time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5120.json

{"topics":[{"id":"551ef8af636872257e720600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551ef853636872403d310500#post_551ef853636872403d310500\r\nI've actually had a scorpion before. Crunchy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551ef8f76368726f8f7e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551ef853636872403d310500#post_551ef853636872403d310500\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551ef8af636872257e720600#post_551ef8af636872257e720600\r\nWhat do they taste like? The closest thing I've had was grubs and they just kinda tasted like soil","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551ef97a6368727d051a1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551ef8f76368726f8f7e0400#post_551ef8f76368726f8f7e0400\r\nMy dad has eaten fried locusts before, He said they taste a little like shrimp. So I assume scorpions are not that much different.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"551ef9eb6368727c0b0b2000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551ef8f76368726f8f7e0400#post_551ef8f76368726f8f7e0400\r\nMine came in a lollipop my grandma got for me when she took a trip to New York. And I was like ten at the time so my memory is a bit fuzzy. The outside was crunchy and it was kind of squishy in the middle. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551efb0763687274c17d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551ef8af636872257e720600#post_551ef8af636872257e720600\r\n*EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551efb366368720baea20300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"[Movies] WTF - 20th Century Fox wants to make a *Play-Doh movie*?\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln_Flrx09_Q","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"551efb36636872257e400900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551efb0763687274c17d0100#post_551efb0763687274c17d0100\r\nIt wasn't actually that bad from what I remember. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551efb7d6368727d05a41300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551efb366368720baea20300#post_551efb366368720baea20300\r\nLet's be fair here, no one thought a movie about LEGOS could be any good.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551efb87636872755dd40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551efb36636872257e400900#post_551efb36636872257e400900\r\nI just, The idea of eating a bug grosses me out. \r\n\r\nLike someone eating a cockroach. BLEH","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551efb92636872754b180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/fbc8d0069706fa3d4f96a210ee3d6fbb/tumblr_ndd3vbKYry1qdyxkqo1_500.jpg! ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"551efbe26368727d052a1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know what's kinda creepy? A lot of people are grossed out by eating Bugs right? And bugs are nothing like humans\r\nBut most people are willing to eat pigs which have s bunch of similarities to us","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551efc066368720bae690400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551efb92636872754b180000#post_551efb92636872754b180000\r\nROBOTS DO NOT REQUIRE JAMMIES\r\nTHIS IS ILLOGICAL","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551efc11636872481aac0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551efbe26368727d052a1400#post_551efbe26368727d052a1400\r\nBecause they aren't gross! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551efc2d6368727d057d1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551efc066368720bae690400#post_551efc066368720bae690400\r\n*SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, THIS IS CUTELOGICAL*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551efc536368721ca90f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@MY TUMBLR IS FULL OF MEWTWO-RELATED SCREENSHOTS FROM SMASH@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"551efc786368727d05d71400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551efc2d6368727d057d1400#post_551efc2d6368727d057d1400\r\nThat grimlock does require hugs","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551efc826368724f0c520100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"walking home from school today i met an old man with a pale, scabby eye that said \"hello\" to me. i don't know if it was the noise of the cars passing or i just didn't say hey loud enough, but he yelled at me to say hello. after i said that i did he apologized and said something else when i was a few metres away from him\r\n\r\nof course at that distance the cars drowned everything out, and i can't help but think i'll never stop wondering what he said","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551efc8863687248548f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551efc536368721ca90f0000#post_551efc536368721ca90f0000\r\n[bq=\"Gizoid101\"]@MY TUMBLR IS FULL OF MEWTWO-RELATED SCREENSHOTS FROM SMASH@[/bq]\r\nYOU\r\nPUT ON JAMMIES","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551efcb86368727d05141500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551efc826368724f0c520100#post_551efc826368724f0c520100\r\nHe was probably you from the future","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551efceb63687263b7d60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551efcb86368727d05141500#post_551efcb86368727d05141500\r\nthats what i was thinking too man","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551efd2c63687201a4bb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551efc2d6368727d057d1400#post_551efc2d6368727d057d1400\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551efc8863687248548f0100#post_551efc8863687248548f0100\r\nMy work here is done,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"551efd406368727d05dc1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551efc8863687248548f0100#post_551efc8863687248548f0100\r\n@ROBOTS DON'T USE JAMMIES@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"551efda36368724854560200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551efd406368727d05dc1500#post_551efd406368727d05dc1500\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551efc2d6368727d057d1400#post_551efc2d6368727d057d1400\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551efc066368720bae690400#post_551efc066368720bae690400\r\n*SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, THIS IS CUTELOGICAL*[/bq]\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551efdc96368727d057b1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551efbe26368727d052a1400#post_551efbe26368727d052a1400\r\nnot all of us are jewish, dude","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551efe0863687248548e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551efbe26368727d052a1400#post_551efbe26368727d052a1400\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]You know what's kinda creepy? A lot of people are grossed out by eating Bugs right? And bugs are nothing like humans\r\nBut most people are willing to eat pigs which have s bunch of similarities to us[/bq]\r\n@WE EAT BUGS HERE@\r\n@WE LIKE TO PUT LEMON AND SALT TO THEM@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"}]}