time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2938.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54a39a2c6368725617e32000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8408639488/h79F4862A/!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54a39a4e63687214be910200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There's an old tradition \r\nA game we all can play \r\nYou start by getting liqueured up and sharpening your blade \r\nYou take a shot of whiskey \r\nYou take your knife and pray \r\nYou spread out your fingers and this is what you say! \r\n\r\nOh, I have all my fingers \r\nThe knife goes Chop Chop Chop \r\nIf I miss the spaces between \r\nmy fingers will come off \r\nAnd if I hit my fingers, blood will soon come out \r\nBut all the same I play this game, cause that's what's it's all about! \r\n\r\nNo you can't use a pencil. You cannot use a pen, \r\nThe only way is with a knife when danger is your friend \r\nAnd some may call it stupid, some may call it dumb \r\nBut all the same we play this cause it's so damn fun! \r\n\r\nOh! I have all my fingers \r\nThe knife goes Chop Chop Chop \r\nIf I miss the spaces in between \r\nMy finger will come off \r\nBut all the same I play this game, cause that's what's it's all about! \r\n\r\nOh! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! \r\nI'm picking up the speed \r\nAnd if I hit my finger \r\nThen my hand will start to bleed!\r\n","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a39af963687273225d2500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39a4e63687214be910200#post_54a39a4e63687214be910200\r\nNo\r\n\r\nThat game shows how idiotic people really are\r\n\r\nPlease don't bring it up ever again","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54a39b226368726ad6860500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39af963687273225d2500#post_54a39af963687273225d2500\r\n...\r\nJesus Christ, fine.\r\nThis still exist, however.\r\n!https://img1.derpicdn.net/img/download/2014/12/29/795009__safe_rainbow+dash_animated_equestria+girls_upvotes+galore_simple+background_table_human+ponidox_knife_this+will+end+in+tears.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a39b4763687236e91e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39b226368726ad6860500#post_54a39b226368726ad6860500\r\nIt's not you, it's the fact that the game exists.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54a39b9263687234e7ea0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39b4763687236e91e0000#post_54a39b4763687236e91e0000\r\nNot just knifes, but guns too.\r\nOne bullet on the chamber.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a39ba8636872768bfe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://36.media.tumblr.com/87fa6e7aed68ca9d60a5963c00fb7c59/tumblr_ngzr9sMtLf1rmgclso1_1280.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54a39be2636872620f021900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8408611840/hF59710E3/!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54a39c136368724b4cd20f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39b9263687234e7ea0400#post_54a39b9263687234e7ea0400\r\nThe game is basically \"oh lol the possibility of stabbing my hands is fun\"\r\n\r\nWhy would any sane person ever inflict that upon themselves","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54a39c7963687255d2272300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39c136368724b4cd20f00#post_54a39c136368724b4cd20f00\r\nThey're drunk.\r\nIsn't that what happens?\r\nYou're drunk.\r\nYou see a knife.\r\nNo. Second. Thoughts.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a39cb163687221de551100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39ba8636872768bfe0000#post_54a39ba8636872768bfe0000\r\nso many gray alien girlfriends","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54a39cdc63687202305e4b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39c7963687255d2272300#post_54a39c7963687255d2272300\r\nAnother reason why I say it's not worth it to get drunk","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54a39d3e636872333e040200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39cdc63687202305e4b00#post_54a39cdc63687202305e4b00\r\nWhat about being forced to.\r\nCould be by friends or even siblings.\r\nHonestly, I dunno much.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a39dcf6368725d8a3a1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39d3e636872333e040200#post_54a39d3e636872333e040200\r\nHave you really ever been forced to get drunk?\r\n\r\nLike people tie you down and force you to chug beer?","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54a39e7a63687262041a1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39dcf6368725d8a3a1700#post_54a39dcf6368725d8a3a1700\r\nDidn't I mentioned I was [spoiler]15.[/spoiler]\r\nI meant persuaded, something","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a39e8963687211bed60700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"last i drank was my 19th birthday, because my older sister and brother said i should\r\nwent to a few bars, had a bunch of drinks, lost a bit of balance, but didn't really lose any of my sense\r\ni only liked one drink that night, long island ice tea, because it tasted like ice tea\r\nhaven't drank since\r\n\r\nnot interested to","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54a39eb0636872333e560200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39e7a63687262041a1700#post_54a39e7a63687262041a1700\r\nEven then, is it still worth it?","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54a39ec763687237b18e2200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"new vriska is such a qt","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54a39f0863687231a6ed0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39eb0636872333e560200#post_54a39eb0636872333e560200\r\nNo.\r\nSeriously, I don't understand why they do it.\r\nWell, I suppose it taste good, but...\r\nThere's a limit most people cross a lot.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a39f4a6368726877840b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39f0863687231a6ed0800#post_54a39f0863687231a6ed0800\r\nI've heard beer tastes like wood chips\r\n\r\nJust freaking eat wood chips instead, that's probably better for your health","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54a39f9263687231f1a40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39f0863687231a6ed0800#post_54a39f0863687231a6ed0800\r\nI don't like the taste of beer or wine\r\nHaven't drank anything else, but the smell puts me off","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54a39f956368721ff6a00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a396a6636872550dbd0f00#post_54a396a6636872550dbd0f00\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]So, anyone here heard of [spoiler]Banned from Equestria?[/spoiler][/bq]\r\nYou look so adorable when you are discovering the dark side of this fandom.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39dcf6368725d8a3a1700#post_54a39dcf6368725d8a3a1700\r\n[bq=\"EHAN\"]\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39d3e636872333e040200#post_54a39d3e636872333e040200\r\nHave you really ever been forced to get drunk?\r\n\r\nLike people tie you down and force you to chug beer?[/bq]\r\n>Tie you to chung beer\r\n\r\nMan, you don't know anything.\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54a39f9563687236ec7d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39f4a6368726877840b00#post_54a39f4a6368726877840b00\r\nI would rather eat actual chips, thanks.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a39fcb63687231f1c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39f956368721ff6a00500#post_54a39f956368721ff6a00500\r\nI went to the dark side already. I wanna make sure I'm not alone ","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a3a01163687272d0371300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39fcb63687231f1c90100#post_54a39fcb63687231f1c90100\r\nIn this thread? With this people?\r\nThat would be impossible.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"}]}