time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/514.json

{"topics":[{"id":"539bc936636872691d0d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I cannot imagine what type of chemicals or strange sustances have the cereals of USA.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"539bc95063687268c6520200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc936636872691d0d0200#post_539bc936636872691d0d0200\r\nSugar.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539bc96663687268a4ae0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc95063687268c6520200#post_539bc95063687268c6520200\r\nSpice.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"539bc97e63687269451e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc96663687268a4ae0200#post_539bc96663687268a4ae0200\r\nEverything nice.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539bc9856368726b47ee0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc96663687268a4ae0200#post_539bc96663687268a4ae0200\r\nAnd everything nice!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539bc9916368726abd850200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc95063687268c6520200#post_539bc95063687268c6520200\r\n\r\nMhm... \"sugar\".","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"539bc9996368726b58b40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc97e63687269451e0200#post_539bc97e63687269451e0200\r\nDAMN YOU RANDOM!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539bc9c263687268c68b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc936636872691d0d0200#post_539bc936636872691d0d0200\r\nSugar, air, more sugar, more air, plastic, styrofoam, some obligatory arbitrary vitamins and grains or whatever, and more sugar.\r\n\r\nAnd if you're not eating the kids' stuff, it's mostly bran cardboard-y yet still somehow sugary stuff.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"539bca236368726983950200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc9996368726b58b40200#post_539bc9996368726b58b40200\r\nI will also inform you that the person your ex-boyfriend was cheating on you with was ME!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539bca2f6368726a154f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc9c263687268c68b0200#post_539bc9c263687268c68b0200\r\n\r\nWhat about Corn Flakes and Special K?","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"539bca456368726bf10e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bca236368726983950200#post_539bca236368726983950200\r\nAren't you a bit young for that?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"539bca6e636872690b260300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bca2f6368726a154f0200#post_539bca2f6368726a154f0200\r\n\r\n\"Corn Flakes?\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wh4aXh-mBo","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"539bca9163687268d6de0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bca236368726983950200#post_539bca236368726983950200\r\n!http://www.memegene.net/media/created/9j35gy.png!","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"539bca9763687268a4fd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bca456368726bf10e0300#post_539bca456368726bf10e0300\r\nPlot twist: His boyfriend was underage too.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539bcaa46368726b58080300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bca236368726983950200#post_539bca236368726983950200\r\nMy ex was like 28","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539bcae7636872690b500300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bca2f6368726a154f0200#post_539bca2f6368726a154f0200\r\nMiniaturized cornchips with the obligatory vitamins and stuff, washed in sugary syrupy solution.\r\nA step up from the cardboard, but still more or less the same kind of idea.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"539bcb166368726983ef0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bcaa46368726b58080300#post_539bcaa46368726b58080300\r\nPlot twist: He lied!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539bcb2f636872691dca0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bcaa46368726b58080300#post_539bcaa46368726b58080300\r\n\r\n\r\nthats what tells you.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539bcb306368726b92840300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bcb166368726983ef0200#post_539bcb166368726983ef0200\r\nPlot twist: Butt cramps!","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"539bcbdf63687269ab920300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bcb166368726983ef0200#post_539bcb166368726983ef0200\r\nPlot twist: The trees were secreting a chemical which makes humans kill themselves in frankly comical ways.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539bcc2763687269450e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bca9163687268d6de0200#post_539bca9163687268d6de0200\r\n!http://zeldawiki.org/images/4/43/Euzeth_Gozzo_350x270.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"539bcc2c636872696b120300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bcbdf63687269ab920300#post_539bcbdf63687269ab920300\r\nPlot twist: He was actually a futa girl.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539be02863687229b9f10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Did you aver think you would live in a world in which a movie called _Kung Fu Panda_ starring Jack Black would not only be not bad, but one of the greatest animated movies ever?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539be1df63687227f67b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be02863687229b9f10200#post_539be02863687229b9f10200\r\n\r\ni live in a world where a 7 year old with a cute face can get more recognition than an entire hip hop collective that actually know how to rap, so maybe.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539be21063687229b9c00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be1df63687227f67b0300#post_539be1df63687227f67b0300\r\nPeople like cute things.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}