time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7155.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5591fc466368726942000f59","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591fbef6368726942000ea9#post_5591fbef6368726942000ea9\r\nYou're _frozen_ liquor.\r\nThat's completely different.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5591fc6c636872692000136d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591fa916368726942000c6c#post_5591fa916368726942000c6c\r\nDisgusting ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5591fc736368724a3b00031a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591fc466368726942000f59#post_5591fc466368726942000f59\r\nExactly","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5591fc7f6368726942000fad","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Donkey!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5591fcd26368726968000ca4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591fc7f6368726942000fad#post_5591fc7f6368726942000fad\r\n!http://img.morphthing.com/i/27341/2/0/76bac43b/Shrek.jpeg!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5591fcd8636872692000143b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591fc6c636872692000136d#post_5591fc6c636872692000136d\r\nHe is probably trying to summon someone who is into that.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5591fce1636872692000144d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591fc7f6368726942000fad#post_5591fc7f6368726942000fad\r\nSpongebob!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5591fd0063687273b3000796","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591fcd26368726968000ca4#post_5591fcd26368726968000ca4\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591fce1636872692000144d#post_5591fce1636872692000144d\r\n\r\nFonzy","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5591fd4763687269420010fd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Tangerine? \r\nI use to have the nickname Tater Tots.\r\nUnno why I never really liked those things ","author":"54af708b63687249cb6c0100"},{"id":"5591fdcd63687218b500067f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Peregrine\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591fd4763687269420010fd#post_5591fd4763687269420010fd\r\nTangerine is a word play for your username.\r\nToo bad mine is incomprehensible.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5591fdf2636872693400149a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591fdcd63687218b500067f#post_5591fdcd63687218b500067f\r\n\r\nI read it perfectly ALT F4","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5591fe2a6368724a3b0004a4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591fdf2636872693400149a#post_5591fdf2636872693400149a\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591fdcd63687218b500067f#post_5591fdcd63687218b500067f\r\n\r\nI read it perfectly ALT F4[/bq]\r\nDon't forget kids: use ALT F4 for god mode in games.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5591fe9e6368726934001624","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591fdf2636872693400149a#post_5591fdf2636872693400149a\r\nNice try.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5591feaa63687273b30009f8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591fe2a6368724a3b0004a4#post_5591fe2a6368724a3b0004a4\r\nIt made my keyboard explode.  Did I do something wrong?","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5591feb96368724a3b000534","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591fe9e6368726934001624#post_5591fe9e6368726934001624\r\nI always read DJ.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"5591ff0f63687273b3000a8b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591fe2a6368724a3b0004a4#post_5591fe2a6368724a3b0004a4\r\n\r\nSame as that key with the \"Esc\" on it.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591fe9e6368726934001624#post_5591fe9e6368726934001624\r\n\r\nSorry qwerty, I'll do it better next time","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5591ffe6636872696800116e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm gonna start watching Steven Universe","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5592000663687269340018b8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I already named everyone.\r\n\r\n\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591feb96368724a3b000534#post_5591feb96368724a3b000534\r\nExcept you.\r\nI shall call you \"Negative Eight Degrees Fahrenheit\".","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5592004a6368726968001202","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5592000663687269340018b8#post_5592000663687269340018b8\r\nWho am I?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5592007963687273b3000c6d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5592004a6368726968001202#post_5592004a6368726968001202\r\nDead to me.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5592007c63687218b50009d6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5592004a6368726968001202#post_5592004a6368726968001202\r\nCorpses can't talk","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"559200c263687273b3000ccb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You're all \"that guy\" for me","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5592016663687273b3000daa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559200c263687273b3000ccb#post_559200c263687273b3000ccb\r\nWhat about me ","author":"54af708b63687249cb6c0100"},{"id":"559201a663687218b5000b1d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"So some people living next to the largest rail yard in Kansas City, KS are suddenly whining about exhaust fumes from idling locomotives.\":http://www.kansascity.com/living/health-fitness/article25735729.html \r\n\r\nHere's a quote from the article:\r\n\r\nThey’re asking BNSF to install an air monitoring system around the yard and develop a plan for keeping the diesel emissions from traveling beyond the yard’s fence line.\r\n\r\n_develop a plan for keeping the diesel emissions from traveling beyond the yard’s fence line._\r\n\r\n. . . .\r\n\r\n!http://i437.photobucket.com/albums/qq100/lonewolf3878/savemefromidiots_zpsyx676wyz.jpg!\r\n\r\nYeah the freakin' railroad can tell the wind to stop blowing.","author":"54bf143363687263786f0b00"},{"id":"559201cd63687273b3000e3a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Peregrine\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5592016663687273b3000daa#post_5592016663687273b3000daa\r\n\r\n\"Blue canadian\"","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}