time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/531.json

{"topics":[{"id":"539dfb496368725e2c200000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539dfab06368726c9f780400#post_539dfab06368726c9f780400\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539dfb036368725e0d170000#post_539dfb036368725e0d170000\r\nWe should have an orgy\r\n\r\nNow none of us shall be virgins","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"539dfb4e6368725f80070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539dfb2b6368725dc3090000#post_539dfb2b6368725dc3090000\r\n*Nothing happens*\r\n*Nukes the Moon*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539dfb796368725dc3190000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539df9f16368726bb43d0300#post_539df9f16368726bb43d0300\r\n\r\nyou know who else was an OG? tupac, and where is he now?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539dfb9e6368725e6f300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539dfb796368725dc3190000#post_539dfb796368725dc3190000\r\nAliens abducted him.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539dfbd56368725dfe360000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539dfb2b6368725dc3090000#post_539dfb2b6368725dc3090000\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539dfb036368725e0d170000#post_539dfb036368725e0d170000\r\n\r\n\r\n*nukes the sun*[/bq]\r\n[spoiler]!http://37.media.tumblr.com/0ef419146c5a227476ec22d651a6b0dd/tumblr_n4phdoURrI1rtzo8lo1_1280.png![/spoiler]\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539dfbe96368725ef2530000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539dfb9e6368725e6f300000#post_539dfb9e6368725e6f300000\r\n\r\n\r\njust like a certain OG over here, another \"accident\" may happen to him.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539dfc076368725eac250000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539dfbe96368725ef2530000#post_539dfbe96368725ef2530000\r\n*Nukes North Korea*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539dfc5d6368725dab440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539dfc076368725eac250000#post_539dfc076368725eac250000\r\n\r\n\r\nearth is too boring, lets nuke the aliens\r\n\r\n!http://otakuonion.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/spore4.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539dfcc663687260ac810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]*Grows 3 tentacle dicks and starts fucking Molestia with them*[/spoiler]","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539dfcfc63687260ac980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/basic_day141.gif![/spoiler]","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"539dfd2f6368726173a10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539dfcfc63687260ac980000#post_539dfcfc63687260ac980000\r\nSpoiler that.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539dfe326368725f11f90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539dfcfc63687260ac980000#post_539dfcfc63687260ac980000\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/HFLViB6.gif!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"539dfe576368725dabf50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539dfab36368726b0a660400#post_539dfab36368726b0a660400\r\nI prefer my avatar personally.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"539e013f6368723e2e2b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]\"SHES A BOPPIN BITCH,SHES A BOPPING BITCH\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvgQtfuK2YQ [/spoiler]    ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539e02a56368723cec8f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What is going on?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"539e02c56368723d4c870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539dfe576368725dabf50000#post_539dfe576368725dabf50000\r\nWho is that supposed to be?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"539e02e46368723dba780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Meanwhile in... I don't want to know where\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20121019/09/noraq69/c1/55/j/o0770102412243921411.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"539e03106368724056570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e02e46368723dba780000#post_539e02e46368723dba780000\r\n\r\n\r\nah look, its yiffyland","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539e03386368724056670000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e02c56368723d4c870000#post_539e02c56368723d4c870000\r\nPotato Girl","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"539e04d16368723f9ccb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e03386368724056670000#post_539e03386368724056670000\r\nSasha Braus!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"539e18b56368722ba0cc0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I may have strayed from the path a little. But I'm okay, I can find my way back. I just want to see what is out there...a little more...","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"539e1dad63687274c5040200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know; I just realized what is one of the few things I genuinely hate:\r\nPeople that realize they're not correct statistics wise and rationalize it towards their bias anyhow.\r\n\r\nI'm not talking about ignorance of facts, that's people just not knowing they're wrong; I'm talking about the people that know they're wrong and argue that they're right anyhow.\r\n\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by this is a example of advertising.  I'm having to go back to school cause advertising is dying, everyone and their grandma knows advertising is dying, but people in the field still try to argue that it's not dying.  Over the last two years the advertising field has shrunk by over a half of it's previous size and advertisers say instead, \"it's experiencing a dynamically changing environment through which opportunity presents itself to individuals\". . . Cutting out all the bullshit, how does agreeing that a industry is shrinking at a alarming rate translate into \"jobs are being generated by jobs being lost\"?\r\n\r\nI have to disagree with a lot of people about the problems in the world; stupid people are not the problem; willingly stupid people are.\r\n\r\nThere's a difference between stupid and willingly stupid.  Stupid is just when a person doesn't know any better; willingly stupid is when a person knows better, but they are intentionally stupid to fulfill a goal.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539e24fd636872208ee60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e1dad63687274c5040200#post_539e1dad63687274c5040200\r\nSo people don't care much about ads anymore and now rely on things like internet customer reviews?\r\n\r\nAnd what are those advertisers defending it for? Keeping their jobs?","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"539e29256368722772830300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"you know what fucking sucks ass?\r\n\r\nin my next semester all of my fucking classes are gonna eb in the afternoon.\r\n\r\nUUUUUGH.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539e2a73636872751a600600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Grieffon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e24fd636872208ee60200#post_539e24fd636872208ee60200\r\n[bq=\"Grieffon\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539e1dad63687274c5040200#post_539e1dad63687274c5040200\r\nSo people don't care much about ads anymore and now rely on things like internet customer reviews?\r\n\r\nAnd what are those advertisers defending it for? Keeping their jobs?[/bq]\r\nFor keeping the status quo that way they won't have to change their business strategy on targeting consumers and as a result fucking themselves in the end and doing the exact same thing that is causing them to lose jobs.\r\n\r\n\"I would rather lose my job than have to change how I do business!\r\n\"Well in that case here you go *hands them a pink slip\"\r\n\"Fuck you internet for making me lose my job!\"\r\n\r\n\r\nThe old way of doing ads is to make short term ads that target a select group of people and now that does jack shit.  I.e. \"This friday buy the new Ford for $5000 off!\"\r\nThe new way of doing ads is to essentially carpet bomb everyone with ads that can last decades and thus save money in the long run.  I.e. \"Ford  We've been your pa's truck and your grandpa's truck.  Eventually we'll be your kid's truck and his kid's truck.  Ford  The family's truck.\"\r\n\r\nAnd it's so fucking idiotic that they don't want to make such a simple change in marketing products that a lot of companies have already been doing for years.  If they would start making ads that are long term instead of short term they would stop shrinking.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}