time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2/298.json

{"topics":[{"id":"537832cf636872475d710000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5378327b63687244e3750000#post_5378327b63687244e3750000\r\nWasabi flavored.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5378332263687248e4e70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537832cf636872475d710000#post_537832cf636872475d710000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5378327b63687244e3750000#post_5378327b63687244e3750000\r\nWasabi flavored.[/bq]\r\n\r\nWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5378334d63687246fcdb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5378332263687248e4e70000#post_5378332263687248e4e70000\r\nYeah.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5378339a63687247353f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just had a thought.\r\nHow would the phrase \"Bros before hoes\" work for gay guys?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537834b46368721abf280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5378339a63687247353f0100#post_5378339a63687247353f0100\r\nFor that matter would \"It's guy love!  Guy love!  There's nothing gay about it in our eyes(begins singing the rest of the Scrub's song)\" work for gay guys either?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5378352d636872179b230000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537834b46368721abf280000#post_537834b46368721abf280000\r\nMaybe.\r\nI've had gay friends that I never slept with.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537838aa6368721912b60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well I guess I figured out how one of my roommates is going to wind up leaving.  He found a woman and he doesn't believe in wearing a rubber.  You would think he would have learned his lesson the first time he married someone out of wedlock.\r\n\r\nI should buy a \"congratulations it's a boy\" balloon or something for when the inevitable happens.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5378393c6368720ff91d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537838aa6368721912b60300#post_537838aa6368721912b60300\r\nReally? Why is it that most men think with their dicks and not their brains?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53783a0063687210e1340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5378393c6368720ff91d0000#post_5378393c6368720ff91d0000\r\n\r\nOh but you're wrong _mon petite squishy explosive_. It's because of guys like him, that guys like me have a common sense","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53783a8863687211c7480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783a0063687210e1340000#post_53783a0063687210e1340000\r\nTrue. Verrry true.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53783aa463687211134a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537838aa6368721912b60300#post_537838aa6368721912b60300\r\nIs he Catholic or something?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53783aad6368720f094b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5378393c6368720ff91d0000#post_5378393c6368720ff91d0000\r\nOn the plus side I have four weeks or so to get the \"congratulations on the baby\" balloons and such before she starts feeling it.\r\n\r\nThat's going to be funny; he gets a call from her telling what happened and I bust out the balloons, confetti and streamers already prepared.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53783b78636872108fc20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783aad6368720f094b0000#post_53783aad6368720f094b0000\r\n\r\nIf you manage to record it, please grace us with the video, or at least a vivid description going from being dumbfounded, to angered to denial.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53783bc76368720e16bb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"why cant i leave this thread for 3 mins without not knowing what the topic is.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53783c0e6368720db71a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783bc76368720e16bb0000#post_53783bc76368720e16bb0000\r\nA guy is having unprotected sex with a woman in collage. She's probably gonna end up preggers.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53783c346368720ff9420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783bc76368720e16bb0000#post_53783bc76368720e16bb0000\r\n\r\nThe good thing about this thread is that it always gives you second chances when it comes to topics","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53783c996368721113780100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783c0e6368720db71a0100#post_53783c0e6368720db71a0100\r\n\r\nin collage?\r\n\r\nso like they take pictures of it and make a collage later out of the sex?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53783c9d6368720fed7d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783bc76368720e16bb0000#post_53783bc76368720e16bb0000\r\nTl:dr; My roommate found a girl, but they haven't been wearing protection; chances are as long as those two have known each other chances are there's going to be a baby on the way.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53783cb463687210e1c50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783c9d6368720fed7d0100#post_53783c9d6368720fed7d0100\r\n\r\nso like, the same thing of everyday.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53783cd86368720ff9010200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783cb463687210e1c50100#post_53783cb463687210e1c50100\r\nCollege in a nutshell.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53783d6d6368727c89000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783cd86368720ff9010200#post_53783cd86368720ff9010200\r\n\r\nOr at least, what many _think_ college is about. Disregarding everything else","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53783db36368727ed30e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783cd86368720ff9010200#post_53783cd86368720ff9010200\r\nYou know what would be a hilarious dick move? If you blew up condoms for the \"its a boy!\" balloons.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53783dd06368727ffb030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783cd86368720ff9010200#post_53783cd86368720ff9010200\r\n\r\nexcept like private college.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783d6d6368727c89000000#post_53783d6d6368727c89000000\r\n\r\n\r\ni have seen many shows about american college.\r\n\r\nthey are nothing like south american ones, like i see there are dorms in the campus.\r\n\r\nin ours there is no dorms or anything like that.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53783de86368727e801b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783cd86368720ff9010200#post_53783cd86368720ff9010200\r\n\r\n\r\nbut what if its a girl.\r\n\r\nyou need to have backup balloons.\r\n\r\nalso for the love of god record it somehow.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53783e2463687201bb140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783dd06368727ffb030000#post_53783dd06368727ffb030000\r\n\r\nNeither in here. College is like going to high school, except with the difficulty settings being more customizable","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}