time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7008.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5588646263687210f9000010","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558862fc6368724eb100189f#post_558862fc6368724eb100189f\r\nIt's like a curse dude.\r\nYou can't taste the good flavors of chocolate!\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5588651863687211160000a3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Cocks gun*\r\n\r\nWho's hating on chocolate?!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"558865426368721039000181","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588651863687211160000a3#post_5588651863687211160000a3\r\nToo_Offensive is\r\n\r\nBurn him","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5588659c6368721082000193","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And here's your daily dose of stupidity:\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/981/092/0fe.jpg!\r\n\r\nYes this is a real article. . and yes it does actually say that women only exist to satisfy men's sexual needs.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5588659e63687210f900010d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This one girl I used to baby-sit hated chocolate in any form it took.\r\n\r\n\r\nNo I didn't burn her for witchcraft.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558865c96368721116000116","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588651863687211160000a3#post_5588651863687211160000a3\r\nBUT AH CANT HELP IT\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588646263687210f9000010#post_5588646263687210f9000010\r\nI can it's just that the bitter overlaps it","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558865d963687210d7000189","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588659c6368721082000193#post_5588659c6368721082000193\r\n*SHUT THE FUCK ABOUT MIKU YOU BLATANTLY CLICKBAIT PANDERING FUCKS!!!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55886615636872106b00024d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588659c6368721082000193#post_5588659c6368721082000193\r\nAw yiss female robots\r\n\r\nNow we can exterminate all women and the patriarchy will be complete","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55886641636872106b000292","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588659c6368721082000193#post_5588659c6368721082000193\r\nCan we stop with the bad news already.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5588664263687210d7000204","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why is today apparently \"Piss off Squiggy\" day?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558866456368723f63000053","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558865c96368721116000116#post_558865c96368721116000116\r\n\r\n\r\n!https://media4.giphy.com/media/2mjvhtIi5e0AE/200.gif!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5588665d6368723f6300006b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588664263687210d7000204#post_5588664263687210d7000204\r\nIts also starting to turn into \"Make Pegasus even more sick\" day. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55886695636872106b000310","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588664263687210d7000204#post_5588664263687210d7000204\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588665d6368723f6300006b#post_5588665d6368723f6300006b\r\n\r\nBecause you voted for Obama to run a second period","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5588669b6368723f6e00007f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588665d6368723f6300006b#post_5588665d6368723f6300006b\r\nYou go lay down bro. Your health is more important than my rage.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5588669d6368723f6e000081","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558862fc6368724eb100189f#post_558862fc6368724eb100189f\r\nYo Taste buds be lying to ya. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558866b163687250cd000019","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588659c6368721082000193#post_5588659c6368721082000193\r\nUc9 stop killing our neurons.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"558866dd6368723f630000d2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558866456368723f63000053#post_558866456368723f63000053\r\nI'm not as fat as a Death Star!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n~^yet^~","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558866fa6368723f6e0000bf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/44fcc8f04a2b3839b765cf90bae22b24/tumblr_mi558n7HKW1rdqxgto1_540.jpg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"558866fc6368723f6e0000c1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588669b6368723f6e00007f#post_5588669b6368723f6e00007f\r\nI've been laying down most of all day. Its really terrible. I haven't been this sick in some time. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558867616368723f6e000119","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558865d963687210d7000189#post_558865d963687210d7000189\r\nHere's my personal opinion on why people complain about this shit:\r\nCause if androids exist then that's a real threat to assholes' chances of reproduction.\r\n\r\nRight now one of the biggest changes going on in the usa is that people abortions, divorces and people marrying out of wedlock are going down because people are waiting till they're older to marry and have kids.\r\n\r\nThat's why you see assholes trying to convince others that they don't \"need\" a condom or birth control, cause they want to get pregnant/get someone pregnant for pressure the person into marrying them out of wedlock.\r\n\r\n\r\nMy guess is that when we do develop androids birth rates and that will eventually level out, but the biggest effect it will have is that it will push the dirtbags of society out of the genepool in only a generation.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; if marrying out of wedlock becomes unheard of then chances are the shitbags of the world will be pushed completely out of the genepool in only a generation.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5588676963687211160002ef","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558866dd6368723f630000d2#post_558866dd6368723f630000d2\r\n\r\nBecome one so my sloth analogy isn't wasted. That means eating chocolate\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558866fa6368723f6e0000bf#post_558866fa6368723f6e0000bf\r\n\r\nI love when elves talk dirty","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5588678e636872106b00044e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588659c6368721082000193#post_5588659c6368721082000193\r\nAnd I'm assuming that the idiot who wrote that article doesn't know about the numerous MALE Vocaloids.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55886803636872108200049d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588678e636872106b00044e#post_5588678e636872106b00044e\r\nMen are just walking dildos anyway","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5588681563687211160003d1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588678e636872106b00044e#post_5588678e636872106b00044e\r\nIt's Kotaku; they don't know shit about anything.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5588682563687211160003e3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588659c6368721082000193#post_5588659c6368721082000193\r\nYeeeeah, I think we need some more positive subject matter at the moment. Any cool science shit happen recently?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558866fc6368723f6e0000c1#post_558866fc6368723f6e0000c1\r\nKeep yo ass hydrated ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}