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{"topics":[{"id":"53cf16946368727041bc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so i joined this little thing called plug.dj, where you can create a room and invite people who alternate on picking a song for the rest of the room to hear.\r\n\r\nyou can find lots of good song in these things","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53cf16c263687270b0990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cf16026368725073900000#post_53cf16026368725073900000\r\n\r\nCOLD TEA FOREVER","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53cf16f36368725183d00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cf16c263687270b0990000#post_53cf16c263687270b0990000\r\nCold tea is gross.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53cf17046368726a4dee0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cf16f36368725183d00000#post_53cf16f36368725183d00000\r\n\r\nFUCK YOU","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53cf17126368720a8d570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Boys, boys, boys, no need to fight.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53cf17356368727041dc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cf17046368726a4dee0100#post_53cf17046368726a4dee0100\r\nAre you offering?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53cf17a363687275dfb60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cf17356368727041dc0000#post_53cf17356368727041dc0000\r\n\r\ni dont offer anything to cold tea haters","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53cf17e063687201ca120200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cf17a363687275dfb60100#post_53cf17a363687275dfb60100\r\nOh well.\r\nI just remembered that my piercing is tomorrow...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53cf17f763687275dfd90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cf17e063687201ca120200#post_53cf17e063687201ca120200\r\n\r\ngood.\r\n\r\nno fapping is what cold tea haters deserve","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53cf1847636872368d410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cf17f763687275dfd90100#post_53cf17f763687275dfd90100\r\ncold tea sucks! I hate you, I hate the beverages you like!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53cf18536368724d00140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static.tumblr.com/a694f3100aeb87617f4f8e1eb12bb5e0/uawjvrx/ZW9n2i141/tumblr_static_blue_thumbs_up.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53cf186f6368724d002b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cf1847636872368d410000#post_53cf1847636872368d410000\r\n\r\nTHIS IS AN INSULT TO ME AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY YOU HOT ASS TEA BITCH.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53cf19566368724fdf590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cf186f6368724d002b0000#post_53cf186f6368724d002b0000\r\nYou know who else liked cold tea? Probably Hitler. So there.\r\n\r\nIn all seriousness, iced tea is fine, especially when its fucking hot as balls out. However tea that is cold without ice is just gross.\r\n\r\nAnd now the two videos that can always put a smile on my lips.\r\n\"Buzz Aldrin punches a conspiracy theorist.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wptn5RE2I-k\r\n\"Muthafukkin Miracles...\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53cf19676368725073a40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cf18536368724d00140000#post_53cf18536368724d00140000\r\nhe seems like a positive guy?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53cf197d6368726128460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So Matt and Woolie just put up their final video in The Wolf Among Us.\r\n[spoiler]I can't wait to see Woolie's reaction when he has to kill his waifu.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53cf19956368724ce6880000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cf19676368725073a40100#post_53cf19676368725073a40100\r\nKuuga is a cool guy.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53cf19d86368724fdf7a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What'd the leper say to the prostitute?\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Keep the tip.[/spoiler]","author":"53a3933f636872551b870000"},{"id":"53cf1a2863687250aff40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@lwut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cf19d86368724fdf7a0000#post_53cf19d86368724fdf7a0000\r\nWhat did they blind prostitute say to her client?\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I didn't see you coming.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53cf1a726368723a21700200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cf197d6368726128460000#post_53cf197d6368726128460000\r\nMan I wish Matt and Woolie would play asura's Wrath but they _hate_ the game. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53cf1b636368724d6ff70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A Jehova's Witness knocks a on a door. It is opened by a five year old boy wearing a giant sombrero, smoking a fat cigar and drinking a martini.\r\n\r\nThe JW, shocked, asks \"are your parents home?!\"\r\n\r\nThe little boy responds \"the fuck do you think?\"","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53cf1cb06368720d3d6c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"lets just remember rarity is worst pony\r\n\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/506/689/2b6.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53cf1cdc6368725da2210100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cf1cb06368720d3d6c0000#post_53cf1cb06368720d3d6c0000\r\nNah. Quints don't mean shit. She's gotten hex","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53cf1fac636872744c6f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cf1a2863687250aff40100#post_53cf1a2863687250aff40100\r\nOH SNAP!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53cf1fcb63687207e3c80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i had a good time on 4chan.\r\n\r\nand that is saying alot.\r\n\r\nthe plug.dj room was special.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53cf2691636872347edb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53cf1fcb63687207e3c80100#post_53cf1fcb63687207e3c80100\r\nwhen were you on 4chan?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"}]}