time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/770.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53bf3675636872189c350600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf3403636872190c690500#post_53bf3403636872190c690500\r\n*jedi hand wave\r\nYou don't want to make any camwhore threads; you want to go home and rethink your life","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53bf36c7636872189c630600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf3675636872189c350600#post_53bf3675636872189c350600\r\n\r\ninb4 a camwhoring thread appears in general discussion.\r\n\r\nare u uglee uc9?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53bf37376368721708760600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf36c7636872189c630600#post_53bf36c7636872189c630600\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf3675636872189c350600#post_53bf3675636872189c350600\r\n\r\ninb4 a camwhoring thread appears in general discussion.[/bq]\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/788/619/693.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53bf37bd63687217b1940600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf37376368721708760600#post_53bf37376368721708760600\r\n\r\nuc9 confirmed for being uglee.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53bf380663687219ed670700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf37bd63687217b1940600#post_53bf37bd63687217b1940600\r\n*Jedi hand wave* no he is not ugly.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"53bf39176368721a297a0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf380663687219ed670700#post_53bf380663687219ed670700\r\n\r\nUC9 is the first track in EARL.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53bf39c56368723d73410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"dear derpibooru\r\nCongratulations, you got a reaction from users. That’s what you wanted, right? Well, I’ve decided I don’t like people like you. You’ve messed with the community of the wrong psychopath. Before you get excited, you haven’t even made me angry. I am a hard person to make angry. However, I despise people like you.\r\nYour pitiful hacking skills are hilarious. Hacking accounts and putting up proxies are level 1. Can you hack into encrypted files? Can you tear through firewalls without leaving a mark? Your silly little proxy won’t protect you. I’ve hacked into many computers and spied on the users. I’ve hacked into games. I have been hacking since I had a computer. It’s what I was raised to do.\r\nYou have no idea to the extent of fear which you should be feeling. All you are is just a community of internet creeps. Have you ever murdered anyone? I have no empathy and I will probably feel joy peeling your skin off your face.\r\nYou think I’m giving you an empty threat? Believe that. I have contacts in dark places that you don’t want to know about. If you live even close to me you better fear for your life.\r\nTrack my IP if you want to, but I am smart enough to use a library computer. Hack into my account if you want, but it’ll just make it easier for me to track you.\r\nWith love,\r\nA psychopath\r\nP.S. I would fear for your life while you still have it.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53bf39f96368723f14260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Uh-oh... O_o;;","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53bf3adf6368723f865d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf39c56368723d73410000#post_53bf39c56368723d73410000\r\n\r\nWrong site, that was meant for /mlp/","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53bf3b476368723d58fd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf3adf6368723f865d0000#post_53bf3adf6368723f865d0000\r\n\r\nDear you little bitch,\r\nCongratulations, you got a reaction from users. That's what you wanted, right? Well, I've decided I don't like people like you. You've messed with the community of the wrong Navy Seal. Before you get excited, you haven't even made me angry. I am a hard person to make angry. However, I despise people like you.\r\nYour pitiful hacking skills are hilarious. Hacking accounts and putting up proxies are level 1. Did you graduate at the top of your class in the Navy Seals? Are you the top sniper in the entire US armed forces? Your silly little proxy won't protect you. I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda. I've got over 300 confirmed kills. I have been killing since I had a gun. It's what I was trained to do in gorilla warfare.\r\nYou have no idea to the extent of fear which you should be feeling. All you are is just a community of internet creeps. Have you ever murdered anyone? I have over 300 confirmed kills and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.\r\nYou think can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps. If you live even close to me you better fear for your life.\r\nTrack my IP if you want to, but I can be anywhere, anytime. Hack into my account if you want, but you better prepare for the storm, maggot.\r\nWith love,\r\nA Navy Seal\r\nP.S. You’re fucking dead, kiddo\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53bf3cb56368723d58500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf3b476368723d58fd0000#post_53bf3b476368723d58fd0000\r\n\r\nYeah, I was expecting that.\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf3675636872189c350600#post_53bf3675636872189c350600\r\n\r\nHohohooo... Your foolish Jedi abilities doesn't work on me. To the contrary, I copy them.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53bf3cdf6368723d9e410100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf3cb56368723d58500100#post_53bf3cb56368723d58500100\r\n\r\nYeah, I don't think you could","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53bf3cfd6368723ec4360100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf3b476368723d58fd0000#post_53bf3b476368723d58fd0000\r\n\r\n!http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37536067.jpg!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53bf3daa6368723ddba70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf3cdf6368723d9e410100#post_53bf3cdf6368723d9e410100\r\n\r\nYou underestimate MY POWAH!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53bf3e086368723e555e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf3cfd6368723ec4360100#post_53bf3cfd6368723ec4360100\r\n\r\nAdd air quotes to that.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53bf3fb46368723f14cf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf3daa6368723ddba70100#post_53bf3daa6368723ddba70100\r\n\r\nAnd guess what happened to the last guy that shouted those words lol\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf3e086368723e555e0100#post_53bf3e086368723e555e0100\r\n\r\n!http://www.middleclasshandbook.co.uk/storage/drevillaser.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1349192979012!\r\n\r\nHere you go my friend","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53bf40a26368723f6e750200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"btw im not hacked, as i received a text from GM thinking i was.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53bf40d16368723f9afa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf37bd63687217b1940600#post_53bf37bd63687217b1940600\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf37376368721708760600#post_53bf37376368721708760600\r\n\r\nuc9 confirmed for being uglee.[/bq]\r\nYou be nice to uc9 or I'll put you in time out again mister.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53bf411a6368723f6e8b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf40d16368723f9afa0100#post_53bf40d16368723f9afa0100\r\n\r\nmy life is an eternal time out so try harder.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53bf41206368723ed6820200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf3fb46368723f14cf0100#post_53bf3fb46368723f14cf0100\r\n\r\nThanks, Nova :) You rock. And Dr. Evil? Fitting! =D","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53bf417f6368723ed6ac0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf41206368723ed6820200#post_53bf41206368723ed6820200\r\n\r\nAnytime Bryon","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53bf44316368723eb8450300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so is the camwhore idea thread still standing?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53bf46106368723ddb380400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf44316368723eb8450300#post_53bf44316368723eb8450300\r\nI doubt it Honey Bun.\r\n\r\nAnyway, should I play Jet Set Radio? ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53bf46326368723e554a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf46106368723ddb380400#post_53bf46106368723ddb380400\r\nGo for it.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53bf476f6368723ddba20400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bf46326368723e554a0400#post_53bf46326368723e554a0400\r\nI mean it's ten dollars on PSN","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}