time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7266.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5597aa2b6368727cb7002a41","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597aa0663687247ed000419#post_5597aa0663687247ed000419\r\nWe need more commercials like this.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5597abf163687247ed000546","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Atom Bomb Baby!\r\n[spoiler]!http://static-5.nexusmods.com/15/images/130/1070971-1435993970.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n\r\n","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5597ad5a6368723efc0018ce","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What's that, Birdie? The new Mad Max game is coming out in 2 months? Eh, might as well try it out. What's that, Birdie? Teen Titans Go is getting 100 episodes? Good, I can't wait till the producers call every one of their legitimate critics little children. What's that, Birdie? Penguin meat is extremely delicious? I know that. That's why I cut off your limbs. Now get back into the basement. Wait a second, you delicious flightless bird! It's being developed by Avalanche Studios, the team behind the Just Cause series, isn't it? Now I gotta get this game.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5597aed46368723efc001b60","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Tip for accurate shooting: Take your time and feel the shot. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5597b0d86368726157001014","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597aed46368723efc001b60#post_5597aed46368723efc001b60\r\nDon't forget to breathe.\r\nAnd if the gun you're using has recoil, don't fight it. Ride it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5597b1ed63687263170003f0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597b0d86368726157001014#post_5597b0d86368726157001014\r\nAll guns have recoil. Expect it and brace yourself.\r\nAlso,\r\nHow do you shoot your revolver? I shoot pistols left-handed, standing on my side, with only one hand extended.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5597c0016368727566000733","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know what's really cool about Cartoon Network in my country? In the month of Man of Steel's release, they decided to show every Superman movie every Friday at 8 o' clock.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5597e4b46368726ce6000054","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!orig15.deviantart.net/dd7e/f/2011/285/9/3/raditz_ssj4_saiyan_armor_by_theothersmen-d4co6jq.jpg!\r\nSo. Ssj4 in saiyan armor looks pretty cool","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5597e7206368722e58000cfd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597e4b46368726ce6000054#post_5597e4b46368726ce6000054\r\nHi Radditz.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5597eb4c636872147c0003df","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597aa0663687247ed000419#post_5597aa0663687247ed000419\r\ni love that commercial so much ","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"5597fbdf63687261710005d4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"happy independence day !www.survivingcollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Independence-Day-SomeEcards-Funny-4th-of-July-Memes-Fourth-of-July-Memes.png!","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"5597fdc36368722e340036d3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*awake*\r\nUgh","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5597ff3f636872617100089c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597fdc36368722e340036d3#post_5597fdc36368722e340036d3\r\ngood morning it's 10:43 here","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"5597ffb7636872147c0017f7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@candycats\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597fbdf63687261710005d4#post_5597fbdf63687261710005d4\r\nI'm not American.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5597ffe06368724a46000094","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597ffb7636872147c0017f7#post_5597ffb7636872147c0017f7\r\nthats fine","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"5598009463687238a8000ff7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know what my favorite part about Independence Day (the holiday not the movie) is? FOr the longest time there's been a stereotype attributed to Americans as being loud, obnoxious, in-your-face. and so forth. And while some of those stereotypes are blatantly wrong, on this one magnificent day, we EMBRACE that. We become the loudest, most obnoxious, most cheerful motherfuckers ever!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"559801e16368722e6c002e89","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598009463687238a8000ff7#post_5598009463687238a8000ff7\r\n!pre01.deviantart.net/c3ad/th/pre/i/2015/111/8/0/woooooo_by_xxxchbmko-d6elwrf.png!","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"5598023b636872147c001b84","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@candycats\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559801e16368722e6c002e89#post_559801e16368722e6c002e89\r\n!i.ytimg.com/vi/8hm3E2cGQE4/hqdefault.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"559802ac6368724a46000202","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598009463687238a8000ff7#post_5598009463687238a8000ff7\r\nHappy Birthday America.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"559802e7636872147c001c77","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@candycats\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559801e16368722e6c002e89#post_559801e16368722e6c002e89\r\nOi, I didn't notice a new fella in here. Me name's Albus how're you doing, mate?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"559803116368724a4600023a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598023b636872147c001b84#post_5598023b636872147c001b84\r\n!weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/scared-cat-240x180.jpg!","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"559803816368722e6c003118","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559802e7636872147c001c77#post_559802e7636872147c001c77\r\n!https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/13/56/8b/13568b6d64ec946a824ecf7652a952b0.jpg!","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"559803f16368724a46000374","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559802e7636872147c001c77#post_559802e7636872147c001c77\r\nI know you are not American.\r\n\r\nFireworks.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5598042063687238a80014b6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@candycats\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559803816368722e6c003118#post_559803816368722e6c003118\r\nGuess you're feline fine then. heh\r\n\r\nAlso, I'm not a Brit. I'm Asian.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598046b6368722e6c0032a4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Is happy the most overplayed song ever?\r\n \r\nBecause it seems like I've heard it every single time a radio has turned on within ear distance ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}