time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3475.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54bf3c4d6368724532ca0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3a8b6368722f50321800#post_54bf3a8b6368722f50321800\r\nYou mean as a character?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3a5363687275aea60b00#post_54bf3a5363687275aea60b00\r\nI don't even have a crunchy account. \r\n\r\nWell, I had one! But I lost it!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3b5b636872572f830c00#post_54bf3b5b636872572f830c00\r\n\"Cockmanship\" Squiggy? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bf3cfe63687245b43d2500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3c4d6368724532ca0a00#post_54bf3c4d6368724532ca0a00\r\nMind if I ask how you lost it?","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"54bf3e3c63687276ea3d3c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3c4d6368724532ca0a00#post_54bf3c4d6368724532ca0a00\r\nWhy have you summoned me?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bf3e5c63687234ef6c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3cfe63687245b43d2500#post_54bf3cfe63687245b43d2500\r\nI lost the passwaord and account name.\r\n\r\nSo its just lost in the void of space! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bf3eb06368723bc3180d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3e3c63687276ea3d3c00#post_54bf3e3c63687276ea3d3c00\r\nBecause [spoiler]Cockmanship.[/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bf3ed76368727e631f0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3e3c63687276ea3d3c00#post_54bf3e3c63687276ea3d3c00\r\nHey Squig, if I say your name into my bathroom mirror three times, will you appear?","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54bf3ef46368723407361700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3e3c63687276ea3d3c00#post_54bf3e3c63687276ea3d3c00\r\n\"I have summoned you to pleasure me, servant!\"","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54bf3f1763687274e9a82900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3ed76368727e631f0c00#post_54bf3ed76368727e631f0c00\r\nNo.\r\nThat's just a myth.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bf3f2a6368725904840e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3ef46368723407361700#post_54bf3ef46368723407361700\r\nYes master~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bf3f846368722adf394000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3e5c63687234ef6c0400#post_54bf3e5c63687234ef6c0400\r\nAah, that sucks.","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"54bf3f9b6368723db3110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3ed76368727e631f0c00#post_54bf3ed76368727e631f0c00\r\nEveryone knows the way you summon Squiggy is to sacrifice a dirty Male magazine.\r\n\r\nAnd then Draw a Alchemy Dick Butt circle. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bf3fcd63687272861d0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3f2a6368725904840e00#post_54bf3f2a6368725904840e00\r\nOh I would have some fun with master/servant rp\r\nAny sub/dom rp in fact\r\n\r\nPlease","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54bf3fcd6368725a42ca1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3f846368722adf394000#post_54bf3f846368722adf394000\r\nIt really does! \r\n\r\nI never even got to really use it.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bf3ff563687229a4c92f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3ed76368727e631f0c00#post_54bf3ed76368727e631f0c00\r\n[bq=\"Silent_Witness\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3e3c63687276ea3d3c00#post_54bf3e3c63687276ea3d3c00\r\nHey Squig, if I say your name into my bathroom mirror three times, will you appear?[/bq]\r\nIf you say my name into a bathroom mirror three times I'll appear and chloroform you them steal your wallet just like I did previously.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54bf40026368723407881700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So if you were a mythical Creature how would you be summoned? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bf400563687276ea5f3d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3f9b6368723db3110000#post_54bf3f9b6368723db3110000\r\nI knew it couldn't be that simple. But I don't have any candles. And what exactly constitutes a sacrifice in this case? Do I have to burn it?","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54bf401a6368722e335c0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3fcd63687272861d0800#post_54bf3fcd63687272861d0800\r\nNot here darling.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bf403d63687224e3ce1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3ff563687229a4c92f00#post_54bf3ff563687229a4c92f00\r\nYou still owe me fifty bucks from that one time.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bf40766368725b79750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3ff563687229a4c92f00#post_54bf3ff563687229a4c92f00\r\nIf you say my name three times in a bathroom mirror I'l [REDACTED] with [REDACTED] while [SUPER REDACTED].","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54bf407f636872413fe40c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf401a6368722e335c0b00#post_54bf401a6368722e335c0b00\r\nSorry\r\nYou just get me excited \r\n\r\nI'll stop ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54bf40a663687224e3491d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3ff563687229a4c92f00#post_54bf3ff563687229a4c92f00\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3ed76368727e631f0c00#post_54bf3ed76368727e631f0c00\r\n[bq=\"Silent_Witness\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3e3c63687276ea3d3c00#post_54bf3e3c63687276ea3d3c00\r\nHey Squig, if I say your name into my bathroom mirror three times, will you appear?[/bq]\r\nIf you say my name into a bathroom mirror three times I'll appear and chloroform you them steal your wallet just like I did previously.[/bq]\r\nIf you called out my name three times you better be wearing a condom. ( ͡° _ʖ ͡°) *(ZING)*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bf40bd6368720f68711700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My life has so many awkward family moments. Especially now.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54bf40c4636872413f060d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf40026368723407881700#post_54bf40026368723407881700\r\nYou don't have to summon me. I'm just kind-of _always_ watching. If I need something, I'll find _you_.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54bf40d96368727e63e60d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf40766368725b79750000#post_54bf40766368725b79750000\r\nBe right back\r\nGoing to bathroom mirror","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bf40ff6368725796771000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf40a663687224e3491d00#post_54bf40a663687224e3491d00\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3ff563687229a4c92f00#post_54bf3ff563687229a4c92f00\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3ed76368727e631f0c00#post_54bf3ed76368727e631f0c00\r\n[bq=\"Silent_Witness\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bf3e3c63687276ea3d3c00#post_54bf3e3c63687276ea3d3c00\r\nHey Squig, if I say your name into my bathroom mirror three times, will you appear?[/bq]\r\nIf you say my name into a bathroom mirror three times I'll appear and chloroform you them steal your wallet just like I did previously.[/bq]\r\nIf you called out my name three times you better be wearing a condom. ( ͡° _ʖ ͡°) [/bq]\r\nCall out my name three times and prepare for useless trivia and Pervy talk centered around cute things.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}