time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7059.json

{"topics":[{"id":"558b77196368722c6d000400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Don't worry.\r\nWe humans are supreme on the food web.\r\n!https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3577/3650743091_2da9a888d2.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"558b77486368725fc10001be","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I feel old now.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"558b77836368722c6d0004bd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b77486368725fc10001be#post_558b77486368725fc10001be\r\n\r\nI'm 26 and gasmask is 30+. Imagine how we feel","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"558b779c636872605600022d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b77836368722c6d0004bd#post_558b77836368722c6d0004bd\r\nDude, I'm 27.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"558b77b46368726056000252","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b77196368722c6d000400#post_558b77196368722c6d000400\r\nUntil we design indominus Rex.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"558b78226368726056000309","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b77836368722c6d0004bd#post_558b77836368722c6d0004bd\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b77486368725fc10001be#post_558b77486368725fc10001be\r\nand gasmask is *30+*[/bq]\r\nJESUS!\r\n\r\nHe's old enough that if he had kids as a teen he could be my father.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"558b787663687213280001e2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b779c636872605600022d#post_558b779c636872605600022d\r\n\r\nBullshit!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"558b78926368722025001592","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"lol you guys are ancient","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558b78c76368721b7500170c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b78226368726056000309#post_558b78226368726056000309\r\nThere are people who are 30+ on this site.\r\nBryon\r\nDanielTepeKraus\r\na few others.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"558b78fa6368726056000478","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b779c636872605600022d#post_558b779c636872605600022d\r\nThe gray hairs say otherwise.\r\n\r\nI'm just fucking with you.  I'm 25.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"558b791f6368722c6d00079a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b78c76368721b7500170c#post_558b78c76368721b7500170c\r\nThe most oldest I have met here was 60.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"558b79236368725d22004ca7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b78c76368721b7500170c#post_558b78c76368721b7500170c\r\n They're looking at us and going \" them young whippersnappers today...\"","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"558b794163687220250016d0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b791f6368722c6d00079a#post_558b791f6368722c6d00079a\r\nWe have a 60 year old dude on here!?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"558b796c6368721b7500182d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b787663687213280001e2#post_558b787663687213280001e2\r\nSeriously dude, I'll be 28 at the tail end of august.\r\n\r\nGranted, I was in the Army, and that time basically works like dog years.\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b78fa6368726056000478#post_558b78fa6368726056000478\r\nThat would require me to have hair. I'm bald as fuck.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"558b796d6368722025001736","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b78926368722025001592#post_558b78926368722025001592\r\n\r\nI'm just a quarter of a century old, don't know what you're talking about\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b796c6368721b7500182d#post_558b796c6368721b7500182d\r\n\r\nIs it true that the US Army is basically \"Go there and wait!\"?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"558b79ad63687248480000e8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b794163687220250016d0#post_558b794163687220250016d0\r\nI hope so.\r\nThat would be awesome.\r\nEverybody knows that old people are cool.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"558b79e56368721328000419","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b796c6368721b7500182d#post_558b796c6368721b7500182d\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140728012651/spongebob/images/c/cf/Baldmeme.gif!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"558b7a1863687264ac00003c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Haha\r\nI'm still young and sexy","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558b7a566368721b750019dd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7a1863687264ac00003c#post_558b7a1863687264ac00003c\r\nSame\r\n\r\n\r\nWell \r\nYoung","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558b7a6d63687264ac0000c3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b79ad63687248480000e8#post_558b79ad63687248480000e8\r\nB-but the 90s taught me old people are ooooold and unhip.\r\n\r\nI mean...what have they contributed besides wisdom, internet, jobs, the homes we grew up in, etc?\r\n\r\nHarumph!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"558b7aaa6368726a010000b1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If Japan has taught us anything, is that the older you get, the more badass and muscled you become","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"558b7ac36368726d4d0000c2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b78926368722025001592#post_558b78926368722025001592\r\nI have 20...\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b794163687220250016d0#post_558b794163687220250016d0\r\n[bq=\"Princess♠Molestia\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b791f6368722c6d00079a#post_558b791f6368722c6d00079a\r\nWe have a 60 year old dude on here!?[/bq]\r\nWe had... He haven't posted in months.\r\nWhen he started posting here, he said he was 59, but in two days he will turn 60.\r\nHe is well know for making long wall of texts in every post and he have a disability, but dunno what is. And is married.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"558b7b0c6368721b75001b67","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7aaa6368726a010000b1#post_558b7aaa6368726a010000b1\r\nMad max has taught us you turn into Tom Hardy when you get old.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"558b7b0d6368721b75001b6e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7a1863687264ac00003c#post_558b7a1863687264ac00003c\r\nHippies are not sexy","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"558b7b236368726d4d00016a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558b7a6d63687264ac0000c3#post_558b7a6d63687264ac0000c3\r\nThey have stories, man.\r\nSTORIES!\r\n\r\nIt's like reading a well-written novel without the reading part!\r\nAnd it's better than Fifty Shades of Grey!\r\n\r\nThey also have relics!\r\nLook at those stuff from the ages!\r\nA TYPEWRITER!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"}]}