time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3/366.json

{"topics":[{"id":"538557dc6368727c5d720400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538557986368727a93920400#post_538557986368727a93920400\r\nUhhhhhhhh, o...k?\r\n\r\nOh Oh! Do me next!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5385583a6368727debb80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538556796368727c41410400#post_538556796368727c41410400\r\n!http://memecrunch.com/meme/24A7U/i-m-afraid-ive-got-some-bad-news/image.png!\r\n\r\nI\r\n\r\n1) Haven't Drawn in like, A year so I'd have to regain all my skills like how Samus has to regain all her abilities in every matroid. \r\n\r\n2) My scanners been dead for two years, so even if a could draw the fucking mona lisa I would only be able to give you so much\r\n\r\n3) *I don't and cant and will not draw porn*\r\n\r\nUnless it's artistically naked people.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5385583b6368727ab9f70400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538557dc6368727c5d720400#post_538557dc6368727c5d720400\r\nOnly if you request a good artist to draw the two scenarios (Cadance momdom and futa Cadance impregnating my oc with dino eggs) for me.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538558a46368727b6b730500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5385583b6368727ab9f70400#post_5385583b6368727ab9f70400\r\n4) N!$#$ I aint got no money.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538558eb6368727bf5800500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/12_Odd_Future_Songs.jpg! ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538559176368727bc36e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538558a46368727b6b730500#post_538558a46368727b6b730500\r\nRequests, not commissions. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5385593d6368727aa6ed0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538559176368727bc36e0500#post_538559176368727bc36e0500\r\nFuck it, i need the practice anyway.\r\n\r\nbrb","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5385594a6368727aed790500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@Randomsaur\r\n_Young Motorcycle Rider Trashboat was living a relatively normal life, Until he was captured by Randomsaur and Converted into a Cyborg to lead his army of Dinosaur men, However, Before He could be brainwashed, An Explosion rocked the lab, And He escaped, Now, He vows to defeat Randomsaur and Save the world from his tyranny, His name is..._\r\n\r\nKamen rider Alpha!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538559646368727c5d0e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538559176368727bc36e0500#post_538559176368727bc36e0500\r\nOh, well, I don't no anybody that does free requests like that, Especially good artists.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538559b16368727c41750500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5385594a6368727aed790500#post_5385594a6368727aed790500\r\nWait? Does this mean you're gonna have to fight futa cadence as a monster boss? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538559c46368727bc3940500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5385594a6368727aed790500#post_5385594a6368727aed790500\r\n\r\nand then he died by cancer\r\n\r\nrip that guy, we dont know his name, fuck it lets just trow him in the ground and go away","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53855a936368727bf52c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538559b16368727c41750500#post_538559b16368727c41750500\r\nMost likely","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53855d1f636872367f460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53855a936368727bf52c0600#post_53855a936368727bf52c0600\r\nOh Christ.\r\n\r\n\r\nSo I've recently been wondering things to could improve my writing skills, Got any tips? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53855d8063687238544a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also, I have heard back from George Church. It's true.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53855f736368723854d10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53855d1f636872367f460000#post_53855d1f636872367f460000\r\nIf you're asking me, I can't help you\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53855d8063687238544a0000#post_53855d8063687238544a0000\r\n*Episode 1 - Alpha Arrives*\r\n\r\n*Trashboat is driving down the road on his motorbike*\r\n\r\n*Something is watching in the shadows*\r\n\r\n*Meanwhile*\r\n\r\nLord Randomsaur! Great news! We've found a man worthy of becoming the leader of the army!