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{"topics":[{"id":"5424e70e636872368ab70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e68463687271f6630000#post_5424e68463687271f6630000\r\nReally, you didn't?!! XD","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"5424e75763687242c7640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e68463687271f6630000#post_5424e68463687271f6630000\r\nI literally had a time my finger slipped while I was with my sis and brother and ALL OF IT GUSHED ON MY FACE.\r\n\r\nThey laughed they're fucking asses off, being a kid I shouldn't have known what they were laughing at but I did.\r\n\r\n(Also I how did you never notice that!?)\r\nFucking gogurts, teaching kids about Bukkake since 2003. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5424e75b63687271f6790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://share.gifyoutube.com/YXG647.gif!\r\n!http://share.gifyoutube.com/ZRVJQv.gif!\r\n!http://share.gifyoutube.com/Zyg3EX.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5424e7c76368727cec6d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e75b63687271f6790000#post_5424e75b63687271f6790000\r\nWhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???????????????????????????","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5424e7dd636872253efa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e75b63687271f6790000#post_5424e75b63687271f6790000\r\nordinary_day_for_twistedmetalero.gif","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5424e8386368722675570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e562636872473fe00100#post_5424e562636872473fe00100\r\nand now i'm imagining you seductively deepthroating one\r\nand i have thought trying to do so myself","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5424e84b636872570acb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e5c963687243522d0100#post_5424e5c963687243522d0100\r\nYou have got to be kidding me...\r\nFirst it was Yamino who got to design a cover for the comic. Now this?\r\nSJWs don't deserve anything!\r\n\r\nThen again, I don't care about this specimen anymore. All this one was able to do was to complain loudly, nothing too dangerous. Besides, we've got bigger dragons to slay...","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5424e8876368720232690100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e8386368722675570000#post_5424e8386368722675570000\r\nThe gag reflex is really tough to get rid of.\r\nI'm still working on mine.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5424e8c7636872253e3d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e20d63687246f7690100#post_5424e20d63687246f7690100\r\nAh, found it.\r\n\r\n\"*Tip*\":https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/wK5FiGp1Y7MJmDRfS-8qzP8NOVvFYV7Nq7R8wmvhOvv6RmELTY6ln541ve1jSKVWYd7uwQQK5r4=w1326-h511","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5424e8cc6368723f879d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e8876368720232690100#post_5424e8876368720232690100\r\ni have also tried on a thick sausage\r\nit is very difficult\r\n\r\n[spoiler]but i wanna try\r\ni really wanna swallow your cock[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5424e97463687242c7a40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e7c76368727cec6d0000#post_5424e7c76368727cec6d0000\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e7dd636872253efa0000#post_5424e7dd636872253efa0000\r\n\r\n!http://share.gifyoutube.com/ZNz4qK.gif!\r\n!http://share.gifyoutube.com/A2LVON.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5424e97b6368726f17d20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e8876368720232690100#post_5424e8876368720232690100\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e8cc6368723f879d0100#post_5424e8cc6368723f879d0100\r\nI never saw why people like Deepthroat? It sounds awful?\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Your going to choke and puke[/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5424e9a2636872347e6b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e97b6368726f17d20000#post_5424e97b6368726f17d20000\r\nnot if you can control your gag reflex","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5424e9c263687236a44d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e97b6368726f17d20000#post_5424e97b6368726f17d20000\r\nWell it feels good.\r\nLike REALLY good.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5424e9ec6368726f330a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e9a2636872347e6b0000#post_5424e9a2636872347e6b0000\r\nI guess that's just it then, I'm so used to my Gag reflexes till thinking about to just seems Uncomfortable for me. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5424ea0a6368722069aa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e9c263687236a44d0100#post_5424e9c263687236a44d0100\r\nLike to the person or too the one doing it? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5424ea1c63687269654f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424e8876368720232690100#post_5424e8876368720232690100\r\nI hear making a fist with your left hand and squeezing your thumb is supposed to suppress the gag reflex\r\n\r\nmight not work for everyone though","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5424ea5c63687230b5410100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424ea0a6368722069aa0000#post_5424ea0a6368722069aa0000\r\nYes.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424ea1c63687269654f0000#post_5424ea1c63687269654f0000\r\nI've tried it. It doesn't work.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5424ea896368726f331b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424ea0a6368722069aa0000#post_5424ea0a6368722069aa0000\r\nthe person receiving would feel great\r\n[spoiler]as the person with a cock down my throat, i would feel like a major slut\r\nwhich would feel great[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5424eb636368721fda2a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i can only put my entire index in my mouth","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5424eb9d63687230d2340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424ea5c63687230b5410100#post_5424ea5c63687230b5410100\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424ea896368726f331b0100#post_5424ea896368726f331b0100\r\nIf ya'll say so. \r\n\r\n*-Sex talk with Derpibooru*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5424ebcb6368723183ea0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424eb9d63687230d2340100#post_5424eb9d63687230d2340100\r\nHey. Look at your post count.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5424ec0863687241ea910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424eb9d63687230d2340100#post_5424eb9d63687230d2340100\r\nit's the best talk","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5424ec4363687230812b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424ebcb6368723183ea0000#post_5424ebcb6368723183ea0000\r\nWELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5424ec4463687230e9310000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://33.media.tumblr.com/cb967d21217eb77a2666d85f73a6f8e9/tumblr_ncfbsunQyz1qdybmoo1_1280.jpg!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}