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{"topics":[{"id":"55812b7a63687257d2000ff2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just Cause 3 looks amazing. I hope the gunplay and driving is better than 2.","author":"5307a92d6368722c6c0d0100"},{"id":"55812be063687257d200107e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558124fe636872757b00047b#post_558124fe636872757b00047b\r\nSF Giants they know how to celebrate stuff like that.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5581469f63687214c6001e7a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Evening","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"558146b46368723d4e005a86","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"its 5 am go to bed","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558147426368724d1c0001d1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558146b46368723d4e005a86#post_558146b46368723d4e005a86\r\nI am the bed","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"558148df6368723d4e005f5a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[Loading Image Preview]","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55814a3063687214c60024b2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I had a insanely interesting dream:\r\n\r\nThe dream was that I was some sort of brilliant AI programmer working on a biomechatronic android, basically a living android, but cause in the dream the program to develop living androids drew such criticism from so many people a massive terrorist attack was carried out (like nuke to the face levels of \"oh shit\" watching the entire complex just get blown up and such) but cause the procedure to create the android was already starting it grafted onto me and in the dream made me 100% android and 100% human at the same time.  The thing is though that in the dream cause shit hit the fan so hard at a military complex the android part was stuck in permanent defense mode; I was still me and all that, but the second anybody tried to take something off to examine it would trigger a defensive reaction cause when it happened the android part registered a massive terrorist attack so it constantly thought there was a terrorist attack underhand 24/7, but cause it was me cause personality wise I would never kill someone ever under any circumstance I would black out and wake up with the mechanic having his arms and legs broken twenty different ways but nothing severe at all.  What was eventually devised was sort of a medical coma in which I would relive the events leading up to that so that I would dream the information so they could salvage the project while it working as a sort of mental therapy at the same time.\r\n\r\n\r\nSide note: yes I have strange dreams.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55814ace63687242dd0005c5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55814a3063687214c60024b2#post_55814a3063687214c60024b2\r\nThat's one interesting dream.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55814bff6368723d4900017f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55814a3063687214c60024b2#post_55814a3063687214c60024b2\r\nWhy does everybody else get the best dreams, and not me :C","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55814c1f63687214c60028a7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This is strange.  Derpi is the only site that I can access right now.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"558157696368723d49000c86","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I failed the controlled driving test but hey, at least I passed the on-road driving test.\r\n\r\nNow I just have to wait for a month to retake the first test.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"558157ca6368724065002098","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55814c1f63687214c60028a7#post_55814c1f63687214c60028a7\r\n_Derpi calls for you..._","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5581593b636872406500247e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558157696368723d49000c86#post_558157696368723d49000c86\r\nAw, sorry man.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55816614636872199c000046","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static.naamapalmu.com/files/fv/medium/eqtiv8v6.gif!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55817df3636872696f000c9b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55816614636872199c000046#post_55816614636872199c000046\r\n_Those shifty eyes_","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55818c926368727290000cd0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I need dis\r\n!http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0111/7512/products/Transistor_USB_02_1_1024x1024.png?v=1427839146!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55819043636872724d000ea1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I feel surprisingly better than I thought I would today.\r\n\r\n^~maybe I should eat a whole pizza in one sitting more often~^\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55818c926368727290000cd0#post_55818c926368727290000cd0\r\nshit\r\n\r\nshiiiit\r\n\r\nI didn't know that was a thing.","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558191af6368720b810006d6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55819043636872724d000ea1#post_55819043636872724d000ea1\r\n\"You can buy it here if you want\":http://store.supergiantgames.com/products/transistor-usb-drive","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"558191e2636872724d000fe1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55816614636872199c000046#post_55816614636872199c000046\r\n\"Well, fuck you man. I'm the robot so I make the rules.\"","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"558192c26368722894001588","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558191af6368720b810006d6#post_558191af6368720b810006d6\r\n^~keeping that in mind~^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5581961a63687269c70009eb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558192c26368722894001588#post_558192c26368722894001588\r\n[spoiler]Get hype for Crossdressing Cloud![/spoiler]\r\n\r\nGood morning!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558196ad636872551e000089","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5581961a63687269c70009eb#post_5581961a63687269c70009eb\r\nyiss\r\n\r\nalso shit it is the morning\r\nthis is weird","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558196e263687269c7000a55","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5581961a63687269c70009eb#post_5581961a63687269c70009eb\r\nY'know as much as I love the ides if Cloud in a dress, my biggest desire is to see one of my first video game husbandos in glorious HD.\r\n[spoiler]!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110227161513/finalfantasy/images/d/df/Vincent-FFVIIArt.png![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558197916368726d15000ac4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5581961a63687269c70009eb#post_5581961a63687269c70009eb\r\nMorning.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5581979a6368721f0a000d76","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558196ad636872551e000089#post_558196ad636872551e000089\r\nWelcome to the morning crowd!\r\n\r\nWe have breakfast and it also will keep you safe from Woolie!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558196e263687269c7000a55#post_558196e263687269c7000a55\r\nVincent is bloody cool.\r\n\r\nI even have a copy of dirge of Cerberus! Never beat the game though. Shits hard. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}