time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6696.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55738af46368720cc6000bd7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So apparently Disney has already fucked up Star Wars before the new movie even came out.  Apparently what they did is they gave Han Solo a wife; the reason why this is fucked up is that makes him a adulterous asshole.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55738b8163687232040002ae","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Blissey linked to this in the fetish thread; Mature topics\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4\r\nIt's sciency and talks about modern human sexuality.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55738baa6368720cc6000d23","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557389ef63687256ef0003a7#post_557389ef63687256ef0003a7\r\nShooting games can be pretty strange at first, just takes time!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55738bcb6368720cc6000d67","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55738af46368720cc6000bd7#post_55738af46368720cc6000bd7\r\nI'm going to assume she gonna die tragically.\r\n\r\nAlso wasn't he supposed be a kinda slimy bounty hunter to bwegin with? Seems being adulterous would be fitting.\r\n\r\n\r\nNot a star wars fan so I'm not on the up and up on Han solo.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55738bf2636872225e0012b6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55738af46368720cc6000bd7#post_55738af46368720cc6000bd7\r\nhow dare they not portray a picture perfect character in a modern movie","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55738bf9636872555100080f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55738af46368720cc6000bd7#post_55738af46368720cc6000bd7\r\nAnd Remember, this is one of the things that has replaced 50 years of branching multiverses and made them none cannon. :/ ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55738dd56368724f9e000305","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey guys, have a dick.\r\n[spoiler]!http://media2.s-nbcnews.com/i/streams/2013/December/131213/2D9979371-ss-130122-Dick-Van-Dyke-tease.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55738e076368724f9e00033e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55738b8163687232040002ae#post_55738b8163687232040002ae\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"Blissey linked to this in the fetish thread; Mature topics\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4\r\nIt's sciency and talks about modern human sexuality.[/bq]\r\nIn case nobody paid attention to what Blissey posted in the other thread, basically the #1 thing heterosexual males are interested in is shemale porn; women are interested in Edward Cullen.\r\n\r\nObviously not all men and not all women are interested in that sort of things, but basically more men online find shemales to be more sexually attractive than big breasts or such.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55738e0d6368720cc60010fc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55738dd56368724f9e000305#post_55738dd56368724f9e000305\r\nWhat a big dick! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55738e346368724e9a00041d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55738e076368724f9e00033e#post_55738e076368724f9e00033e\r\nThat's weird yet believable at the exact same time.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55738e416368724f9e00037a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55738dd56368724f9e000305#post_55738dd56368724f9e000305\r\nno thx, i already have enough dick to go around","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55738e746368725551000bd4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55738e076368724f9e00033e#post_55738e076368724f9e00033e\r\nHuh. Well that explains a bit.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55738e996368723204000649","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55738e0d6368720cc60010fc#post_55738e0d6368720cc60010fc\r\n-Do you even know who that is.-\r\n\r\n\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55738e416368724f9e00037a#post_55738e416368724f9e00037a\r\nAccept the Dick.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55738f0e6368724e9a0004ff","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55738e076368724f9e00033e#post_55738e076368724f9e00033e\r\nFictional characters don't count, right?","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"55738f976368725551000dbd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55738e346368724e9a00041d#post_55738e346368724e9a00041d\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55738e746368725551000bd4#post_55738e746368725551000bd4\r\nCorrection:\r\nHeterosexual males top sexual interests in general:\r\n1)Breasts\r\n2)Shemale\r\nAnd then everything else.\r\n\r\nSorry guys who are interested in butts or legs, shemale porn is more popular.  That's pretty interesting that behind breasts shemale porn is the top most popular thing.\r\n\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55738f0e6368724e9a0004ff#post_55738f0e6368724e9a0004ff\r\nFictional characters count as well cause it falls into human sexuality.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55738fbd6368724f9e0004f3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55738f976368725551000dbd#post_55738f976368725551000dbd\r\nPeople are weird.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5573901c6368723204000843","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/ed3e8dc9439d1c97fd00a9dd544e21f7/tumblr_npi689bBr61qmaqyzo2_500.jpg!\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/ab7597455f0b41e4f97e0f211d67c89a/tumblr_npi689bBr61qmaqyzo3_500.jpg!!https://36.media.tumblr.com/997b5e7b51540bb1b1f90b6a05f1a1a3/tumblr_npi689bBr61qmaqyzo4_500.jpg!!https://40.media.tumblr.com/b2549ffd696396a7df8f5777dff31d8b/tumblr_npi689bBr61qmaqyzo5_500.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55739041636872320400087d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay so honest question: do I ever come off as a creep to you guys? \r\nI feel like I'm being creepy sometimes\r\n\r\n^especially when I'm being genuine and sharing my feelings^\r\n\r\n^~like this~^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5573904e6368725551000ef0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55738e996368723204000649#post_55738e996368723204000649\r\nyou'll take this 15 and a half inch john holmes sausage before i take that dick","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5573907f6368725f0a000101","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55739041636872320400087d#post_55739041636872320400087d\r\nCreep.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"557390906368721e8100030b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55739041636872320400087d#post_55739041636872320400087d\r\nAbsolutely never\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso I reaches best part of Twilight Princess ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"557390c6636872225e001b58","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55738f976368725551000dbd#post_55738f976368725551000dbd\r\n\r\nNot a fan of 2.\r\n\r\nWh-what does that make me!?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55739041636872320400087d#post_55739041636872320400087d\r\nNope!\r\n\r\nIf that makes you a creep then we are all creeps.\r\n\r\n...which might be true. Ah well!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"557390cb6368723204000926","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573904e6368725551000ef0#post_5573904e6368725551000ef0\r\n!http://media2.s-nbcnews.com/i/streams/2013/December/131213/2D9979371-ss-130122-Dick-Van-Dyke-tease.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"557390d46368725551000ffb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573907f6368725f0a000101#post_5573907f6368725f0a000101\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557390906368721e8100030b#post_557390906368721e8100030b\r\n<3\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"557390de636872555100101b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55739041636872320400087d#post_55739041636872320400087d\r\n!http://www.charbase.com/images/glyph/957!","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"}]}