time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6559.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556c856e6368722917290a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556c847563687250da9c0d00#post_556c847563687250da9c0d00\r\nooo mama, better tell him/her about Gay Marriage being legal.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"556c857b63687276ea4d2200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556c83666368726d8a1d3e00#post_556c83666368726d8a1d3e00\r\nGoatse emulator","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"556c861163687250da181100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556c856e6368722917290a00#post_556c856e6368722917290a00\r\nAnd here's where it gets beautiful. She doesn't know about my proclivities and her kids ADORE me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556c86b36368727947542100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556c861163687250da181100#post_556c861163687250da181100\r\nPffft","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556c876e63687279471c2300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556c861163687250da181100#post_556c861163687250da181100\r\nAren't you afraid the kids will catch the gay? That shit's contagious ","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"556c87f96368723d00040800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556c876e63687279471c2300#post_556c876e63687279471c2300\r\nNo. You can't be gay that way. It's been scientifically proven.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"556c888963687279478a2500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556c87f96368723d00040800#post_556c87f96368723d00040800\r\nScience is a conspiracy to sell you stuff and poison the environment and your morals","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"556c894e6368726335690800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556c7a776368723143994e00#post_556c7a776368723143994e00\r\nProbably both","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"556c89b16368727947f62700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556c888963687279478a2500#post_556c888963687279478a2500\r\nNo it's not. It's SCIENCE!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"556c8a436368722eca8a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556c89b16368727947f62700#post_556c89b16368727947f62700\r\nIt's a conspiracy. Mark my words. It's probably the jews or something corrupting the youth","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"556c90c8636872351af80b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I just learned that \"second breakfast is an ACTUAL thing.\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_breakfast","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556c917d6368727947293c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556c90c8636872351af80b00#post_556c90c8636872351af80b00\r\nOf all the weird shit in yurop, that's the one that surprises you?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"556c91da636872351a200e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556c917d6368727947293c00#post_556c917d6368727947293c00\r\nI thought second breakfast was strictly a Hobbit thing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556c921c636872342dc10f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556c91da636872351a200e00#post_556c91da636872351a200e00\r\nAren't Bavarians basically hobbits?\r\n\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"556c924b636872015a0e0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556c921c636872342dc10f00#post_556c921c636872342dc10f00\r\nNo.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556c92a9636872015aed0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556c924b636872015a0e0b00#post_556c924b636872015a0e0b00\r\nAre you sure?\r\n!http://easyhiker.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/from-thelocal.de_.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"556c946d6368720eb1290100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556c861163687250da181100#post_556c861163687250da181100\r\nAre you gotta tell her you're gay? You should.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"556c94c0636872351aa11500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556c946d6368720eb1290100#post_556c946d6368720eb1290100\r\nNo. She may be a bad person but she pays my grandma to watch her kids. I respect grandma more than I hate douchebags.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556c95126368727173090400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556c94c0636872351aa11500#post_556c94c0636872351aa11500\r\nAlright, but she's probably gotta find out sooner or later.\r\n_Probably._","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"556c9ad76368723ea9870a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@HUMANS WHO HATES FREEDOM PLANET MUST BE ERADICATED!@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"556c9af3636872627a2d0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hihi","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556c9bc66368720eb1c61000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556c9af3636872627a2d0800#post_556c9af3636872627a2d0800\r\n@GREETINGS HIPPIE-LOOKING HUMAN WITH BLONDE HAIR@\r\n","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"556c9bd3636872627ad60900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"IT'S HERE!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0F-1dMBEGY ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"556c9d21636872351afc2a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@SPLATOON NEEDS HATS AND CONGA@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"556c9d5a6368727173001700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556c9d21636872351afc2a00#post_556c9d21636872351afc2a00\r\nNo it doesn't it has hats.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"}]}