time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2/2740.json

{"topics":[{"id":"549204c663687248e91b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549204876368721aca680e00#post_549204876368721aca680e00\r\nOoooooooooh, ouch.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5492062a636872181c4f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/jhPpjGp.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549206a463687271cb6b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5492062a636872181c4f0100#post_5492062a636872181c4f0100\r\nThe cutest insult","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"549206ca6368724d659b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5492062a636872181c4f0100#post_5492062a636872181c4f0100\r\n*Eternal screaming*","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"549208d06368726c5b100500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5492062a636872181c4f0100#post_5492062a636872181c4f0100\r\nOn the plus side they can easily trap.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5492091e636872769c520100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://global3.memecdn.com/why-i-love-japan_o_1806325.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54920b5463687233fd7b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5492091e636872769c520100#post_5492091e636872769c520100\r\nMeanwhile in Mario Kart.\r\n\r\n!http://cdn.destructoid.com//ul/283831-link%20mario%20kart.jpg!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54920bb163687260ea4a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54920b5463687233fd7b0300#post_54920b5463687233fd7b0300\r\nHow the shit is this even possible.\r\nJAPAN, GO HOME. YOU'RE DRUNK.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54920bed636872639b060b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54920bb163687260ea4a0600#post_54920bb163687260ea4a0600\r\nDLC.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54920c1d636872698f4f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/waifu-thread/post/54920a5b6368725f4dc40100#post_54920a5b6368725f4dc40100\r\n[bq=\"ParagonCommander\"]\"@trashboat\":/dis/waifu-thread/post/54920985636872183daf0e00#post_54920985636872183daf0e00\r\n\r\n\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/waifu-thread/post/549209dd6368721007320200#post_549209dd6368721007320200\r\n*MY WORD IS LAW, BITCHES*[/bq]\r\nSCREW YOUR WORD, I'M A FREE MAN\r\n!http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052011/1306866467_jumping_out_the_window.gif!\r\n~Ow, my ass~","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54920c346368725e98280800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54920bed636872639b060b00#post_54920bed636872639b060b00\r\nSrsly, though....\r\nJapan's drunk.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54920c8563687246443f0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*OH WHEN THE +_BEANS_+!!*\r\nOH WHEN THE BEANS\r\n*OH WHEN THE +_BEANS!!_+*\r\nOH WHEN THE BEANS\r\n*OH WHEN THE BEANS _COME OUT THE +TTTTTTIINNN!!+_*\r\n*YOU PUT THE BREAD, IN THE TOASTER!!\r\nAND YA PUT IT IN YER MOUTH!!*","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54920d346368722fa3ab0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54920c8563687246443f0900#post_54920c8563687246443f0900\r\n!data:image/jpeg;base64,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does beans have to do with toast?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54920e42636872293d040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54920d346368722fa3ab0200#post_54920d346368722fa3ab0200\r\nBeans on toast?\r\n_*\"OH WHEN THE BEANS!!!\":http://youtu.be/sOI8V_Zs4GA?t=44s*_","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54920e476368720a420b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"BEARDED CAR NINJA, GO!\r\n!http://www.gifbin.com/bin/042010/1271010043_jump-in-the-car.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54920ea46368723d69c10500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54920e42636872293d040000#post_54920e42636872293d040000\r\nOh yeah.\r\n\r\n!http://www.sanitaryum.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Dogs-Own-Car.gif!\r\nJust because they're man's best friend doesn't mean they're not assholes.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54920ef56368722612e90300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54920e42636872293d040000#post_54920e42636872293d040000\r\nDamn\r\nI swear like a Scottish COD player ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54920f036368720a422d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54920c8563687246443f0900#post_54920c8563687246443f0900\r\n\"I love beans!\r\nHey hey hey! \r\nI love beans!\r\nEvery day!\":http://youtu.be/7ZWQMvHNOnI","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54920f2c63687204ced60c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/lightguy/drive-a-car.gif!\r\nNAILED IT","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5492103a6368725bc3200500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Darn it internet connection, stop failing on me every few seconds.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5492119b6368726f02ee0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh. My. [spoiler]Fucking.[/spoiler] God.\r\n[spoiler]!http://i38.tinypic.com/30vm6g1.gif![/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"549211d3636872106f990200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5492119b6368726f02ee0400#post_5492119b6368726f02ee0400\r\n...wat","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"549211ef6368723d69190600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just bought Saints Row IV with DLC at the nearby video game store.\r\nSo, how does this game work?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"549212466368721ded940d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Wince*\r\nI shouldn't have put that here....","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"549212986368723881820300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549211ef6368723d69190600#post_549211ef6368723d69190600\r\n1. Have money\r\n2. Get britches \r\n3. ?????\r\n4. Superpowers","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}