time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7255.json

{"topics":[{"id":"559756ab63687224b200031d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597562d6368721879000b60#post_5597562d6368721879000b60\r\nnice","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5597573963687267fd0006b4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559756ab63687224b200031d#post_559756ab63687224b200031d\r\nThe \"You break it, You buy it\" logic doesn't apply to her, so if she break one of your stuffs, she'll say that you have to buy it.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5597578e6368723597001cac","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597573963687267fd0006b4#post_5597573963687267fd0006b4\r\nI'll shoot her in GTA \r\n\r\nBut burn her in real life","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"559758db6368721879000f9f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think I just stumbled across the Yo-kai watch Porn parody.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55975928636872187900101c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597573963687267fd0006b4#post_5597573963687267fd0006b4\r\nthats how i like em man","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5597592a63687224b20004b3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597578e6368723597001cac#post_5597578e6368723597001cac\r\nYep.\r\nShe even said that the characters in the Online Customizer are all ugly :/","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5597596263687267fd0008a7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55975928636872187900101c#post_55975928636872187900101c\r\nShe got a boyfriend.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559759686368721bcf00065a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"she'd be right though\r\n\r\nthey all have small tits too\r\n\r\nshe also lives like ten thousand and fuck miles away from me","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55975a6463687225e7002ed7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*HAPPY FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY AMERICA!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55975ac463687225e7002f83","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm gonna go see Terminator Mega Drive in a bit","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55975b206368724cd4000c9f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55975a6463687225e7002ed7#post_55975a6463687225e7002ed7\r\nin order to be contrarian, the British were in the right","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"55975b286368724cd4000ca7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55975ac463687225e7002f83#post_55975ac463687225e7002f83\r\nI get it!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55975b8c63687267fd000a88","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55975b286368724cd4000ca7#post_55975b286368724cd4000ca7\r\nBabe, it's America Day\r\nHere's the proper response\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://38.media.tumblr.com/8db2fe0a6f84ff128157a2b615f519bf/tumblr_inline_nenq4hMoQA1sb080b.gif![/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55975ba5636872359700234e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just found out that you can post gifs in that streaming site's chat.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55975baf6368721bcf00080e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55975ac463687225e7002f83#post_55975ac463687225e7002f83\r\nDon't go in expecting a masterpiece\r\nBut don't expect a total train wreck either","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55975bc963687267fd000ac4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55975baf6368721bcf00080e#post_55975baf6368721bcf00080e\r\nI expect nothing amazing","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55975bda6368721879001419","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55975b206368724cd4000c9f#post_55975b206368724cd4000c9f\r\nAnd let's be real here, if the Brits weren't already fighting two other wars ath the time there is NO way the Colonists would have won.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55975c0763687267fd000b02","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55975a6463687225e7002ed7#post_55975a6463687225e7002ed7\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]*HAPPY FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY AMERICA!*[/bq]\r\n\"CONGA!\":https://youtu.be/JMV3icKalzQ","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55975c0b6368724cd4000dcb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55975bda6368721879001419#post_55975bda6368721879001419\r\n\r\nThey had a Mohawk Assassin on their side, no way they would lose.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55975ff76368724cd40013bf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55975a6463687225e7002ed7#post_55975a6463687225e7002ed7\r\nLet us all remember the true meaning behind this holiday, and that is to have a sense of smug superiority to literally everyone else on the planet.\r\n\r\nToday is a day for judging others, whether it be for lacking patriotism and enthusiasm, or for having patriotism and enthusiasm. Today is a day to look down on your fellow humans for any number of reasons.\r\n\r\nWhy, you don't even have to be American to join in the fun! Just point out how we're all fat, violent idiots all day while bitching about any mention of American culture! And of course we can't forget the smug cultural posturing! Today is an excellent day to increase your own ego and sense of moral superiority by pointing out every flaw, sin, and inequality in others who do not share your own political sensibilities, or even in the country as a whole!\r\n\r\nAlso some crap about the founding of the country or something, I don't know. I've gotta march in a parade in 12 hours with a couple other guys from my VFW, and we really don't have time to worry about that shit while silently judging everyone we pass.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"559760376368727e410003fc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55975ff76368724cd40013bf#post_55975ff76368724cd40013bf\r\n*FUCKIN' AMEN BROTHER!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"559760986368727e41000494","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"amen indeed, the blissful arrogance is really the icing on the cake with this holiday","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5597618e63687204aa00044e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Alright then","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5597627d63687224b2000f75","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just noticed the logo is in red white and blue....\r\n\r\n","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5597628263687233dc0000b3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just noticed the logo is in red white and blue....\r\n\r\n","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}