\r\n\r\nGood, Send my footsoldiers and Arachosaur in and Capture him!\r\n\r\nYes sir!\r\n\r\n*They capture him easily*\r\n\r\nWhat? Where am I!?\r\n\r\nHahaha! You're in my lair of course\r\n\r\nWho are you!\r\n\r\nI am Lord Randomsaur, And I have chosen you to lead my Army of Dinosaur men!\r\n\r\nBut why!?\r\n\r\nSo I can Conquer the earth of course! Now just hold still, This will only hurt a bit...\r\n\r\n*An explosion rocks the lab*\r\n\r\nWhat!?\r\n\r\n*The locks undo themselves*\r\n\r\n*He runs past randomsaur and Heads out of the building*\r\n\r\n*Along the way, He manages to easily deal with some of the footsoldiers, He's clearly not human anymore*\r\n\r\n*He's now in the middle of the forest*\r\n\r\nW-What am I?\r\n\r\n*Eyecatch*\r\n\r\n*Commercial break begins now*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5385603d63687239f43e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53855f736368723854d10000#post_53855f736368723854d10000\r\nMeh, I'm far more excited that we could have a cold-resistant hairy elephant with some mammoth genes in it in THREE YEARS. Or at least an embryo, which could then be planted into an Asian elephant surrogate mother. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538561e0636872379d000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5385603d63687239f43e0100#post_5385603d63687239f43e0100\r\nOf course we can't get all of your character in one scene!\r\n\r\n*Commercial break ends*\r\n\r\n*Eyecatch*\r\n\r\n*He managed to make it to a city*\r\n\r\nWhat now? What am I supposed to do now that I'm not human anymore?\r\n\r\n*A loud crash is heard*\r\n\r\n*The prehistoric spiderman from earlier is Wrecking stuff*\r\n\r\n*Conveniently, His dad is nearby, And the Spiderman kills him*\r\n\r\nNooooooo!!\r\n\r\nGrrrr... This is unforgivable!\r\n\r\nHenshin!!\r\n\r\n*Insert transformation sequence here*\r\n\r\nHold It!\r\n\r\n*The spiderman stops*\r\n\r\nYou bastard...Who are you!\r\n\r\nI am the man who will end the age of the dinosaurs, Kamen rider...Alpha!\r\n\r\n*It spits web at him*\r\n\r\n*He leaps over it*\r\n\r\n*They exchange blows*\r\n\r\nRider Kick!\r\n\r\n*He kicks the spiderman so hard that he explodes*\r\n\r\nI now know What I must do, I must Stop Randomsaur, And Save the world and the People from his tyranny!\r\n\r\n*To be continued*\r\n\r\n*End credits*\r\n\r\n*Next episode preview begins*\r\n\r\n_Now Kamen rider Alpha, Trashboat Continues the fight against Randomsaur's dinosaur empire, Along with his new Superbike \"The Air battler\" Watch as Kamen rider Alpha Uncovers the Mystery of the prehistoric Batman! Next time... \"Come here! Air battler!\"_","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5385620f63687238e1070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538561e0636872379d000000#post_538561e0636872379d000000\r\n!http://cdn2.arkive.org/media/96/969B944A-ACB6-4B80-B8BD-D23EEA2A4DB5/Presentation.Large/Asian-elephant-calf-in-water.jpg!\r\nMERMMUTHS","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5385622063687236870e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5385583b6368727ab9f70400#post_5385583b6368727ab9f70400\r\n>>638907\r\nquick and basic futa cadance\r\n\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5385627063687238cb3c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5385622063687236870e0000#post_5385622063687236870e0000\r\nThanks.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538562ad6368723897540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5385620f63687238e1070000#post_5385620f63687238e1070000\r\nThe mammothman is your Second in command, Of course Alpha wouldn't fight him first","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5385647d636872369c4b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I leave the thread for a couple hours and come back to this shit.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538565126368723687dd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5385647d636872369c4b0000#post_5385647d636872369c4b0000\r\nI don't even remember what happened, I just know that I wrote That thing a bit ago as a response","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538565146368723875d70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5385647d636872369c4b0000#post_5385647d636872369c4b0000\r\n\r\nBoredom is a powerful mistress","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538569766368723747420200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When this turned into a erotic mecha rp thread?","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"}]}