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{"topics":[{"id":"53b8aaea6368726e87c80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8aaa96368726e879f0400#post_53b8aaa96368726e879f0400\r\nMARS BARS!!!!!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n~I'm sad now...~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b8aaf96368726f9d400500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8aa9e6368726e87940400#post_53b8aa9e6368726e87940400\r\n\r\n......Me!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53b8aba36368726f6cf60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8aaea6368726e87c80400#post_53b8aaea6368726e87c80400\r\nI'm sad too.\r\n\r\nI need my mars bars man. _*I need them in my body and all over my face*_\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b8abc56368726e87580500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8aaf96368726f9d400500#post_53b8aaf96368726f9d400500\r\nHey wait a minute! This candy bar has blood and guts all in it! Also a skeleton! Also it's human sized! I think we've made a terrible mistake!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53b8abd16368727050fb0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"FUCK","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b8ac14636872709bb70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8abd16368727050fb0500#post_53b8abd16368727050fb0500\r\nWhat happened? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b8ac2a63687270503e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8abc56368726e87580500#post_53b8abc56368726e87580500\r\n*Prepares to Henshin*\r\n\r\nOh wait. It's him. Never mind.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b8ac456368726f49280600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8abc56368726e87580500#post_53b8abc56368726e87580500\r\nYOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU ALMOST ATE ME.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b8ac6d6368726e87f40500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8ac14636872709bb70500#post_53b8ac14636872709bb70500\r\n\r\n\r\nGOD DAYM","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b8ac906368726f497f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8ac456368726f49280600#post_53b8ac456368726f49280600\r\n...* nom *","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53b8ac966368726f49820600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8abc56368726e87580500#post_53b8abc56368726e87580500\r\n\r\nI DON'T FUCKING CARE IF THE CANDY IF MADE OF MEATBAG!\r\nI'LL GONNA EAT IT!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53b8aca16368726e56530600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8ac456368726f49280600#post_53b8ac456368726f49280600\r\nWhich wouldn't have happened if you just stayed in your cage.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b8aca56368726f49990600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8ac6d6368726e87f40500#post_53b8ac6d6368726e87f40500\r\nJohnny's stuck in the well again!? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b8acbd6368726f9dec0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8aca56368726f49990600#post_53b8aca56368726f49990600\r\n\r\n\r\nBITCH","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b8acc26368726e56810600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8ac906368726f497f0600#post_53b8ac906368726f497f0600\r\nYOU ATE MY FUCKING SPLEEN.\r\n\r\n*Sigh* I'll buy a Mars bar for each of you.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b8ace16368726e56a40600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8aca56368726f49990600#post_53b8aca56368726f49990600\r\nTell him to get out, he's polluting the water table.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b8acfd63687226d3010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Since I always picture people as being their avatars, This is even funnier","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b8ad8863687228232f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"YO WEEZY ON THE MIC\r\nFART ON MY WALLET\r\nCALL IT GAS MONEY\r\nYOUNG MULA BABY.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b8adc963687226aa450000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Buys a Mars bar for GMA, Squiggy, N1P, Trashy, TME and a Snickers for myself*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b8ade763687225ec300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8acfd63687226d3010000#post_53b8acfd63687226d3010000\r\nI do the same thing as well, It makes everything extremely silly. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b8ae1163687227323a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8adc963687226aa450000#post_53b8adc963687226aa450000\r\nWhy would you eat a Snickers when the Mars Bar is infinitely superior?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b8ae146368722815320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8ace16368726e56a40600#post_53b8ace16368726e56a40600\r\nHe cant he's stuck!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8adc963687226aa450000#post_53b8adc963687226aa450000\r\nHell yeah! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b8ae506368722548330000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've never had a mars bar before","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b8aecb63687224f0860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"PUSHED A NUN IN A WHEELCHAIR\r\nCALL IT VIRGIN MOBILE","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b8aed763687227af780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8ae1163687227323a0000#post_53b8ae1163687227323a0000\r\nThere weren't enough Mars bars for me.\r\n(The \"Mars\" bars are actually Snickers bars in Mars wrappers, and my \"Snickers\" is actually a Mars bar in a Snickers wrapper, but none of you know this until you bite into them.)","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}