time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/806.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53c360a46368726e61b30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c35fd863687272f6c00100#post_53c35fd863687272f6c00100\r\nHypothetically yes, but practically I think not.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c360d56368722f62c50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c35fd863687272f6c00100#post_53c35fd863687272f6c00100\r\nWhy would you want that?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c361026368725b8dd60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3602663687269be680000#post_53c3602663687269be680000\r\n\r\nHan from the Fast and the Furious. That means he's a total badass driver that gets wasted in favor of someone else.\r\n\r\nHAN WHY?!?!\r\n\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c3614e63687215a7460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c35fd863687272f6c00100#post_53c35fd863687272f6c00100\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]I wonder if it would be possible to engineer a human genome to create a long-snouted man with a long tail and claws, and scaly skin. Basically a dino-man.[/bq]\r\nTheoretically yes, but chances are they'd look fucking hideous.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c3616d6368722f62f40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c360d56368722f62c50000#post_53c360d56368722f62c50000\r\nI've been obsessed with the idea of modifying humans into post-human creatures since 2011, after reading \"this\":http://s1.zetaboards.com/Conceptual_Evolution/topic/4151016/1/.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c3619363687232b51f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"> Mfw\r\n\r\n!http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iKWvu-wN6ns/Uzsyx6dxBSI/AAAAAAAABvE/RBD5gGUQWM8/s1600/inb4+flood+of+quot+meme+faces+quot+rage.+i+feel+bad+for+_d1ba55974a85c822f5031578530da989.jpg!\r\n\r\nAfter reading all the pages since my last post.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53c361c06368725960eb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3619363687232b51f0000#post_53c3619363687232b51f0000\r\nI thought you'd be desensitized to our shenanigans by now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c3621063687244ef010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3619363687232b51f0000#post_53c3619363687232b51f0000\r\nI just remembered, I'm still faiz, And the Orphnochs are still here\r\n\r\n*Goes back to fighting them*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c362236368722f62180100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3616d6368722f62f40000#post_53c3616d6368722f62f40000\r\nLike supermutants and nightkin?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53c3627263687233d62e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c362236368722f62180100#post_53c362236368722f62180100\r\nNah, more like animals. Like a giant quadrupedal human with a trunk, or a winged monkey-like human that eats fruit.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c3628763687244ef140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3616d6368722f62f40000#post_53c3616d6368722f62f40000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c360d56368722f62c50000#post_53c360d56368722f62c50000\r\nI've been obsessed with the idea of modifying humans into post-human creatures since 2011, after reading \"this\":http://s1.zetaboards.com/Conceptual_Evolution/topic/4151016/1/.\r\n[/bq]\r\nReason why this is a bad idea summarized in one image:\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/648/125/204.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c362b56368721552690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3628763687244ef140000#post_53c3628763687244ef140000\r\nReally man?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c362bc63687233ed290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3628763687244ef140000#post_53c3628763687244ef140000\r\n\r\n\"Why it hurts?\"","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c363196368727fb7a00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c362bc63687233ed290000#post_53c362bc63687233ed290000\r\nYOU TOO?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c3636963687233bc950000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3621063687244ef010000#post_53c3621063687244ef010000\r\n\r\nI still need to make those avatars... but I have exams this week and I am moving to a new house, so will take a time.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53c363c863687264f6080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c363196368727fb7a00000#post_53c363196368727fb7a00000\r\n\r\nI like black humour, sorry dear","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c363f26368721595d90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c362b56368721552690000#post_53c362b56368721552690000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3628763687244ef140000#post_53c3628763687244ef140000\r\nReally man?![/bq]\r\nDon't look at me; Randomosaur is talking about permanently hideously mutilating people just to fulfill a fetish he has towards dinosaurs.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c363f6636872613f230000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3628763687244ef140000#post_53c3628763687244ef140000\r\nThey would (and should) look more like this:\r\n!http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5122/5222481549_4a6185f3a6_b.jpg!\r\n!http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs27/f/2008/092/b/2/Arctic_Theroperson_by_thomastapir.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c3642763687246ee250100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c363f6636872613f230000#post_53c363f6636872613f230000\r\nWHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT!?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c364406368725cd53a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3642763687246ee250100#post_53c3642763687246ee250100\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c361c06368725960eb0000#post_53c361c06368725960eb0000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3619363687232b51f0000#post_53c3619363687232b51f0000\r\nI thought you'd be desensitized to our shenanigans by now.[/bq]\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c3647f63687246ee3e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3642763687246ee250100#post_53c3642763687246ee250100\r\nRandomosaur has a couple screws lose; that's why.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c3648363687232d6880000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c364406368725cd53a0000#post_53c364406368725cd53a0000\r\nNO! That shit's fuckin' creepy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c364d763687233ed920000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3642763687246ee250100#post_53c3642763687246ee250100\r\nI'd be interested to see how they would act as animals. Hunting, drinking, socializing, etc.\r\n!http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs45/f/2009/074/f/3/Homotherium_Studies_by_thomastapir.jpg!\r\nMaybe terraform a planet and populate it with animal-men.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c3650c636872355dd80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3636963687233bc950000#post_53c3636963687233bc950000\r\nOkay then, I didn't mention anything about Avatars though\r\n\r\nそして…５５５とオルフェノクは戦った","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c365196368727fb30a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3648363687232d6880000#post_53c3648363687232d6880000\r\n\r\nLovecraft came up with creepier shit, man the fuck up sister!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}