r\n\r\nC'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!\r\n\r\nW-w-w-walnuts, peanuts. pineapple smells,\r\nGrapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells!\r\nAhh yeah!!\r\nWalnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,\r\nGrapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells!\r\nAhh yeah!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"555a79d46368723d83d90900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a78bd6368723d835f0800#post_555a78bd6368723d835f0800\r\n\"You know what you got?\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrp815ctBiA","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555a79e46368720fe29f0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a79c16368723ad9870200#post_555a79c16368723ad9870200\r\n*EXPAND LYRICS*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"555a7a1d6368720fc88e0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a79e46368720fe29f0d00#post_555a79e46368720fe29f0d00\r\nI was rapping along\r\nI should try and memorize them","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"555a7a426368723ad9380300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a7a1d6368720fc88e0e00#post_555a7a1d6368720fc88e0e00\r\nDO IT!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"555a7b31636872101c680d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh my god, I forgot this game had voice acting ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"555a7b7b63687221ccea0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a79d46368723d83d90900#post_555a79d46368723d83d90900\r\n\r\n\"What?\":http://www.google.com.mx/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=video&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CCkQuAIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DIXSn1cPz9eg&ei=cHtaVZLfLoW3yQSd4YGYBQ&usg=AFQjCNHloe0lNbzE93YwULgHhaZL6Niptw&bvm=bv.93564037,d.aWw\r\n\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"555a815d6368725554690800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8493230592/h018879A5/!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"555a81cd6368725554180900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a815d6368725554690800#post_555a815d6368725554690800\r\nHe's not wrong.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555a81cd6368722bba810500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a815d6368725554690800#post_555a815d6368725554690800\r\nAll sins are fun. [spoiler]From lying to friends, gluttony, masturbating, etc.[/spoiler]","author":"53b52d3263687264ad300300"},{"id":"555a825b6368722bba190600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Bored again.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"555a82ed636872101c241900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555a825b6368722bba190600#post_555a825b6368722bba190600\r\ndo something then","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"555a83c66368725a81820a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wanna learn lots of languages, but feel too lazy, since I have too much free time after the school's final exam.","author":"53b52d3263687264ad300300"}]}