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{"topics":[{"id":"53ac99c863687273ce7e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac996e6368727478780600#post_53ac996e6368727478780600\r\nFair point.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ac9a75636872748e600600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"SQUIGGY, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ac9b116368720da01c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9a75636872748e600600#post_53ac9a75636872748e600600\r\n*sigh*\r\nWhat did you do THIS time?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ac9b586368720d38110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9b116368720da01c0000#post_53ac9b116368720da01c0000\r\nI tried to get ice cream.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ac9b966368720da02a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9b586368720d38110000#post_53ac9b586368720d38110000\r\nAhhh the preventative measures worked then. I told you. No ice cream until your homework was done.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ac9bca6368720d903c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9b966368720da02a0000#post_53ac9b966368720da02a0000\r\nBut there's no homework this week.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ac9bd16368720e0e350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9b116368720da01c0000#post_53ac9b116368720da01c0000\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9b586368720d38110000#post_53ac9b586368720d38110000\r\nSee? This is why I keep telling you not bring ice cream into the house. Its a dangerous as loaded guns on top of oily rags next to a working flamethrower.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53ac9c006368720dd6290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9bd16368720e0e350000#post_53ac9bd16368720e0e350000\r\nSorry dear.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ac9c7f6368720dd6430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also, my Lao-Shan Lung turned from red to ash-colored, and he's 10% larger. What happened to him?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ac9ce36368720e5b7e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9c7f6368720dd6430000#post_53ac9c7f6368720dd6430000\r\nWell honey, when boys get older a lot of really weird things happen to their bodies...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ac9d416368720e0ea30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9ce36368720e5b7e0000#post_53ac9ce36368720e5b7e0000\r\nI already went through puberty. The Lao-Shan Lung is my pet. \r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120808001158/monsterhunter/images/a/a9/AzureLaoShanLung.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ac9f406368720f7d080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9d416368720e0ea30000#post_53ac9d416368720e0ea30000\r\n\r\nProbably is angry","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53aca0056368720d09050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"The Galient World!\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2CiX6ArmsQ","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53aca0436368720e48750100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ac9f406368720f7d080100#post_53ac9f406368720f7d080100\r\nI also looked at his blood type. His blood type is different to my Lao. He's a different individual.\r\n\r\nSquiggy, what did you do with the other one?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53aca10f6368720d56a10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Since I have to go to work with dad any moment now, This will be the last one for tonight\r\n\r\n\"Fang of the Sun Dougram\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u79TyE9XYUA","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53aca4c46368721062010300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When I was 12, I asked another kid of the same age in my class a rhetorical question about what would happen when the Sun expanded to 250 times its original size (I was obsessed with the Sun becoming a red giant at the time).\r\n\r\nHe replied with \"nuclear explosion\". \r\n\r\nAlmost everyone else my age (who I know) is a fucking idiot when it comes to science.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53acb0016368720d27670600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53aca4c46368721062010300#post_53aca4c46368721062010300\r\nActually you'd be surprised at how intelligent children can be when they're given the chance.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53acb0376368720cec870600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acb0016368720d27670600#post_53acb0016368720d27670600\r\n\r\nSometimes, they are so intelligent that scares...","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53acb32d6368725613cb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acb0376368720cec870600#post_53acb0376368720cec870600\r\nI don't think it's scary at all. I think it's wonderful! It's amazing how kids think and come up with solutions to problems. All they really need is a bit of encouragement.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53acb6dc6368722b51850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"After looking at so much porn, especially femdom porn and fantasies, a quest in _Monster Hunter Freedom Unite_ titled \"Deny the Silver Rathalos\" suddenly sounds dirty.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53acb9cc63687233a4ef0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mefya3F7O31qmh94to6_1280.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mefya3F7O31qmh94to1_1280.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mefya3F7O31qmh94to2_1280.png!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mefya3F7O31qmh94to3_500.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mefya3F7O31qmh94to4_1280.png!\r\nThis is my fav ^\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mefya3F7O31qmh94to5_1280.png!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mefya3F7O31qmh94to7_1280.png!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mefya3F7O31qmh94to8_500.png!\r\n^The description says \"Polnareff would be a judge also because reff is in his name\"\r\n\r\n\"Link to post\":http://millionfish.tumblr.com/post/37097227187/i-remember-an-a-non-saying-how-fun-a-jojo-go-kart","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53acb9d563687229b9fe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"God every time I see a trailer for that Michael Bay Ninja Turtles movie I seem to get more and more pissed off.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53acba2963687229f6f70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acb9d563687229b9fe0000#post_53acb9d563687229b9fe0000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]God every time I see a trailer for that Michael Bay Ninja Turtles movie I seem to get more and more pissed off.[/bq]\r\nJust wait until he makes the evangelion movie.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53acba9163687233a4070100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acba2963687229f6f70000#post_53acba2963687229f6f70000\r\nI love Eva but it's not as important to me as the turtles are. I watched more Ninja Turtles as a child than I probably should have. And as much as I love them I'm REALLY hoping this movie is a flop.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53acbab36368722a93440100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acb9d563687229b9fe0000#post_53acb9d563687229b9fe0000\r\nTell me about it, That shit looks bad and the movie isn't even out yet!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acba2963687229f6f70000#post_53acba2963687229f6f70000\r\nHopefully that disaster doesn't _*CAUSE THE THIRD IMPACT!*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}